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We all find it totally normal to see people sleeping in airport chairs but out on the street or in a park it is usually frowned upon

Submitted by Life-Meal6635 t3_zzm5n7 on December 31, 2022 at 5:12 AM

11 comments

Despite his code, Batman has definitely killed a few people due to underlying medical conditions.

Submitted by BookerCatchanSTD t3_zzkfgq on December 31, 2022 at 3:41 AM

7 comments

Numbers 0, 2, 3, 5, 6, 7, 8 and 9 are displayed as slightly taller or bigger in comparison to 1 and 4 on electronic watches.

Submitted by Sigismund_Bacsi t3_zxi7xl on December 28, 2022 at 7:17 PM

6 comments

Noises people make after good sex are quite similar to the noises they make after finishing a good meal

Submitted by IGetHighAndAdoptDogs t3_1004o8i on December 31, 2022 at 9:54 PM

6 comments

Most everyone knows how to lose weight and be healthy, but it’s having the willpower to stick with it that is difficult.

Submitted by LittleBullBoy t3_zzdor7 on December 30, 2022 at 10:35 PM

20 comments

Professional sports has to be one of the few Industries where you KNOW your coworkers make 100 or 200 times as much as you and there's nothing you can do about it.

Submitted by Partyslayer t3_ygmlm1 on October 29, 2022 at 3:30 PM

9 comments

Hamburgers with pickles are cucumber sandwhiches.

Submitted by FizzlePopBerryTwist t3_ycmfed on October 24, 2022 at 8:56 PM

8 comments

It must have been horrible to have the telephone number 867-5309 when that song came out

Submitted by barry0181 t3_1225fk1 on March 26, 2023 at 12:47 AM

10 comments

Thumbs are what separate us from the animals but they feel like the least civilized of the fingers.

Submitted by diet-Coke-or-kill-me t3_126zjpr on March 30, 2023 at 9:16 PM

26 comments

The hardest part about weight loss is getting used to eating less and less and less and less and maintaining that forever.

Submitted by jerkularcirc t3_112dgnl on February 14, 2023 at 7:11 PM

14 comments

Titanic is about a woman who completely forgot about her husband of 50+ years and generations of descendants to spend her afterlife with a guy she had a three day fling with on a boat.

Submitted by TheOnesWhoWander t3_11eh1gt on February 28, 2023 at 7:12 PM

6 comments

Blood creates urine, but blood in urine is very bad.

Submitted by somethinggoeshere11 t3_zyct1b on December 29, 2022 at 6:44 PM

9 comments

Blind people will never be able to find Waldo.

Submitted by deadfermata t3_zzyk5i on December 31, 2022 at 5:04 PM

7 comments

Considering how harder it is to open up about your feelings as you get older, immortality might feel so lonely

Submitted by ruvo- t3_zz2lpq on December 30, 2022 at 3:02 PM

8 comments

Women will never experience the feeling of their pp sinking into them while doing hard workouts or tough cardio

Submitted by [deleted] t3_12822ts on March 31, 2023 at 10:33 PM

29 comments

Most of the health information we believe to be true is propaganda from companies trying to promote their item.

Submitted by zensenses t3_11ecqtm on February 28, 2023 at 4:20 PM

6 comments

Two wrongs don't make a right but three rights make a left.

Submitted by [deleted] t3_11eh9l3 on February 28, 2023 at 7:21 PM

7 comments

Dumbledore was terrible at hiring teachers.

Submitted by Pard01 t3_11bwpha on February 25, 2023 at 9:46 PM

8 comments

We're closer to 2050 than we are to 1990

Submitted by East-Bluejay6891 t3_10k8u89 on January 24, 2023 at 4:04 PM

13 comments

You spend every second of your life in the company of a skeleton

Submitted by Ukleon t3_zvogpb on December 26, 2022 at 2:39 PM

8 comments

Humans being self heated is super OP. All you have to do is wear thick clothing. Imagine if to survive the cold you had to warm your body up with garments that ran on energy/fuel.

Submitted by LongNando t3_zz58s5 on December 30, 2022 at 4:50 PM

9 comments

Conspiracy theorists simply have trust issues.

Submitted by HighAxper t3_zofr9s on December 17, 2022 at 8:45 PM

8 comments

The acknowledgment of double dipping probably only came about with the invent of modern science.

Submitted by LazyFurry0 t3_yg32b6 on October 28, 2022 at 10:53 PM

7 comments

DOOM is probably the most widely available game since it’s been ported to so many devices

Submitted by Hezmix t3_yhpd8t on October 30, 2022 at 8:43 PM

7 comments

Dogs must think old humans are a different species from younger humans since they don't live long enough to watch us age.

Submitted by expired_lemonade t3_yhytm7 on October 31, 2022 at 2:54 AM

6 comments