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Lesbian porn in gay porn too but somehow everyone forgets it and just instantly thinks of men.

Submitted by Jolly_Astronomer_694 t3_11f773j on March 1, 2023 at 3:51 PM

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We can’t enjoy sleeping itself because we are unconscious. We actually like the feelings immediately before and after sleeping.

Submitted by LockBeatSteady t3_11f4ikl on March 1, 2023 at 2:01 PM

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Having a rapidly growing population was just a pyramid scheme to make older people richer off younger people

Submitted by Chaosraider98 t3_11f2zje on March 1, 2023 at 12:51 PM

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Money doesn’t buy happiness, but it sure does afford it.

Submitted by mcfly97 t3_11ek5bs on February 28, 2023 at 9:14 PM

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Even if we would have gotten a letter from Hogwarts, our parents would have never believed it was real and let us travel to London to run against a wall. We never had a chance.

Submitted by aijahas t3_11ehi8l on February 28, 2023 at 7:30 PM

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Eventually, all smokers will buy a lighter that won't die on them.

Submitted by AtlasShrunked t3_11e8y7f on February 28, 2023 at 2:43 PM

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Younger generations will listen to Podcasts but won't know what 'Pod' is referencing.

Submitted by Coneskater t3_11e33fa on February 28, 2023 at 10:48 AM

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It will be quite complicated when you have to explain to the tax authorities that a genie granted you a wish for a billion dollar

Submitted by chrzzl t3_11e2wt8 on February 28, 2023 at 10:37 AM

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The sound of a crackling fire is one of the few sounds we can hear exactly as our ancestors did.

Submitted by Elluminated t3_11dzphi on February 28, 2023 at 7:11 AM

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Jumping is seen as an extremely basic action in videogames, but one does not jump often at all in real life

Submitted by Gunnerz34 t3_11dqwsj on February 27, 2023 at 11:51 PM

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There is a height filter for men, yet no weight filter for women in dating apps

Submitted by ShadesOfPoods t3_11dn63x on February 27, 2023 at 9:17 PM

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Our brains are hard-wired for survival, yet they have no issue with letting us daydream while driving a multi-ton death machine

Submitted by Hardcorish t3_11de2xs on February 27, 2023 at 3:08 PM

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Those of us born in the early 90s will one day be the last people alive who remember life before the internet

Submitted by ElliElephant t3_11d4ita on February 27, 2023 at 6:11 AM

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Movies never show the actors walking around in the dark looking for the light switch after a sex scene

Submitted by PacmanTheHitman t3_11d2p2l on February 27, 2023 at 4:30 AM

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Anyone who says they’re going to steal or take your girl and does it is doing you a favor.

Submitted by Greenmind76 t3_11ct4zj on February 26, 2023 at 9:23 PM

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Maybe lottery winners pretend to quickly waste all their money so that other people leave them alone..

Submitted by az9393 t3_11cpxs3 on February 26, 2023 at 7:18 PM

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People only like Starbucks because the do not make you explicitly acknowledge the fact that you actually want an absurd amount of sugar in your coffee.

Submitted by scorr204 t3_11cky58 on February 26, 2023 at 4:10 PM

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People draw dicks everywhere because vaginas are much harder to accurately depict.

Submitted by AvalieV t3_11c8s0w on February 26, 2023 at 8:01 AM

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You know you’re grown up up when you watch Harry Potter and find Bellatrix hotter than Hermione.

Submitted by Peanutbutterwhisky t3_11bysoa on February 25, 2023 at 11:13 PM

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The reason gifted children don't always become genius adults is because their brains waste so much processing power on coping skills.

Submitted by SpuriousPultroon t3_11bk0cq on February 25, 2023 at 12:35 PM

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Rich people miss out on a lot of practical skills that people with less money have to acquire by doing more stuff by themselves

Submitted by grannySmithKline t3_11bglme on February 25, 2023 at 9:06 AM

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Anything that comes from inside of our body, automatically becomes disgusting

Submitted by ShadesOfPoods t3_11bfyl1 on February 25, 2023 at 8:24 AM

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You never hear a place apologizing for only having Coca-Cola products.

Submitted by cowley10 t3_11as5z9 on February 24, 2023 at 2:04 PM

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Humans have been on the earth for around 300,000 years but dinosaurs were on the earth for around 165 million years but no one ever talks about dinosaur ghosts.