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We’re not supposed to shit where we eat

Submitted by [deleted] t3_yhntt5 on October 30, 2022 at 7:41 PM

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In just a few years, we'll need to clarify which century we're referring to when talking about the 10s

Submitted by Bakuryu91 t3_124ksyr on March 28, 2023 at 10:53 AM

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We lost some character and charm when we moved to silent hard drives and LCD monitors

Submitted by chuckingrox t3_11zqljm on March 23, 2023 at 5:06 PM

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The Chia Pet commercials bring awareness to the stuttering community

Submitted by Elluminated t3_127e2tj on March 31, 2023 at 7:47 AM

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Kewpie Mayo just tastes like salad cream

Submitted by Seeker0fStrength t3_124ub36 on March 28, 2023 at 4:27 PM

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Your life was already destined to be the way it is. You act thinking you have free will when everything was already predestined

Submitted by LovelyLeaf4 t3_124wy8a on March 28, 2023 at 6:01 PM

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It's very ironic one and won sound alike

Submitted by Seedpound t3_122tam9 on March 26, 2023 at 5:28 PM

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Dreams are the only acceptable form of hallucinations

Submitted by ultimatemanan97 t3_127ebh9 on March 31, 2023 at 8:01 AM

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ANY surface you can see is technically a reflective surface

Submitted by greenlaser73 t3_127vcic on March 31, 2023 at 6:57 PM

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You know you are getting old when LL Bean models start looking hot.

Submitted by rheumination t3_1273449 on March 30, 2023 at 11:33 PM

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Some numbers in our contacts are only there so we know when to not answer.

Submitted by thesmartass1 t3_11w2ebn on March 20, 2023 at 12:07 AM

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Because of how the internet is, there is probavly an image of saul goodman fucking Marin Kitagawa somewhere.

Submitted by TSMStar t3_126rxh3 on March 30, 2023 at 4:26 PM

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Once you get a cat, you relate why people get into sado-maso relationships.

Submitted by Dione000 t3_127kaf5 on March 31, 2023 at 12:43 PM

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Everybody is John Cena to blind people

Submitted by iFartSuperSilently t3_127iya3 on March 31, 2023 at 12:01 PM

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The solid form of a metal is that metal's ice form

Submitted by TheGrunkalunka t3_127aok8 on March 31, 2023 at 4:58 AM

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There’s no way to truly hear a random song.

Submitted by Glittering-Animator2 t3_1261nup on March 29, 2023 at 9:43 PM

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The reason pillows/cushion/mattresses feel comfortable isn't because they're soft, it's because they're distributing the pressure along more of your body.

Submitted by ikingrpg t3_11z39i5 on March 23, 2023 at 12:53 AM

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Farts and Emotions have a lot in common.

Submitted by sixpackpeter t3_1269dzq on March 30, 2023 at 2:58 AM

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The shorter your personal language is, the more likely a computer can impersonate you

Submitted by Option_Null t3_125t63b on March 29, 2023 at 4:33 PM

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Given there are more than 8.5 million animal species, the greatest shit talkers in the world are unlikely human.

Submitted by [deleted] t3_127yqv1 on March 31, 2023 at 8:46 PM

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You can only hurt the ones that love you. No one else cares.

Submitted by [deleted] t3_1236tsf on March 27, 2023 at 1:30 AM

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The first visit by Santa Claus couldn’t be any earlier than when Nicholas was sainted.

Submitted by Wemetintheair t3_1253chu on March 28, 2023 at 9:41 PM

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Wonder what pornhubs most searched is pornstar is going to be over the next month.

Submitted by Ok-Disk-2191 t3_127f1rk on March 31, 2023 at 8:43 AM

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The poorest rich people fly in first class while the richest rich people fly in private jets