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Water, lemons and sugar are free at restaurants but lemonade costs money.

Submitted by JJeezzyy t3_100dot4 on January 1, 2023 at 6:34 AM

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Depending on your age, you either know him as The Rock or as Dwayne Johnson.

Submitted by dino0509 t3_1007gic on January 1, 2023 at 12:17 AM

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New Year's Eve is almost always a disappointing holiday but everyone thinks it'll slap

Submitted by TheRealOcsiban t3_1005q82 on December 31, 2022 at 10:47 PM

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Trying to win the lottery by playing 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 is not better or worse than playing any other combination

Submitted by NoNo_Cilantro t3_1001q4o on December 31, 2022 at 7:32 PM

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Your WiFi password is one of the few passwords you are expected to give to others.

Submitted by hajke5 t3_zzu0fh on December 31, 2022 at 1:21 PM

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There is no way to prove that everybody other than you is real

Submitted by Master_JR_wsj_2657 t3_zzquh8 on December 31, 2022 at 10:10 AM

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It's insane how enjoyable school can be when you have a teacher who cares about their students and job.

Submitted by Neoslayer t3_zzkq2u on December 31, 2022 at 3:57 AM

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We use cellphones made by slave labor to make statements about social justice.

Submitted by icanbelievemyself t3_zzfw58 on December 31, 2022 at 12:09 AM

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Jumping is as useless in real life as it is essential in videogames

Submitted by Corbezzoli t3_zz94te on December 30, 2022 at 7:28 PM

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Baby clothes have pockets but babies don't need them

Submitted by SoyUnFracaso t3_zz84yi on December 30, 2022 at 6:47 PM

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Foie gras is making an animal’s entire existence suffering, all for 10 minutes of chewing

Submitted by ChocolatChipLemonade t3_zz1da6 on December 30, 2022 at 2:06 PM

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Most lesbian pornography passes the Bechdel test.

Submitted by westlaj t3_zyv89b on December 30, 2022 at 8:23 AM

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The moon must be the only thing every person has seen

Submitted by TolMera t3_zyo2gs on December 30, 2022 at 2:14 AM

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Butts are simultaneously one of the most sexy, disgusting and cute objects in the world

Submitted by MrFeature_1 t3_zykxit on December 30, 2022 at 12:01 AM

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You can become the first an only person to ever pronounce almost any number into the billions

Submitted by oldparras t3_zyeb35 on December 29, 2022 at 7:41 PM

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The most dangerous symptom you can find in very depressed individuals is sudden happiness

Submitted by chemistrynerd1994 t3_zy0iel on December 29, 2022 at 8:49 AM

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All the Kardashian babies will grow up to look nothing like their Mums

Submitted by Severe_Airport1426 t3_zxzx64 on December 29, 2022 at 8:13 AM

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Billionaires and other very rich individuals try so hard to avoid paying taxes when they will still be rich whether they pay the taxes or not.

Submitted by [deleted] t3_zxtmk5 on December 29, 2022 at 2:55 AM

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Putting money into a retirement account is low key gambling that you'll be around long enough to see it again.

Submitted by Wrathofserenity t3_zxoy5r on December 28, 2022 at 11:39 PM

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The 'sit down' vs 'stand up' ass-wiping debate is based entirely on a misunderstanding of the other

Submitted by SyntheticGod8 t3_zxigz2 on December 28, 2022 at 7:27 PM

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On the first day of your life, you are in a building with many other random people who were born on the same day. It is an astronomically low chance to be in a building with that many random people sharing your birthday ever again, if not impossible.

Submitted by leohr_ t3_zx930x on December 28, 2022 at 1:04 PM

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It’s really awesome that fire burns in the visible light spectrum

Submitted by [deleted] t3_zwwj7v on December 28, 2022 at 1:30 AM

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We all just decided that eggs are a breakfast food

Submitted by MarinersFan28 t3_zwt7m3 on December 27, 2022 at 11:06 PM

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The fact that female gymnasts are expected to wear make-up is pretty confusing.

Submitted by thesmartass1 t3_zwpdw6 on December 27, 2022 at 8:34 PM

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There really isn’t a point for anyone to exist.

Submitted by pixelbluejay t3_zwgcv4 on December 27, 2022 at 2:04 PM

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