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Due to smartphones, hardly anybody knows about Methylchloroisothiazolinone or sodium laureth sulfate anymore

Submitted by imav8n t3_z4u4xx on November 26, 2022 at 1:20 AM

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Some vegans don’t eat meat because they believe it’s wrong to kill an animal as their food, but the vegetables they eat came from a plowed field that likely killed so many more creatures.

Submitted by flowers4charlie777 t3_z4nf4o on November 25, 2022 at 8:33 PM

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People who drink their coffee black, eat spicy foods, and enjoy sour candy are all casual masochists.

Submitted by urmaternalfigure t3_z3u6jv on November 24, 2022 at 8:46 PM

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Cancer doesn't seem to exist in fantasy worlds

Submitted by zipflop t3_z3iul3 on November 24, 2022 at 12:36 PM

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People on OF want to be popular enough to make lots of money but not so popular that their friends and relatives find out.

Submitted by WeareStarstuff7 t3_z0fhti on November 20, 2022 at 9:14 PM

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For most of human history everyone constantly smelled like a campfire

Submitted by aelliax t3_yypdo3 on November 18, 2022 at 5:19 PM

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Good drivers miss their turns more often than bad drivers.

Submitted by OptimisticPlatypus t3_yw04s8 on November 15, 2022 at 3:20 PM

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The Internet has made people dramatically more cold and okay with hurting those who are not in your tribe, especially young people.

Submitted by Lyricalvessel t3_yvyezu on November 15, 2022 at 2:14 PM

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An Oscar has been up somebody’s ass…prolly more then once…

Submitted by Square_Run t3_yu75dz on November 13, 2022 at 4:52 PM

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Loud farts are perceived to be less stinky because the smell is expected after hearing the fart sound, whereas in a silent fart the smell is unexpected until it hits you.

Submitted by DJkiller669 t3_ys582c on November 11, 2022 at 8:45 AM

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That lucky man who won powerball will probably pay more taxes than the 3 richest billionaires combined

Submitted by DaddyChiiill t3_yrmxnu on November 10, 2022 at 6:03 PM

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You can buy cheese that's been aged 10 years, yet expires after a week in the refrigerator.

Submitted by Sharp-Pop335 t3_yquch9 on November 9, 2022 at 8:19 PM

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Eating spicy foods is socially accepted self harm.

Submitted by Alarming_Machine_283 t3_yqe0b1 on November 9, 2022 at 9:48 AM

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Whenever you visit a couples house, they've probably had sex on the couch you're sitting on.

Submitted by good__one t3_yp9qpf on November 8, 2022 at 3:21 AM

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Meat consumed as comfort food is also an emotional support animal.

Submitted by wfezzari t3_yp5r3y on November 8, 2022 at 12:18 AM

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The easiest way to maintain good relationship with people is to limit your contact with them.

Submitted by cortemptas t3_yp17cz on November 7, 2022 at 9:34 PM

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Falling asleep must be nearly effortless for people who have no inner monologue nor the ability to visualize their thoughts (aphantasia).

Submitted by UppedSolution77 t3_yn9a42 on November 5, 2022 at 11:00 PM

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We live on a planet where every so often, a mountain explodes. And we're just supposed to be okay with that.

Submitted by abrachoo t3_ymcyer on November 4, 2022 at 10:51 PM

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You've probably spoken to yourself in your head more than you'll ever speak to another person in your life.

Submitted by Dubdown11 t3_yle5fw on November 3, 2022 at 8:38 PM

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Your average woman has seen more blood than most men ever will

Submitted by Unclear1nstructions t3_ykjf97 on November 2, 2022 at 10:13 PM

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The Metaverse is one billionaire's idea that the rest of us will be happy with imaginary stuff.

Submitted by jbcbos t3_yitiyc on November 1, 2022 at 12:20 AM

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Dragons probably came to be from medieval people seeing dinosaur bones and thus spreading the myth of the Dragon.

Submitted by [deleted] t3_z927s3 on November 30, 2022 at 8:27 PM

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Getting killed by a sling in Mesopotamia must have been a lame way to day. Like some guy kind of far away throws a rock kind of fast after doing an ornate warm up and just kills you.

Submitted by Kurt1111 t3_z8rwtx on November 30, 2022 at 1:46 PM

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Lego gets surprisingly little hate considering they mainly sell plastic.

Submitted by Lloyd_lyle t3_yiqnha on October 31, 2022 at 10:15 PM

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Everyone says that getting old sucks, but dying young sucks more.

Submitted by FluffyBunnyFlipFlops t3_yipjy2 on October 31, 2022 at 9:30 PM

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