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We’ve made flashlights but we haven’t made reverse flashlights

Submitted by DumbBroadMagic69 t3_zlcrdb on December 14, 2022 at 12:57 AM

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Mowing your lawn is an exclusively middle-class chore. Neither the poor nor the rich have to do it.

Submitted by -Guardsman- t3_zkazoj on December 12, 2022 at 8:49 PM

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You only get morning wood in the morning when you wake up to pee. If you wake up in the middle of the night and need to pee you don’t.

Submitted by JAK3CAL t3_zj3buc on December 11, 2022 at 6:40 PM

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With the click of a button, we can launch a chain of human misery which extends around the planet just because we need to buy some deodorant.

Submitted by Captain_Clark t3_zi16hv on December 10, 2022 at 7:31 PM

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It is more socially acceptable to hate children than it is to hate dogs.

Submitted by bumbouxbee t3_zhgzta on December 10, 2022 at 2:57 AM

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December is always thought of as The winter month even though winter only starts near the end of the month.

Submitted by dS_LuNa t3_zeu3a1 on December 7, 2022 at 6:27 AM

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You’re either non-binary or you’re not

Submitted by BigBlueMountainStar t3_zeds36 on December 6, 2022 at 6:17 PM

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You only have one birthday, the rest are congratulations for surviving.

Submitted by [deleted] t3_zduf9p on December 6, 2022 at 3:53 AM

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For the next generation, it's going to be utterly ridiculous that we used slices of printed paper and small bits of metal to buy things from the store.

Submitted by redgreenandblue t3_zd18rb on December 5, 2022 at 8:26 AM

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We know that hypothermia feels hot. It’s very possible Icarus never reached the sun, died of hypothermia in space, and his wings melted because of air resistance falling down.

Submitted by sachizero t3_zcs6i3 on December 5, 2022 at 1:10 AM

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The hardest part about learning Ethics is finding that somehow, in someway, you are a horrible person.

Submitted by JustToShitpost t3_zc7prf on December 4, 2022 at 11:41 AM

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No one really knows anything, everything we know is made up

Submitted by [deleted] t3_zy5ngq on December 29, 2022 at 1:39 PM

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Despite schools and cartoons, you never see a horseshoe shaped magnet.

Submitted by skierDudeD t3_1005zni on December 31, 2022 at 11:00 PM

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People have quickly evolved the sense of a phone camera pointing at one.

Submitted by qarasaq t3_zyfzdj on December 29, 2022 at 8:48 PM

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Sometimes the feeling of successfully getting someone to have sex with you feels better than the sex itself.

Submitted by Jackmojo1 t3_z7lpy7 on November 29, 2022 at 6:28 AM

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There is a generation of people that didn't know it was once possible to physically put objects on top of a TV

Submitted by SharkCream t3_z7ervy on November 29, 2022 at 1:04 AM

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Homeless people probably hate the general public more than how we view them because of the amount of stuff they see that we waste and throw in the garbage.

Submitted by pwa09 t3_z5kut6 on November 26, 2022 at 11:10 PM

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You can’t really cut off someone’s head. What you’re actually doing is cutting off their body.

Submitted by jm838 t3_z2wmqn on November 23, 2022 at 6:29 PM

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The ad for the first tv with colors must’ve been in black and white.

Submitted by Rare-Bid1081 t3_z2m807 on November 23, 2022 at 11:01 AM

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Older televisions gave off that fuzzy static feeling when you touched the screen, and newer ones do not. Soon it will become a forgotten feeling.

Submitted by PIatopus t3_z2c9rs on November 23, 2022 at 2:04 AM

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The ability to read minds initially seems cool until you realize it's a passive ability like hearing. Meaning, you can't just turn it on and off. You'd likely go insane if you remain around other people. At a minimum you'll have major trust issues in every relationship.

Submitted by East-Bluejay6891 t3_z1be91 on November 21, 2022 at 9:49 PM

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Saying someone has a small penis is an insult to almost everyone, regardless of gender.

Submitted by TVLord5 t3_z0612j on November 20, 2022 at 2:52 PM

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A difference of 0.5 inch in penis length matters a whole lot more to a guy’s ego than what their partner can feel

Submitted by noodle_dreamer t3_yzvvjr on November 20, 2022 at 5:14 AM

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So many random ass plants had to have been smoked after they realized tobacco and marijuana actually had an effect

Submitted by lmaoyousadfuck t3_yxo1tw on November 17, 2022 at 11:39 AM

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It’s awfully telling that the world’s most powerful people (ie those in the know) tape off their webcams and don’t trust technology’s privacy settings.

Submitted by [deleted] t3_yx6u2o on November 16, 2022 at 9:29 PM

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