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Once humans invent robots for every job, money will become obsolete

Submitted by bchets t3_zpdb48 on December 19, 2022 at 12:45 AM

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Since the skin on human lips and butthole is identical, lip care must also work on the butthole.

Submitted by qarasaq t3_zp6gj3 on December 18, 2022 at 7:41 PM

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It’s actually weird that humans are the only species that drinks milk from other animals. Rhinos don’t drink milk from cows.

Submitted by [deleted] t3_zoqemq on December 18, 2022 at 4:56 AM

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Jumping is pushing Earth away

Submitted by MarwanMero t3_zmqbf5 on December 15, 2022 at 5:09 PM

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We went from a position of 'not wanting to put labels on things,' to creating highly specific terms and verbiage to define our roles in society.

Submitted by QuadSeven t3_zm9c7g on December 15, 2022 at 2:11 AM

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When out in a large gathering, there’s a strong probability that someone around you is wearing a butt plug.

Submitted by Bassman1976 t3_zls3t3 on December 14, 2022 at 2:17 PM

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With so many humans dealing with intrusive thoughts on a daily basis, it’s a good thing we don’t have any psychic abilities like telekinesis.

Submitted by Kacalac t3_zl5ec9 on December 13, 2022 at 8:05 PM

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Zombies are good source of perpetual energy, just get one on a treadmill and connect the treadmill to a generator.

Submitted by UniqueCold3812 t3_zjypfl on December 12, 2022 at 1:10 PM

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People get complimented much more for getting married than for graduating, even though there is no real merit in getting married.

Submitted by Icy_Distance4051 t3_zjq6ma on December 12, 2022 at 6:39 AM

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The fact that Brian Griffin is a dog that sleeps with countless human women is disturbing

Submitted by Looney_forner t3_zhl5hy on December 10, 2022 at 6:33 AM

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Wikipedia is one of the few examples of everyone working together and it actually turning out well

Submitted by wu-ba-lu-ba t3_zgz5sh on December 9, 2022 at 2:45 PM

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Taking pictures of people on the street is considered less creepy the more expensive your camera is

Submitted by powerX21 t3_zgozro on December 9, 2022 at 6:21 AM

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It's considered childish to make sex jokes but children don't understand sex jokes.

Submitted by mushroom_l0rd t3_zgf555 on December 8, 2022 at 11:08 PM

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Being rude to people serving you food and drinks is not only a sign of disrespect but also of incredible stupidity.

Submitted by dismustbetheplace t3_ze1aoq on December 6, 2022 at 9:09 AM

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There has been at least 8 billion orgasms in the 118 years

Submitted by B-SH2 t3_zbaflf on December 3, 2022 at 7:14 AM

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As humans get married later and have children later in life, less children will ever meet their grandparents.

Submitted by deeznutzareout t3_zall9s on December 2, 2022 at 1:01 PM

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None of us made a conscious decision to be born, yet we are all choosing to stay.

Submitted by E_loomuhnah_T t3_z9jhq0 on December 1, 2022 at 9:26 AM

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A lactose intolerant person is less likely to cry over spilled milk.

Submitted by kamyizme t3_zzkju2 on December 31, 2022 at 3:48 AM

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Once you’re a milf, becoming a gilf is out of your control

Submitted by nergoponte t3_z8xc9q on November 30, 2022 at 5:26 PM

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The higher your income is, the more enjoyable buying basic groceries or shopping is.

Submitted by cortemptas t3_z85ug1 on November 29, 2022 at 8:54 PM

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Someone in the future is gonna manage to get malware on their cybernetic implant

Submitted by raptor7912 t3_z805pw on November 29, 2022 at 5:25 PM

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The founding fathers were in their 30s when they wrote the declaration of independence

Submitted by nalk201 t3_z7zvmf on November 29, 2022 at 5:14 PM

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Humans are so high in the predators hierarchy that it has other predators as pets.

Submitted by cortemptas t3_z5ix0v on November 26, 2022 at 9:46 PM

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We think of Romans as ancient. But they thought of themselves as the most advanced civilization in history to that point. Some civilization in the future will think of us as ancient and rudimentary.