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There's not a practical reason why most cashier's have to stand up all day

Submitted by East-Bluejay6891 t3_zp2r5z on December 18, 2022 at 4:47 PM

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A guy can decline an invitation by saying his girlfriend won't let him go and everyone will likely understand. But if a girl declines an invitation by saying her boyfriend won't let her go, people will likely get concerned.

Submitted by Reeceqld t3_zotzy5 on December 18, 2022 at 8:39 AM

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It’s actually weird that humans are the only species that drinks milk from other animals. Rhinos don’t drink milk from cows.

Submitted by [deleted] t3_zoqemq on December 18, 2022 at 4:56 AM

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Showing someone your music collection is a very intimate act.

Submitted by arejayem15 t3_zogzkb on December 17, 2022 at 9:37 PM

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You never hear about spicy salads

Submitted by RockLeePower t3_zoeuqs on December 17, 2022 at 8:06 PM

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For some reason, zoos never include moose.

Submitted by Tonalbackwash t3_zo6tvz on December 17, 2022 at 1:58 PM

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Not a single member of the Beatles was attractive fellas you just need to be really good at a specific skill

Submitted by [deleted] t3_zo2ooi on December 17, 2022 at 9:30 AM

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The car horn is a good example of how the length of just a single note can convey a large range of emotions.

Submitted by chongdog t3_zo0yyk on December 17, 2022 at 7:30 AM

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Ironic that we all hate the rich yet simultaneously want to be rich.

Submitted by firstmatebae t3_znuavs on December 17, 2022 at 1:03 AM

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Those who believe in a flat earth don't tell us what it looks like on the underside.

Submitted by Decent-Muffin4190 t3_zntmlm on December 17, 2022 at 12:29 AM

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Robots take over working class jobs and no one bats an eye. Robots start making art and everyone loses their minds.

Submitted by phaedrux_pharo t3_znrtxi on December 16, 2022 at 11:05 PM

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We're eventually going to get so technologically advanced, that we hit a wall because learning all the background on a topic necessary to make an advancement will take longer than our lifetimes will allow.

Submitted by Tacoshortage t3_znj20a on December 16, 2022 at 4:43 PM

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The Friends hardly laugh at Chandler’s jokes. Without the laugh track, he’s just a jerk.

Submitted by CryptographerLost407 t3_zn57z5 on December 16, 2022 at 3:47 AM

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The more you learn about something man-made, the simpler it gets. But the more you learn about something naturally-occurring, the more complicated it gets.

Submitted by Riverchicken886 t3_zn1dsf on December 16, 2022 at 12:34 AM

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A centaur can't jack off.

Submitted by GettinMe-Mallet t3_zmuueg on December 15, 2022 at 8:14 PM

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The only determining difference between a waffle and pancake is the shape

Submitted by CaffienatedBLANK t3_zmso80 on December 15, 2022 at 6:45 PM

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Jumping is pushing Earth away

Submitted by MarwanMero t3_zmqbf5 on December 15, 2022 at 5:09 PM

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There are only two ways to die; massive head trauma, or too little oxygen delivered to the brain

Submitted by Shudnawz t3_zmmz7f on December 15, 2022 at 2:53 PM

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Streamers are glorified sugar babies, with numerous sugar daddies and or sugar mommies

Submitted by [deleted] t3_zmg88d on December 15, 2022 at 8:36 AM

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We used to get big yellow books delivered to our houses that doxed everyone in town.

Submitted by Party-Independent-38 t3_zmbcoj on December 15, 2022 at 3:51 AM

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We went from a position of 'not wanting to put labels on things,' to creating highly specific terms and verbiage to define our roles in society.

Submitted by QuadSeven t3_zm9c7g on December 15, 2022 at 2:11 AM

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Children are an example of emotional abusers: they love bomb you and then proceed to gaslight or yell at you when they don’t get what they want.

Submitted by [deleted] t3_zm401k on December 14, 2022 at 10:18 PM

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Cats make you into servants, but dogs add you to their pack.

Submitted by pikknz t3_zly2yt on December 14, 2022 at 6:14 PM

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When out in a large gathering, there’s a strong probability that someone around you is wearing a butt plug.

Submitted by Bassman1976 t3_zls3t3 on December 14, 2022 at 2:17 PM

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Royalty in democratic countries are nothing more than state sponsored influencers.

Submitted by AtomicMonkeyDept t3_zlpe94 on December 14, 2022 at 12:13 PM

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