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Once you've used marijauna long enough a lot of those stereotypes about stoners kinda go out the window.

Submitted by ecanem63 t3_10rv0p3 on February 2, 2023 at 5:10 PM

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Every country uses solid colors and creative patterns on each of their flags to uniquely represent themselves. Yet for some reason, not a single country considered using a gradient.

Submitted by RaineHollow t3_10rrmyf on February 2, 2023 at 2:52 PM

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Lefties who write in arabic are the lucky minority, in opposition to right-handed people here, to not get their hand dirty while writing

Submitted by [deleted] t3_10rr18c on February 2, 2023 at 2:24 PM

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Unless you had an open fracture, you can't really be sure of the colour of your bones.

Submitted by Nazamroth t3_10rplpc on February 2, 2023 at 1:17 PM

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Fire-breathing is not the only thing that makes dragons fantasy. They're also way too heavily built to be able to fly.

Submitted by Shamon_Yu t3_10rim71 on February 2, 2023 at 6:08 AM

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6 minutes doesn’t feel like 10% of an hour

Submitted by SgtThund3r t3_10rifu5 on February 2, 2023 at 5:59 AM

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3am feels much more like the middle of the night than midnight.

Submitted by KingEzekielsTiger t3_10r92bp on February 1, 2023 at 10:58 PM

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No one seemed to care about womens' competitive sports until trans kids started playing them.

Submitted by OrsoMalleus t3_10qyhzr on February 1, 2023 at 4:11 PM

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Dogs don't wipe, and then we let them go sit on our couch.

Submitted by TheBrotherhoods t3_10qx00y on February 1, 2023 at 3:09 PM

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There is no way to weigh an erect penis

Submitted by Anti-Fanny t3_10qv83e on February 1, 2023 at 1:52 PM

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You'll never see your own ears. You may see a picture or a reflection of them, but you'll never see your actual ears.

Submitted by 321ggo t3_10qv7hn on February 1, 2023 at 1:51 PM

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One unforeseen aspect of becoming a parent is that suddenly you are open to a whole new genre of nightmares that involve losing your kid.

Submitted by appu_kili t3_10qtc85 on February 1, 2023 at 12:25 PM

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There’s enough men on earth to build a bridge of dicks to the moon

Submitted by KOIBOI-69 t3_10qng2q on February 1, 2023 at 7:23 AM

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The acceptable number of exclamation points at the end of a sentence are 1, 3, and 5.

Submitted by CanadianAndroid t3_10qitp8 on February 1, 2023 at 3:05 AM

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You have to hand it to corn. Just when you think you've figured out everything you can make from it, boom, it's popcorn. Boom, it's Frosted Flakes, boom, it's gas for your car. We've only scratched the surface for peas.

Submitted by OldTimeyMedicine t3_10qgft6 on February 1, 2023 at 1:15 AM

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February is the most expensive month of rent.

Submitted by Kekmistry t3_10pscvl on January 31, 2023 at 8:03 AM

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The rooster is the only animal whose English translated sound has more than one word

Submitted by bryterlu t3_10pojfk on January 31, 2023 at 4:31 AM

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It's okay to eat animals but not to have sex with them, while the opposite is true for humans

Submitted by SugarRAM t3_10pfkc8 on January 30, 2023 at 10:05 PM

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Something must have happened to the human species millenia ago that makes so many children afraid of monsters lurking beneath them while they sleep, like some ancient racial memory.

Submitted by TheOnesWhoWander t3_10pcqm7 on January 30, 2023 at 8:15 PM

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Women find taller men attractive and men find shorter women attractive which is keeping the species about the same height

Submitted by qwertyburds t3_10p8ydf on January 30, 2023 at 5:46 PM

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Many people can't really throw with force and accuracy because it rarely is useful anymore.

Submitted by Shamon_Yu t3_10p62zh on January 30, 2023 at 3:48 PM

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You actually can lick inside your skull.

Submitted by AzzamTo t3_10p09ye on January 30, 2023 at 12:03 PM

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Noise cancelling headphone makers have yet to make a product for side-sleepers.

Submitted by and_a_side_of_fries t3_10omqa5 on January 29, 2023 at 11:52 PM

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When you become angry with someone for being honest with you, they may begin to conceal the truth in order to avoid displeasing you.