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Psychics have a chance of winning the $1.9 billion Powerball Jackpot but choose to work for $37 an hour.

Submitted by hearsdemons t3_yoo4j3 on November 7, 2022 at 2:13 PM

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People who like the thought of heirloom wedding rings, probably don’t think about how many hand jobs grandma gave with it on.

Submitted by [deleted] t3_yo9yil on November 7, 2022 at 2:15 AM

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Austin Powers is seen as a womanizer, but when he had a chance to sleep with his crush, he didn't because she was intoxicated.

Submitted by metkja t3_yo4tdi on November 6, 2022 at 10:24 PM

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Just thought about how lefties have to deal with small everyday things being adjusted for the rightie majority and are slightly inconvenienced for life

Submitted by Your_average_fox t3_yo2rg4 on November 6, 2022 at 9:05 PM

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The inability to easily lick our genitals is probably up there with opposable thumbs for allowing humankind to advance.

Submitted by gashufferdude t3_ynv7ln on November 6, 2022 at 4:41 PM

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Blood type AB is best to have if you fear needles. No one needs your blood donation.

Submitted by Queen-of-meme t3_ynr31m on November 6, 2022 at 2:18 PM

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Companies that claim to have family values and prioritize schedules for parents are preventing single people from having the ideal times off for mingling to start families.

Submitted by FizzlePopBerryTwist t3_ynl2tb on November 6, 2022 at 8:56 AM

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You've probably done something habitually that a stranger has noticed, thought was cool, and tried to emulate

Submitted by NarcissisticWaffle t3_ynjsmi on November 6, 2022 at 7:34 AM

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Falling asleep must be nearly effortless for people who have no inner monologue nor the ability to visualize their thoughts (aphantasia).

Submitted by UppedSolution77 t3_yn9a42 on November 5, 2022 at 11:00 PM

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A lot of people are probably alive as a result of ancient Greeks orgy parties.

Submitted by qarasaq t3_yn4cf0 on November 5, 2022 at 7:54 PM

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Salt is the only rock that's socially acceptable to eat.

Submitted by C1tC5tt t3_ymxurk on November 5, 2022 at 3:53 PM

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A sign of how boring billionaires truly are is that none live under the sea or on the moon

Submitted by Slow-Razzmatazz-4005 t3_ymv3ii on November 5, 2022 at 2:12 PM

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Just thought about how when the clock got put 1h backward in autumn, every dog got their meal 1 hour later than usual and they were sad and hungry for that 1 hour

Submitted by Your_average_fox t3_ympxqw on November 5, 2022 at 10:15 AM

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We live on a planet where every so often, a mountain explodes. And we're just supposed to be okay with that.

Submitted by abrachoo t3_ymcyer on November 4, 2022 at 10:51 PM

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Most will eat crab/lobsters and love it without second thought, but they also are repulsed by the idea of eating insects even though they are all anthropods and very similar

Submitted by The_alchemist667 t3_ym44u4 on November 4, 2022 at 4:55 PM

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The way society views donkeys versus zebras is an example of how pretty privilege works.

Submitted by Complete_Crackhead t3_ylvvi8 on November 4, 2022 at 11:03 AM

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People complain about paying 70 dollars for a 30 hour game, yet not about a 2 hour movie costing 15 dollars

Submitted by MrFeature_1 t3_yltaen on November 4, 2022 at 8:58 AM

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Loitering is such a stupid law, like imagine getting arrested for just standing there.

Submitted by LazarusisGay t3_ylj5ig on November 3, 2022 at 11:59 PM

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You've probably spoken to yourself in your head more than you'll ever speak to another person in your life.

Submitted by Dubdown11 t3_yle5fw on November 3, 2022 at 8:38 PM

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It’s weird to think that 12 year olds were born in 2009-2010, meaning they have no memories of flip phones or possibly DVDs.

Submitted by NoahTheAttacker t3_yle1g0 on November 3, 2022 at 8:34 PM

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Whenever you hear about a haunted house, it’s always ghosts from the 1800s or some other era in the distant past. You never get a ghost from like 2012 planking at the foot of your bed.

Submitted by ChallengeLate1947 t3_yldk5f on November 3, 2022 at 8:17 PM

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We may reach a point of no original thought. Just borrowed ideas from others.

Submitted by Sydwicker t3_yl3di4 on November 3, 2022 at 1:50 PM

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You know you’re in a small town when the radio station tells you what the elementary school lunch menu is for the day

Submitted by Doc-in-a-box t3_yl1ljn on November 3, 2022 at 12:30 PM

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Tombstones will probably have QR codes on them in the future that share the life-story of those buried there.