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At some point quite recently, we all decided that kitchen aprons don't need to be a thing anymore

Submitted by Adam_Gill_1965 t3_z008hc on November 20, 2022 at 9:51 AM

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A difference of 0.5 inch in penis length matters a whole lot more to a guy’s ego than what their partner can feel

Submitted by noodle_dreamer t3_yzvvjr on November 20, 2022 at 5:14 AM

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It's not that everything was better when you were a child you just didn't have to deal with grown-up-problems

Submitted by Quelair t3_yznst6 on November 19, 2022 at 10:21 PM

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Pets in first world countries have better lives than poor people in third world countries can imagine

Submitted by skyrimlo t3_yzmivh on November 19, 2022 at 9:24 PM

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1000 Terabyte hard drives full of data, weigh the same as 1000 Terabyte hard drives with no data.

Submitted by NeslieLielson t3_yzdf2k on November 19, 2022 at 2:43 PM

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Pretty soon, there will not be a person alive on earth, who can remember what it was like to NOT be online.

Submitted by FromTheOtherSideOfL t3_yzcv93 on November 19, 2022 at 2:16 PM

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Someone with a colostomy bag has the cleanest ass you’ll ever eat

Submitted by WeCanDoThisCNJ t3_yz1560 on November 19, 2022 at 2:17 AM

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You never see a clown driving in traffic but clowns always show up to parties fully clowned up.

Submitted by clitsdontexist t3_yyxi7b on November 18, 2022 at 11:14 PM

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Guys care a lot less about uneven boobs than Women do

Submitted by Chemistry_Lover40 t3_yyq131 on November 18, 2022 at 5:46 PM

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For most of human history everyone constantly smelled like a campfire

Submitted by aelliax t3_yypdo3 on November 18, 2022 at 5:19 PM

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wakanda is an etnocentric fascistic teocratic monarchy with a closed economy and so anti inmingrant that have a invisible wall all over the border. every service is socialized and look down upon everyone who isn't the dominant sex or the race they consider superior. Doesn't sound too inclusive.

Submitted by Educational_Guide418 t3_yyjhk7 on November 18, 2022 at 12:58 PM

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Something went horribly wrong if you ever look at your butthole directly.

Submitted by gamma-ray-bursts t3_yyfbpj on November 18, 2022 at 8:49 AM

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Guys will have sex with almost any woman who initiates, but on PornHub it takes them past page 30 to find what they are looking for

Submitted by TIFUstorytime t3_yy813j on November 18, 2022 at 1:55 AM

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Nothing last longer than that video someone showing you that you have no interest in.

Submitted by hjgbuijhgh t3_yy4ohy on November 17, 2022 at 11:14 PM

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Cows produce Methane, a gas which harms the Ozone layer of our atmosphere. Save the Ozone, eat a cow.

Submitted by kevofwar227 t3_yy2qsv on November 17, 2022 at 9:52 PM

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The online trend of including birth years in usernames is really awkward for people born in 1969.

Submitted by Randomman16 t3_yxysax on November 17, 2022 at 7:15 PM

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Nuclear reactor are glorified steam engine

Submitted by AncientShakthimaan t3_yxsol0 on November 17, 2022 at 3:08 PM

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So many random ass plants had to have been smoked after they realized tobacco and marijuana actually had an effect

Submitted by lmaoyousadfuck t3_yxo1tw on November 17, 2022 at 11:39 AM

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People only defend the hyper wealthy because they think they will be in the same boat one day

Submitted by 888888888888880 t3_yxh28f on November 17, 2022 at 4:57 AM

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One of the hardest things you’ll ever have to do is grieve the loss of a person who’s still alive.

Submitted by TheRiceKrispyTreats t3_yxg8cr on November 17, 2022 at 4:16 AM

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It’s awfully telling that the world’s most powerful people (ie those in the know) tape off their webcams and don’t trust technology’s privacy settings.

Submitted by [deleted] t3_yx6u2o on November 16, 2022 at 9:29 PM

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We look for extraterrestrial life and assume they're on a similar scale as us. Extraterrestrial life might just be on a scale that's unimaginably larger or smaller than we are, making it impossibly for us to perceive them.

Submitted by DivvySUCKS t3_yx5kf8 on November 16, 2022 at 8:41 PM

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Cookie Monster has never once eaten a cookie

Submitted by TandemSegue t3_ywyxpr on November 16, 2022 at 4:53 PM

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Being unpalatable to humans is a good survival trait for an animal. Being delicious to humans is a good survival trait for a species.