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People who drink their coffee black, eat spicy foods, and enjoy sour candy are all casual masochists.

Submitted by urmaternalfigure t3_z3u6jv on November 24, 2022 at 8:46 PM

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There is probably a tastier bird that we’re missing out on bc evolution didn’t favor it

Submitted by 8thFounder t3_z3sh9c on November 24, 2022 at 7:27 PM

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Remaining vegan must be increasingly difficult if you're also homeless.

Submitted by East-Bluejay6891 t3_z3p06i on November 24, 2022 at 4:58 PM

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Cancer doesn't seem to exist in fantasy worlds

Submitted by zipflop t3_z3iul3 on November 24, 2022 at 12:36 PM

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GILF is gender neutral.

Submitted by totalcoward t3_z38psc on November 24, 2022 at 3:09 AM

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You can see women doing blowjobs for money, but never a man licking vaginas for money

Submitted by costaramaxd t3_z2y42h on November 23, 2022 at 7:28 PM

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You can’t really cut off someone’s head. What you’re actually doing is cutting off their body.

Submitted by jm838 t3_z2wmqn on November 23, 2022 at 6:29 PM

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Cheating on a partner is widely frowned upon, yet everyone loves, and sings along with the Pina Colada song…about cheating on a partner.

Submitted by Tobyistheworstperson t3_z2wi3x on November 23, 2022 at 6:24 PM

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Toothpaste has no reason to be mint flavored.

Submitted by Zotetheoat t3_z2w88h on November 23, 2022 at 6:13 PM

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Easier surely to use an actual planet rather than build a planet-sized Death Star

Submitted by pufballcat t3_z2tkbi on November 23, 2022 at 4:29 PM

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The ad for the first tv with colors must’ve been in black and white.

Submitted by Rare-Bid1081 t3_z2m807 on November 23, 2022 at 11:01 AM

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Older televisions gave off that fuzzy static feeling when you touched the screen, and newer ones do not. Soon it will become a forgotten feeling.

Submitted by PIatopus t3_z2c9rs on November 23, 2022 at 2:04 AM

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Killing one person because you're angry will get you a harsher punishment than causing a hundred deaths because you're greedy.

Submitted by SanctuaryMoon t3_z2b3n6 on November 23, 2022 at 1:10 AM

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Somebody at the FBI has to watch child porn every day.

Submitted by baumpop t3_z28r23 on November 22, 2022 at 11:28 PM

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Generally speaking, the heavier the object is, the higher we think the quality is

Submitted by DOIPI_96 t3_z1zeby on November 22, 2022 at 5:27 PM

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Wolverine's teeth aren't made of adamantium like the rest of his bones.

Submitted by Mrporchkupi t3_z1nf06 on November 22, 2022 at 7:26 AM

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The Apple logo represents that you'll never quite get the full product

Submitted by hotbodydank t3_z1eisg on November 21, 2022 at 11:55 PM

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There’s no practical difference between 3 urinals and 4

Submitted by UnDeRmYmErCy t3_z1dpri on November 21, 2022 at 11:20 PM

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The ability to read minds initially seems cool until you realize it's a passive ability like hearing. Meaning, you can't just turn it on and off. You'd likely go insane if you remain around other people. At a minimum you'll have major trust issues in every relationship.

Submitted by East-Bluejay6891 t3_z1be91 on November 21, 2022 at 9:49 PM

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Without alcohol at the World Cup, a lot of ‘fans’ may have discovered they don’t actually like soccer, but just enjoy being drunk in public

Submitted by Fullscan19 t3_z14zpt on November 21, 2022 at 5:42 PM

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You are the only person who’s heard every word you’ve spoken.

Submitted by BerryLanky t3_z0op09 on November 21, 2022 at 3:54 AM

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Your right hand will never touch your right elbow.

Submitted by vayne_from_chernobyl t3_z0isqd on November 20, 2022 at 11:25 PM

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People on OF want to be popular enough to make lots of money but not so popular that their friends and relatives find out.

Submitted by WeareStarstuff7 t3_z0fhti on November 20, 2022 at 9:14 PM

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People who need /s are the same people who need laugh tracks on sitcoms.

Submitted by tehblaken t3_z08z8v on November 20, 2022 at 4:54 PM

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Saying someone has a small penis is an insult to almost everyone, regardless of gender.

Submitted by TVLord5 t3_z0612j on November 20, 2022 at 2:52 PM

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