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11/11/11 was 11 years ago

Submitted by Lake_Monster t3_ysbi5d on November 11, 2022 at 2:06 PM

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Loud farts are perceived to be less stinky because the smell is expected after hearing the fart sound, whereas in a silent fart the smell is unexpected until it hits you.

Submitted by DJkiller669 t3_ys582c on November 11, 2022 at 8:45 AM

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In the span of half a century, we went from cars that have neither have cassette players nor CD players, to cars that have cassette players, to cars that have CD players, and then back to cars that have neither.

Submitted by wimpykidfan37 t3_yrtp0j on November 10, 2022 at 10:25 PM

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Homer Simpson is supposed to have a very low-paying job, yet he can still afford a house and two cars for a family of five. And he lives in the same town as a school principal who lives with his mother.

Submitted by wimpykidfan37 t3_yrq7u9 on November 10, 2022 at 8:03 PM

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That lucky man who won powerball will probably pay more taxes than the 3 richest billionaires combined

Submitted by DaddyChiiill t3_yrmxnu on November 10, 2022 at 6:03 PM

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Every guy in an office thinks they’re Jim Halpert, but more often than not, they are Andy

Submitted by An_aussie_in_ct t3_yrd1ct on November 10, 2022 at 12:10 PM

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We're the only species who eat hot food.

Submitted by Leading_Trainer6375 t3_yrbi3s on November 10, 2022 at 10:56 AM

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The only reason we are using a base 10 number system is having 10 fingers; there's absolutely no real reference in nature to 10 or its powers.

Submitted by ububabu t3_yrak9l on November 10, 2022 at 9:57 AM

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Someone decided cereal was for breakfast and we just accepted it

Submitted by pufballcat t3_yr6x8u on November 10, 2022 at 6:02 AM

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Men get tattoos of pin up girls and naked ladies but women don’t get tattoos of naked men

Submitted by montanafrog t3_yr5ni4 on November 10, 2022 at 4:50 AM

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We're only two decades away from conspiracies that the Earth never had polar ice caps.

Submitted by Yes_I_Fuck_Foxes t3_yqyarm on November 9, 2022 at 10:58 PM

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You can buy cheese that's been aged 10 years, yet expires after a week in the refrigerator.

Submitted by Sharp-Pop335 t3_yquch9 on November 9, 2022 at 8:19 PM

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It's sad that if English is your first language and you speak a second language, it's considered impressive, but if English isn't your first language and you speak English as well as speaking your first language, it's mostly just expected.

Submitted by johnnybenchcalledyou t3_yqm69l on November 9, 2022 at 3:31 PM

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Dogs sense of smell is 1000x better than a human yet they stick their nose up another dogs butt to smell it…

Submitted by ThePainCrafter t3_yqidpu on November 9, 2022 at 1:01 PM

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Someone has probably masturbated exactly the same amount of times as you.

Submitted by qarasaq t3_yqe7cq on November 9, 2022 at 9:57 AM

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Eating spicy foods is socially accepted self harm.

Submitted by Alarming_Machine_283 t3_yqe0b1 on November 9, 2022 at 9:48 AM

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Powerball billionaires are probably way better for the economy than traditional billionaires

Submitted by palmerry t3_ypzw23 on November 8, 2022 at 9:59 PM

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The fact that most of us can decide if we fart or shit demonstrate the accurate control we have over our ass hole

Submitted by WilliamYale t3_ypz2kq on November 8, 2022 at 9:27 PM

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We have domesticated versions of wolves and cats, but no domesticated version of bears.

Submitted by GooseCapmany t3_ypocep on November 8, 2022 at 2:46 PM

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Whenever you visit a couples house, they've probably had sex on the couch you're sitting on.

Submitted by good__one t3_yp9qpf on November 8, 2022 at 3:21 AM

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Meat consumed as comfort food is also an emotional support animal.

Submitted by wfezzari t3_yp5r3y on November 8, 2022 at 12:18 AM

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We aren't willing to pay $2 extra in taxes for important things but will happily pay $2 for a chance to win a $1.9 billion lottery

Submitted by Iwubwatermelon t3_yp2z57 on November 7, 2022 at 10:33 PM

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The easiest way to maintain good relationship with people is to limit your contact with them.

Submitted by cortemptas t3_yp17cz on November 7, 2022 at 9:34 PM

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When guys want advice about flirting with women they generally rely on other men instead of asking a woman.