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Someone decided cereal was for breakfast and we just accepted it

Submitted by pufballcat t3_yr6x8u on November 10, 2022 at 6:02 AM

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It's sad that if English is your first language and you speak a second language, it's considered impressive, but if English isn't your first language and you speak English as well as speaking your first language, it's mostly just expected.

Submitted by johnnybenchcalledyou t3_yqm69l on November 9, 2022 at 3:31 PM

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We have domesticated versions of wolves and cats, but no domesticated version of bears.

Submitted by GooseCapmany t3_ypocep on November 8, 2022 at 2:46 PM

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When guys want advice about flirting with women they generally rely on other men instead of asking a woman.

Submitted by Sleep-system t3_yozxed on November 7, 2022 at 8:50 PM

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Salt is the only rock that's socially acceptable to eat.

Submitted by C1tC5tt t3_ymxurk on November 5, 2022 at 3:53 PM

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It’s weird to think that 12 year olds were born in 2009-2010, meaning they have no memories of flip phones or possibly DVDs.

Submitted by NoahTheAttacker t3_yle1g0 on November 3, 2022 at 8:34 PM

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Whenever you hear about a haunted house, it’s always ghosts from the 1800s or some other era in the distant past. You never get a ghost from like 2012 planking at the foot of your bed.

Submitted by ChallengeLate1947 t3_yldk5f on November 3, 2022 at 8:17 PM

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Tombstones will probably have QR codes on them in the future that share the life-story of those buried there.

Submitted by kylemaranhas t3_ykm9qf on November 2, 2022 at 11:52 PM

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Tom Cruise basically figured out a way to fly military jets and get paid millions.

Submitted by kgvc7 t3_z79lsq on November 28, 2022 at 9:44 PM

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There will probably be a flat venus society if we terraform and colonise venus in the future.

Submitted by bunnybiene t3_z8vvzb on November 30, 2022 at 4:29 PM

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A coconut is neither chocolate nor a nut

Submitted by whorsefly t3_z45dc3 on November 25, 2022 at 5:48 AM

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Blind people living by themselves probably have the cheapest electricity bill

Submitted by Korietnam t3_yibm2a on October 31, 2022 at 1:06 PM

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There is at least one person who’s sexual awakening were the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Submitted by StoutBen t3_yh3fqp on October 30, 2022 at 3:30 AM

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At some point in your life, you’ve probably walked past someone with a butt plug in and didn’t know it.

Submitted by 103048 t3_ygtd10 on October 29, 2022 at 8:06 PM

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McDonald’s burgers don’t taste like burgers, they taste like McDonald’s

Submitted by addicted2skooma t3_ye62dv on October 26, 2022 at 7:05 PM

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It's completely dark inside your body.

Submitted by Petrxs t3_ybbtsx on October 23, 2022 at 8:05 AM

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It's possible that millions of women lived and died without even knowing about female orgasm

Submitted by Zetafunction64 t3_yaycld on October 22, 2022 at 8:53 PM

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Dogs are smart enough to understand the same word from lots of different humans, yet we can’t for certain decipher their barks

Submitted by jgeorge1983 t3_yaptzm on October 22, 2022 at 2:54 PM

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Unless you are physically in their presence at the moment and can observe that they are alive, everyone you know is exactly like Schrodinger's cat.

Submitted by iMeaniGuess___ t3_y92zy0 on October 20, 2022 at 4:34 PM

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Every passing year is further proof how visionary ‘Wall-E’ was

Submitted by _fiveMoreMinutes t3_y7rtjo on October 19, 2022 at 3:40 AM

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You always hear about breakfast for lunch or dinner, but never lunch for dinner or dinner for breakfast.

Submitted by Consumer-of-sandwich t3_y73at2 on October 18, 2022 at 10:31 AM

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One day, we may realize that we are alone in space, that the rarest substance in the universe is life, and that we regularly destroy it for one of the more common ones, gold.

Submitted by PrometheusOnLoud t3_y4yjsm on October 15, 2022 at 9:01 PM

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Rage Against The Machine ticket prices indicate that the Machine has won.

Submitted by wfezzari t3_y4nmnk on October 15, 2022 at 1:11 PM

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In sci-fi movies, the ship is almost always still well lit during faster than light travel. So they have lights capable of traveling faster than the speed of light.