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Good drivers miss their turns more often than bad drivers.

Submitted by OptimisticPlatypus t3_yw04s8 on November 15, 2022 at 3:20 PM

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The Internet has made people dramatically more cold and okay with hurting those who are not in your tribe, especially young people.

Submitted by Lyricalvessel t3_yvyezu on November 15, 2022 at 2:14 PM

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Most of us have dead bodies in our refrigerators, they just aren’t people.

Submitted by YourWinterWonder t3_yvtvby on November 15, 2022 at 10:59 AM

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Most people are ok with suffering, as long as they are not the victims.

Submitted by MyNameIsNonYaBizniz t3_yvrkhd on November 15, 2022 at 9:04 AM

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Eating an entire brick of cheese sounds gross until it's melted and paired with a bunch of fried tortillas

Submitted by Running_Is_Life t3_yvi7sj on November 15, 2022 at 12:56 AM

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A good scale for how big an asshole you are is how far you skip ahead of the traffic line

Submitted by yourenotmymom69 t3_yvd9k1 on November 14, 2022 at 9:30 PM

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Dog people want their dogs to be people. But cat people want to be cats.

Submitted by Palpitation_Dramatic t3_yv4h1j on November 14, 2022 at 4:28 PM

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Self-checkout is less about efficiency and more about avoiding human interaction

Submitted by NoNo_Cilantro t3_yv37k8 on November 14, 2022 at 3:45 PM

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When technology allows us to record dreams people will have their own library of self-created porn.

Submitted by freakuentlyGreg t3_yursew on November 14, 2022 at 7:16 AM

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When counting with your fingers the traditional way you can only count to 10, using binary you can use them to count to 1024

Submitted by maxlmax t3_yuli6v on November 14, 2022 at 1:49 AM

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There’s food that’s best ate with a fork and plate, spoon and bowl, and fork and bowl. But no food necessities a plate and spoon.

Submitted by Yung_Corneliois t3_yuf3u8 on November 13, 2022 at 9:35 PM

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Due to constant danger, premature ejaculation was probably a desirable evolutionary trait at one point.

Submitted by dd28064212 t3_yubgpz on November 13, 2022 at 7:32 PM

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An Oscar has been up somebody’s ass…prolly more then once…

Submitted by Square_Run t3_yu75dz on November 13, 2022 at 4:52 PM

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The centre of the dart board is assumed to be the hardest to hit, but in reality, every point is equally hard to hit

Submitted by Feraminecarts77 t3_yu6rd7 on November 13, 2022 at 4:38 PM

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The CIA probably has the biggest database of dick pics in the world

Submitted by [deleted] t3_yu08wd on November 13, 2022 at 12:26 PM

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Orange the fruit and orange the colour are not the same word in other languages.

Submitted by ScottioRS t3_ytwf61 on November 13, 2022 at 9:13 AM

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Getting very drunk is way more fun than being very drunk

Submitted by Radi5h t3_ytpsjp on November 13, 2022 at 2:45 AM

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Airlines charge you for a 1-lb overweight checked bag but the ticket for the person 3x your weight was the same price as yours

Submitted by SoHereEyeSit t3_ytkjcm on November 12, 2022 at 10:38 PM

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In 50 years there is a great chance kids can find some of their parents profile on OnlyFans

Submitted by Fumiken t3_ytgev6 on November 12, 2022 at 7:42 PM

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In the future, there will be Grandmothers who were on Onlyfans.

Submitted by Drakebling t3_ytf5w1 on November 12, 2022 at 6:48 PM

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In 50 years it’s going to be normal having gamers as grandparents

Submitted by Shabtinius t3_yt829x on November 12, 2022 at 2:09 PM

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Kids in the future are probably gonna get their ass kicked by their parents at video games

Submitted by DaNASCARMem t3_yszine on November 12, 2022 at 7:18 AM

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Animals don't need to wipe their ass but humans created an entire industry around it

Submitted by TheFrostyjayjay t3_ysya4j on November 12, 2022 at 6:13 AM

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Many Amish men's first photos are possibly a mugshot.

Submitted by between3and20spaces t3_ysukvl on November 12, 2022 at 2:47 AM

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No one ever thinks about dinosaur semen

Submitted by PhilosophyClassic571 t3_ysje8r on November 11, 2022 at 6:54 PM

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