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There is a technical loophole between December 25th and 31st where you can be naughty and it won't count for the year.

Submitted by AdrianValistar t3_zvzydc on December 26, 2022 at 11:16 PM

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People learn to tie their shoes one way and never change it their whole life.

Submitted by 420Farmerx t3_zvpjiy on December 26, 2022 at 3:33 PM

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It’s so paradoxical that nuclear bombs; the most destructive weapon ever produced is what is keeping peace

Submitted by Baybears t3_zvdika on December 26, 2022 at 3:02 AM

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We use salt to make food more salty, sugar to make food more sweet, sometimes lemon or lime to make it more sour, but we hardly ever try to make our food more bitter

Submitted by Abominable_fiancee t3_zuzxdc on December 25, 2022 at 3:16 PM

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When dogs in movies are being bad dogs they are actually being good dogs

Submitted by DirtyMudder92 t3_zuo9nr on December 25, 2022 at 2:05 AM

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A majority of people will die without ever flying in a helicopter

Submitted by randominternetguy11 t3_zulii9 on December 24, 2022 at 11:26 PM

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Flashlights on phones are hurting the flashlight industry

Submitted by TIFUstorytime t3_zubr45 on December 24, 2022 at 3:13 PM

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Both gay and strait men get pleasure from playing with a dick.

Submitted by purifiedstupidity t3_zt1a0i on December 23, 2022 at 12:08 AM

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As humans we suffer as old people because we aren’t supposed to be living that long naturally

Submitted by bentleysnbooty t3_zskp5a on December 22, 2022 at 12:11 PM

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People believe in 'innocent until proven guilty' in principle but are almost always 'guilty until proven innocent' in action

Submitted by No_Cloud_7275 t3_zsi0iq on December 22, 2022 at 9:36 AM

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In movies, naked average male bodies have substantial comedic value but naked average female bodies have essentially zero.

Submitted by Shamon_Yu t3_zqmjo0 on December 20, 2022 at 11:58 AM

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Showing someone your music collection is a very intimate act.

Submitted by arejayem15 t3_zogzkb on December 17, 2022 at 9:37 PM

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We're eventually going to get so technologically advanced, that we hit a wall because learning all the background on a topic necessary to make an advancement will take longer than our lifetimes will allow.

Submitted by Tacoshortage t3_znj20a on December 16, 2022 at 4:43 PM

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There are only two ways to die; massive head trauma, or too little oxygen delivered to the brain

Submitted by Shudnawz t3_zmmz7f on December 15, 2022 at 2:53 PM

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Cats make you into servants, but dogs add you to their pack.

Submitted by pikknz t3_zly2yt on December 14, 2022 at 6:14 PM

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We don't want to see our pets die, but we want to outlive them

Submitted by TobyWonCanoeBee t3_zlnrhw on December 14, 2022 at 10:41 AM

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As you watch the microwave count down, those same seconds are ticking off of your lifespan.

Submitted by jdavrie t3_zkw23d on December 13, 2022 at 1:42 PM

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When having sex with a condom, you have 100 000x more chances to have a child than to win the lottery

Submitted by KoexD t3_zkg051 on December 12, 2022 at 11:52 PM

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We are all NPCs to each other.

Submitted by qarasaq t3_zhvln5 on December 10, 2022 at 3:43 PM

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Picking out a big rock hard booger is one of the most pleasurable feelings a human can experience.

Submitted by ChamoneLee t3_zhf6gz on December 10, 2022 at 1:32 AM

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Humanity is breeding super squirrels and crows. Humans buy bird feeders designed to be ever more difficult for birds and squirrels to get into. We're training them their whole lives to be geniuses and tipping evolution by giving endless free food to only the smartest of their species.

Submitted by roamingandy t3_zfwy32 on December 8, 2022 at 12:04 PM

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It’s a evolutionary advantage that the vast majority of males can not suck their own Dick.

Submitted by JJeezzyy t3_zfjsa0 on December 8, 2022 at 12:48 AM

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Sunny side up is the way that eggs are most often portrayed and least often ordered

Submitted by MarinersFan28 t3_zcdwj4 on December 4, 2022 at 4:20 PM

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Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory came out in 1971 and encouraged kids to lick walls. Lead paint was outlawed 7 years later.

Submitted by Hawkeye_x_Hawkeye t3_zanown on December 2, 2022 at 2:29 PM

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Considering all the training they need to put up with new ennemies, Goku and Vegeta are really weak.

Submitted by O_flavour t3_zzlbz2 on December 31, 2022 at 4:28 AM

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