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We know that hypothermia feels hot. It’s very possible Icarus never reached the sun, died of hypothermia in space, and his wings melted because of air resistance falling down.

Submitted by sachizero t3_zcs6i3 on December 5, 2022 at 1:10 AM

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Sunny side up is the way that eggs are most often portrayed and least often ordered

Submitted by MarinersFan28 t3_zcdwj4 on December 4, 2022 at 4:20 PM

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The hardest part about learning Ethics is finding that somehow, in someway, you are a horrible person.

Submitted by JustToShitpost t3_zc7prf on December 4, 2022 at 11:41 AM

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Maybe vampires suck your blood for Vitamin D since they can't go out in the sun.

Submitted by Ok_Philosopher564 t3_zc2vm1 on December 4, 2022 at 6:48 AM

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The amount of times you see a butthole in your lifetime increases dramatically with having kids.

Submitted by evilest_nez t3_zbnr9g on December 3, 2022 at 7:04 PM

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The temperature of water in Celsius is the % boiled it is.

Submitted by SomeGuyWearingPants t3_zbd9c4 on December 3, 2022 at 10:23 AM

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Having a pet is the only thing people willingly do with the awareness that they will experience great sorrow in a few years as the consequences

Submitted by EuphoricLavender t3_zbcwu5 on December 3, 2022 at 10:00 AM

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There has been at least 8 billion orgasms in the 118 years

Submitted by B-SH2 t3_zbaflf on December 3, 2022 at 7:14 AM

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Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory came out in 1971 and encouraged kids to lick walls. Lead paint was outlawed 7 years later.

Submitted by Hawkeye_x_Hawkeye t3_zanown on December 2, 2022 at 2:29 PM

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As humans get married later and have children later in life, less children will ever meet their grandparents.

Submitted by deeznutzareout t3_zall9s on December 2, 2022 at 1:01 PM

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We are very lucky that bugs are small, imagine dog sized cockroaches

Submitted by SweetConsequence1 t3_zaigf5 on December 2, 2022 at 10:39 AM

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The Incredibles is considered a kids friendly PG movie, yet the antagonist is a serial killer and people get violently sucked into jet engines

Submitted by noobnoobthedestroyer t3_zab5rr on December 2, 2022 at 4:20 AM

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Having 1 gay dad is far rarer than having 2 gay dads

Submitted by someonee404 t3_z9v29l on December 1, 2022 at 6:15 PM

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You can pretend to be asleep, but you can't pretend to be awake

Submitted by MabMass t3_z9ux2u on December 1, 2022 at 6:10 PM

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Spotify Wrapped is one of the most genius ideas where Spotify just gets free marketing by letting people share with everyone.

Submitted by gabzlel t3_z9kp3z on December 1, 2022 at 10:41 AM

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None of us made a conscious decision to be born, yet we are all choosing to stay.

Submitted by E_loomuhnah_T t3_z9jhq0 on December 1, 2022 at 9:26 AM

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Farm animals are prey we fooled into believing we weren't going to kill them.

Submitted by [deleted] t3_z93jle on November 30, 2022 at 9:17 PM

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Considering how much our gut affects our brain, food itself is psychoactive

Submitted by Cheeseburger-Sex t3_z90cj0 on November 30, 2022 at 7:17 PM

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Once you’re a milf, becoming a gilf is out of your control

Submitted by nergoponte t3_z8xc9q on November 30, 2022 at 5:26 PM

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Humans will be the only ones being sad about humanity going extinct.

Submitted by Shinfekta t3_z8krhi on November 30, 2022 at 7:18 AM

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Some people in prehistoric times may not have known that sex is the thing that causes babies to be born.

Submitted by TurboTurtle- t3_z8gxwo on November 30, 2022 at 4:15 AM

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People watching Arrested Development in 20 years won’t get the 10 dollar banana joke

Submitted by raketje t3_z88rue on November 29, 2022 at 10:46 PM

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The higher your income is, the more enjoyable buying basic groceries or shopping is.

Submitted by cortemptas t3_z85ug1 on November 29, 2022 at 8:54 PM

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Someone in the future is gonna manage to get malware on their cybernetic implant

Submitted by raptor7912 t3_z805pw on November 29, 2022 at 5:25 PM

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The founding fathers were in their 30s when they wrote the declaration of independence

Submitted by nalk201 t3_z7zvmf on November 29, 2022 at 5:14 PM

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