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Learning a new language opens a new dimension of the internet.

Submitted by scissorsandpaper t3_zwf2mn on December 27, 2022 at 12:57 PM

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Sending old people into space to research, report, and die is the most ethical way to accelerate space exploration

Submitted by i-dm t3_zw8n5o on December 27, 2022 at 6:18 AM

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Somewhere in your family tree, at least one distant ancestor has murdered somebody.

Submitted by jaredpinney123 t3_zw73eu on December 27, 2022 at 4:56 AM

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There is a technical loophole between December 25th and 31st where you can be naughty and it won't count for the year.

Submitted by AdrianValistar t3_zvzydc on December 26, 2022 at 11:16 PM

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People learn to tie their shoes one way and never change it their whole life.

Submitted by 420Farmerx t3_zvpjiy on December 26, 2022 at 3:33 PM

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Surgery replaces an injury that is hard for your body to heal with an injury that is easier for your body to heal.

Submitted by HarryTOMalley t3_zvmzy1 on December 26, 2022 at 1:20 PM

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You never see old people laying/sleeping on their stomach

Submitted by orangefan1 t3_zvhmp7 on December 26, 2022 at 7:15 AM

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It’s so paradoxical that nuclear bombs; the most destructive weapon ever produced is what is keeping peace

Submitted by Baybears t3_zvdika on December 26, 2022 at 3:02 AM

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Monopoly teaches you that you are more willing to go to jail as you get poorer.

Submitted by denikar t3_zvb0yc on December 26, 2022 at 12:47 AM

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Gravity in every world of the Star Wars galaxy is 9.81 m/s^2.

Submitted by berniman t3_zv3xjp on December 25, 2022 at 6:47 PM

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You're officially an adult when it's no longer hard to fall asleep on Christmas Eve

Submitted by MatrixMan100 t3_zv2cyc on December 25, 2022 at 5:26 PM

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We use salt to make food more salty, sugar to make food more sweet, sometimes lemon or lime to make it more sour, but we hardly ever try to make our food more bitter

Submitted by Abominable_fiancee t3_zuzxdc on December 25, 2022 at 3:16 PM

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People are scared of death, yet it is the only thing that ends all the pain, misery and insecurities.

Submitted by ghillied_up t3_zuwhf4 on December 25, 2022 at 11:32 AM

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When dogs in movies are being bad dogs they are actually being good dogs

Submitted by DirtyMudder92 t3_zuo9nr on December 25, 2022 at 2:05 AM

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A majority of people will die without ever flying in a helicopter

Submitted by randominternetguy11 t3_zulii9 on December 24, 2022 at 11:26 PM

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Flashlights on phones are hurting the flashlight industry

Submitted by TIFUstorytime t3_zubr45 on December 24, 2022 at 3:13 PM

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Whatever else the boomers have done, they made amazing music.

Submitted by DrStrangeglove99 t3_zubop7 on December 24, 2022 at 3:10 PM

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The rich sure seem to get a lot of shit for free that poor people have to pay for.

Submitted by MrRipShitUp t3_zubnav on December 24, 2022 at 3:08 PM

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We’re told to not use cotton swabs in our ears because it’ll just push the wax further, yet we don’t hear the same for earplugs.

Submitted by Crazen14 t3_zuad0g on December 24, 2022 at 1:59 PM

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Christmas is weird: tons of people celebrate the birthday of a dead guy they never knew (half of them not even believing he ever existed) and he's the only one not getting presents.

Submitted by Mezurashii5 t3_zu7ujg on December 24, 2022 at 11:14 AM

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The fact that unhealthy food tastes so good is a complete evolutionary flaw.

Submitted by careful_im_bored t3_zu1x45 on December 24, 2022 at 4:43 AM

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Glasses are the clothing item that stay on the most during sex.

Submitted by MBatomzeus t3_zu1jdj on December 24, 2022 at 4:20 AM

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The ‘70s and ‘80s seemed to have quite a run of serial killers. Either people have mostly stopped serial killing or we’ve gotten worse at figuring out when it’s happening.

Submitted by DavidAssBednar t3_ztzp19 on December 24, 2022 at 2:41 AM

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Arguing with dumb people actually makes you smarter because you have to figure out ways to explain things in a way a dumb person can understand

Submitted by ATowerOfToads t3_zttr5u on December 23, 2022 at 9:56 PM

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Since it’s so common, apparently male pattern baldness is a positive evolutionary trait.

Submitted by hearsdemons t3_ztieam on December 23, 2022 at 3:02 PM

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