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Microsoft has been trying to change our startup experience every Windows version. We spend the first 30 minutes of installation trying to get it as close as possible to the previous one.

Submitted by MasterMirkinen t3_z7yqwl on November 29, 2022 at 4:31 PM

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Sometimes the feeling of successfully getting someone to have sex with you feels better than the sex itself.

Submitted by Jackmojo1 t3_z7lpy7 on November 29, 2022 at 6:28 AM

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Statistically there is a serial killer out there who doesn't kill people simply because it's too much work and they're lazy.

Submitted by arduousketchupp t3_z7lbq9 on November 29, 2022 at 6:08 AM

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There is a generation of people that didn't know it was once possible to physically put objects on top of a TV

Submitted by SharkCream t3_z7ervy on November 29, 2022 at 1:04 AM

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Your dad didn’t love leftovers as much as you thought, he was just trying to stretch your family’s money.

Submitted by justmikewilldo t3_z78iig on November 28, 2022 at 9:05 PM

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Someone can speak flawless English without knowing any rules of the English language.

Submitted by MrLuigiMario t3_z6wr4h on November 28, 2022 at 1:35 PM

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The Ring finger is the only finger that doesn’t convey a meaning when it is raised alone

Submitted by 12soea t3_z6srpt on November 28, 2022 at 10:08 AM

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Money can’t buy happiness, but poverty can definitely cause sadness

Submitted by LittleBullBoy t3_z6pyd7 on November 28, 2022 at 7:20 AM

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Of fictional clowns, Ronald McDonald has a much higher body count than The Joker.

Submitted by Daniel_Bryan_Fan t3_z6au7w on November 27, 2022 at 7:57 PM

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A scarily large amount of jobs only exist because people are idiots and/or assholes.

Submitted by Astrofotino t3_z5yars on November 27, 2022 at 10:50 AM

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Lab grown meat will have less microplastics than farmed meat

Submitted by p1nkie_ t3_z5xh55 on November 27, 2022 at 10:04 AM

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Being your own boss is great until you realize you're the one who has to make you show up to work

Submitted by SirTacoBill t3_z5pxln on November 27, 2022 at 3:09 AM

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Homeless people probably hate the general public more than how we view them because of the amount of stuff they see that we waste and throw in the garbage.

Submitted by pwa09 t3_z5kut6 on November 26, 2022 at 11:10 PM

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Humans are so high in the predators hierarchy that it has other predators as pets.

Submitted by cortemptas t3_z5ix0v on November 26, 2022 at 9:46 PM

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We think of Romans as ancient. But they thought of themselves as the most advanced civilization in history to that point. Some civilization in the future will think of us as ancient and rudimentary.

Submitted by Flurb789 t3_z5astd on November 26, 2022 at 3:58 PM

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Porn is hot when viewed alone but humorous when viewed in a group because we’re too embarrassed to admit it’s hot.

Submitted by Malfeitor1 t3_z58n3v on November 26, 2022 at 2:20 PM

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Two entire genrations of men in WW1 and WW2 were probably traumatized on such a large scale that it largely changed masculinity in our society

Submitted by [deleted] t3_z5868k on November 26, 2022 at 1:58 PM

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A day will come, where everyone will win at the game, because everybody who remembered it will be dead.

Submitted by UngratefulGarbage t3_z550gx on November 26, 2022 at 11:07 AM

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In English, there’s a word for siblings, for parents, cousins, grandparents etc. but there isn’t a collective word for aunties and uncles

Submitted by balthezeus t3_z51bow on November 26, 2022 at 7:27 AM

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Electricity is earth's magic system, we are simply too accustomed to it.

Submitted by Wafran t3_z4v2sn on November 26, 2022 at 2:04 AM

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Due to smartphones, hardly anybody knows about Methylchloroisothiazolinone or sodium laureth sulfate anymore

Submitted by imav8n t3_z4u4xx on November 26, 2022 at 1:20 AM

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Some vegans don’t eat meat because they believe it’s wrong to kill an animal as their food, but the vegetables they eat came from a plowed field that likely killed so many more creatures.

Submitted by flowers4charlie777 t3_z4nf4o on November 25, 2022 at 8:33 PM

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There are too many people whose favorite freedom is taking away mine.

Submitted by mcphisto2 t3_z4i01y on November 25, 2022 at 4:48 PM

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The further away you are from Columbia and buy coke, the more assholes it’s been shoved into

Submitted by IAmBlack626 t3_z4e7qa on November 25, 2022 at 2:06 PM

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A gay guy at a girls' sleepover is normal, but a lesbian girl at a boys' sleepover is unheard of

Submitted by SupremeApples t3_z40thj on November 25, 2022 at 1:56 AM

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