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Picking out a big rock hard booger is one of the most pleasurable feelings a human can experience.

Submitted by ChamoneLee t3_zhf6gz on December 10, 2022 at 1:32 AM

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Most men value having a big d***, but never consider how inconvenient it actually is…

Submitted by HansenIntercept t3_zh4ab1 on December 9, 2022 at 6:10 PM

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There are two ways to contract 'You are not'

Submitted by MaceWindont0515 t3_zh1dwz on December 9, 2022 at 4:17 PM

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Wikipedia is one of the few examples of everyone working together and it actually turning out well

Submitted by wu-ba-lu-ba t3_zgz5sh on December 9, 2022 at 2:45 PM

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Taking pictures of people on the street is considered less creepy the more expensive your camera is

Submitted by powerX21 t3_zgozro on December 9, 2022 at 6:21 AM

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It's considered childish to make sex jokes but children don't understand sex jokes.

Submitted by mushroom_l0rd t3_zgf555 on December 8, 2022 at 11:08 PM

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Scary to think that one day you will die and you don’t know how or what comes after, and that is one thing that no living thing can escape.

Submitted by Skrawberrycake t3_zgadc3 on December 8, 2022 at 8:22 PM

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People harshly shame and look down on morbidly obese people while show empathy and compassion towards anorexic despite both being heavily linked to mental health issues.

Submitted by Mysterious-Board9079 t3_zg877v on December 8, 2022 at 7:08 PM

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We can make tools, appliances, and vehicles last for decades but we don't because it doesn't make sense financially.

Submitted by Oodalay t3_zg6aw9 on December 8, 2022 at 6:02 PM

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You have to wait your whole life to see if you get murdered or not.

Submitted by Ifunnyizbetter t3_zfy40l on December 8, 2022 at 12:55 PM

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Humanity is breeding super squirrels and crows. Humans buy bird feeders designed to be ever more difficult for birds and squirrels to get into. We're training them their whole lives to be geniuses and tipping evolution by giving endless free food to only the smartest of their species.

Submitted by roamingandy t3_zfwy32 on December 8, 2022 at 12:04 PM

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It’s a evolutionary advantage that the vast majority of males can not suck their own Dick.

Submitted by JJeezzyy t3_zfjsa0 on December 8, 2022 at 12:48 AM

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As AI art becomes more and more indistinguishable from regular art, the most respected artists will end up being the ones who record themselves in the process

Submitted by DM_Me_For_Dog_Pics t3_zf7oou on December 7, 2022 at 5:38 PM

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The internet made a bigger deal about a black girl playing fictional Little Mermaid, than they did about a latina playing Marilyn Monroe.

Submitted by party_daz t3_zez1ku on December 7, 2022 at 11:39 AM

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December is always thought of as The winter month even though winter only starts near the end of the month.

Submitted by dS_LuNa t3_zeu3a1 on December 7, 2022 at 6:27 AM

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The restaurant industry has managed to normalize a system where their customers pay the majority of their employee’s salaries. And everyone’s fine with it.

Submitted by MayorOfStrangiato t3_zesq1g on December 7, 2022 at 5:09 AM

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People think old technology was terrible, but we still made it to the moon over 50 years ago

Submitted by Willellison28 t3_zedvft on December 6, 2022 at 6:21 PM

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You’re either non-binary or you’re not

Submitted by BigBlueMountainStar t3_zeds36 on December 6, 2022 at 6:17 PM

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We have to figure out where to put more than 8 billion dead bodies over the next 80ish years

Submitted by BlasstOff t3_ze6jsb on December 6, 2022 at 1:16 PM

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Being rude to people serving you food and drinks is not only a sign of disrespect but also of incredible stupidity.

Submitted by dismustbetheplace t3_ze1aoq on December 6, 2022 at 9:09 AM

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Being a truck driver for a company that transports eggs must be an extremely stressful job

Submitted by nexvanshisha t3_zdw7xx on December 6, 2022 at 5:08 AM

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You only have one birthday, the rest are congratulations for surviving.

Submitted by [deleted] t3_zduf9p on December 6, 2022 at 3:53 AM

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Someone is allergic to human meat and just doesn’t know it.

Submitted by mercutio_is_dead t3_zdpvmb on December 6, 2022 at 12:41 AM

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Cut a slice of cheese from the block and all is well,eat shredded cheese from the bag,and you're an animal.

Submitted by [deleted] t3_zdkmli on December 5, 2022 at 9:36 PM

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For the next generation, it's going to be utterly ridiculous that we used slices of printed paper and small bits of metal to buy things from the store.

Submitted by redgreenandblue t3_zd18rb on December 5, 2022 at 8:26 AM

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