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Ice rinks are self leveling.

Submitted by [deleted] t3_zsut1z on December 22, 2022 at 7:38 PM

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Benicio del Toro is the Puerto Rican Brad Pitt

Submitted by TreeBearOne t3_zylxvx on December 30, 2022 at 12:43 AM

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One thing people often forget about immortality is that the effects of dementia will render you useless sooner rather than later

Submitted by exmxn t3_zxp856 on December 28, 2022 at 11:50 PM

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Humans are 60% water, yet they're considered carbon based life forms.

Submitted by The_Evil_Owl t3_zv7qkx on December 25, 2022 at 9:58 PM

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Kids in Harry Potter never learn how to write and spelling, yet it's taken for granted in Hogwarts

Submitted by spa1teN t3_z8xg24 on November 30, 2022 at 5:30 PM

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Antarctica is probably the easiest continent to become the ruler of

Submitted by imnotporter t3_z7iz7c on November 29, 2022 at 4:11 AM

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When you eat food prepared by someone else, you are probably also consuming all of their dead skin cells that ended up in the food as well

Submitted by No_Temperature7015 t3_z7j5rx on November 29, 2022 at 4:20 AM

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Somebody owns the sharpest knife in existence, and probably doesn't even know it.

Submitted by malevoryes t3_z8wfiq on November 30, 2022 at 4:51 PM

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Awkward is an awkward word.

Submitted by lordofedging81 t3_yi0ogh on October 31, 2022 at 4:27 AM

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Your risk for STDs is probably significantly higher the more attractive you are

Submitted by [deleted] t3_ydzyrv on October 26, 2022 at 2:49 PM

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Your one true love is probably out there somewhere, but most people will never meet them...

Submitted by nn666 t3_yineak on October 31, 2022 at 8:08 PM

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Out there, there must be policemen that eat a lot of the food they confiscate from people for various reasons.

Submitted by TheHooligan95 t3_yf6v2k on October 27, 2022 at 11:24 PM

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It's kinda fitting that Generation Alpha might be the one to first transcend a lot of the limitations every preceding generation had to deal with.

Submitted by [deleted] t3_12821mk on March 31, 2023 at 10:32 PM

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Credit card companies don’t let you pay back right away in hopes you’ll forget to pay when you finally can pay it off.

Submitted by Trehn10 t3_127zp2g on March 31, 2023 at 9:14 PM

7 comments

Nothing will ever be clean because of how fast germs spread

Submitted by machpunch1000 t3_124okr2 on March 28, 2023 at 1:21 PM

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It's amazing how many m's we can press when trying to delete an error before realising.

Submitted by brudzool t3_12760rm on March 31, 2023 at 1:36 AM

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We underestimate how lucky we are for not having taste buds on our anus.

Submitted by Dor_42 t3_11dzokd on February 28, 2023 at 7:09 AM

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Warhammer 40,000 will become very awkward if we ever meet actual intelligent extraterrestrial life.

Submitted by Shadowmirax t3_11cxp2l on February 27, 2023 at 12:26 AM

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There is a possibility that you saved the world but your memory was wiped

Submitted by squidnumber1 t3_11btq8k on February 25, 2023 at 7:43 PM

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Popcorn is an explosive

Submitted by [deleted] t3_11dhchb on February 27, 2023 at 5:24 PM

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When you rent a hotel, you pay for a place to stay and you are the one with the power. When you rent an apartment, you pay for a place to stay and the business is the one with the power.

Submitted by [deleted] t3_11ecr25 on February 28, 2023 at 4:20 PM

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The amount of serial killers in the U.S. has gone down drastically as school shootings have increased.

Submitted by ReportMeSnowflake t3_10opvnx on January 30, 2023 at 2:13 AM

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Fully blind people don’t see the same thing we do when our eyes are closed ; they do not see black, they simply do not see.

Submitted by KoexD t3_10p8r6b on January 30, 2023 at 5:38 PM

26 comments

Cereal is soup you eat for breakfast

Submitted by weedgay t3_10o0lcg on January 29, 2023 at 6:06 AM

12 comments

Those who keep the light theme for any OS or app either have to because they already have bad eyesight, or will if they keep using it

Submitted by NotoriousM0N t3_zx473j on December 28, 2022 at 8:12 AM

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