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treydestepheno t1_j5wxgqr wrote
oh man, wonder what Kevin Costner's move is gonna be this time...
eggplant_avenger t1_j5wxfnm wrote
Reply to comment by ImagineTheCommotion in First Navajo woman becomes Speaker of the Navajo Nation Council by AudibleNod
*Redditors
ketchupthree t1_j5wxe41 wrote
She must be old as shit.
shockingdevelopment t1_j5wvtmn wrote
Reply to comment by BrockManstrong in First Navajo woman becomes Speaker of the Navajo Nation Council by AudibleNod
Before the 1900s the US policy was "this land is yours...wait there's gold in them hills. You dead"
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TheRitalinCommando t1_j5wv0g6 wrote
I doubt she's the first Navajo woman...
NoTime4LuvDrJones t1_j5wu4m4 wrote
Reply to comment by Bergamus432 in The future of space travel might rely on mushrooms by Ok_Champion6840
Reminds me of a story my older cousin told me when he was young in the late 70s. His gf gave him acid and they took it, his first and I’m pretty sure his last time taking it. They ended up in his backyard where he said he needed to hold onto the grass for dear life to prevent himself from getting sucked into space. Lol Like using every muscle in his body to hold on to the grass, he even made a face like a weightlifter struggling with weights. Lol And it sounded like this battle to not get sucked into space lasted a long while. Freaked him out to say the least
BrockManstrong t1_j5wsva5 wrote
Reply to comment by wostil-poced1649 in First Navajo woman becomes Speaker of the Navajo Nation Council by AudibleNod
Here's a list of cases where the tribal authorities had to sue the US government, beginning in 1940: https://www.justice.gov/enrd/significant-indian-cases
Failure of the The Government to protect Indians on tribal lands: https://indianlaw.org/safewomen/violation-human-rights
The Government asserts it's sole right to prosecute crimes committed against Indians by non-Indians on reservations: https://www.bia.gov/as-ia/opa/online-press-release/solicitor-says-us-has-criminal-jurisdiction-reservations-where-tribes
State crimes are automatically Federal crimes on reservations: https://www.bia.gov/faqs/do-laws-apply-non-indians-also-apply-indians
A summation of American history with regards to removing the indigenous population: https://www.loc.gov/classroom-materials/immigration/native-american/removing-native-americans-from-their-land/
A US Government Accountability Office report on how the US is currently failing the people it sequestered on reservations: https://www.gao.gov/tribal-and-native-american-issues
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Reply to comment by istalri96 in First Navajo woman becomes Speaker of the Navajo Nation Council by AudibleNod
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_KeyError_ t1_j5wrtb8 wrote
Reply to comment by G0dofNothing in First Navajo woman becomes Speaker of the Navajo Nation Council by AudibleNod
r/crashblossoms
Hayaguaenelvaso t1_j5wrkjt wrote
Reply to comment by TheWorstMasterChief in First Navajo woman becomes Speaker of the Navajo Nation Council by AudibleNod
Like the earth, 6000 give or take
ImagineTheCommotion t1_j5wpq8e wrote
I’d bet that most of the Redditers who talk shit about this article’s title regularly freak out whenever someone tries to correct their grammar (or spelling)
LightningProd12 t1_j5wpb29 wrote
Reply to comment by G0dofNothing in First Navajo woman becomes Speaker of the Navajo Nation Council by AudibleNod
r/notkenm
ImagineTheCommotion t1_j5wp8wv wrote
Reply to comment by sneakpeekbot in First Navajo woman becomes Speaker of the Navajo Nation Council by AudibleNod
Good bot
report_all_criminals t1_j5wp5tr wrote
Reply to comment by HappyHighwayman in First Navajo woman becomes Speaker of the Navajo Nation Council by AudibleNod
We're really scraping the bottom of the barrel of "firsts" that we have to clap for.
half3clipse t1_j5wp0hs wrote
Reply to comment by -y-y-y- in First Navajo woman becomes Speaker of the Navajo Nation Council by AudibleNod
Headline conventions accept syntactic ambiguity in favor of information density, on the assumption the reader is both 1: willing to not be deliberately obtuse and 2: if interested can read the entire following article which will explain the issue/event/etc in greater detail.
This is not new, and has been a telegraphic style was the convention long long before anyone in this thread was born. It's been how headlines have worked your entire life. If you read this title and don't easily grasp what they're talking about, that's pretty much on you.
>New Navajo Nations Council speaker to be woman for first time
That's still ambiguous anyways: It reads as if the new Navajo Nations Council speaker has just now decided to be a woman for the first time.
thedude_imbibes t1_j5woq00 wrote
Reply to comment by G0dofNothing in First Navajo woman becomes Speaker of the Navajo Nation Council by AudibleNod
Like wow, she's really hanging in there, good for her lol. I bet she's got some stories huh
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Reply to comment by princesoceronte in First Navajo woman becomes Speaker of the Navajo Nation Council by AudibleNod
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thedude_imbibes t1_j5woday wrote
Reply to comment by bobbery5 in First Navajo woman becomes Speaker of the Navajo Nation Council by AudibleNod
Shes the woman for her time and place. She just fits right in there. That's the Dudette.
half3clipse t1_j5wniei wrote
Reply to comment by Table100 in First Navajo woman becomes Speaker of the Navajo Nation Council by AudibleNod
It's also just headlinese, attempting to compress important information into a compact headline.
And it's perfectly fine and understandable. Headline conventions do present some syntactic ambiguity at some point, but this is entirely understandable if the reader applies even a fraction of common sense, let alone one that reads the article under the headline.
On an ambiguity scale of 1 to crash blossoms, this is a 3 at most.
hapiidadii t1_j5wnfur wrote
Wait, if she is the first Navajo woman, then where did all the other Navajo come from?
ETA: sorry, looks like about 800 people already beat me to the same dumb dad joke. In seriousness, I'm glad Navajo women are making their voices heard.
bobbery5 t1_j5wn3d8 wrote
Reply to comment by GrabMyCactus in First Navajo woman becomes Speaker of the Navajo Nation Council by AudibleNod
Once every millenia, there is a woman.
name_first_name_last t1_j5wlyh8 wrote
Reply to comment by Table100 in First Navajo woman becomes Speaker of the Navajo Nation Council by AudibleNod
Oh, good to know
scarfox1 t1_j5wlnqh wrote
Reply to comment by istalri96 in First Navajo woman becomes Speaker of the Navajo Nation Council by AudibleNod
Oh I read it as first time a Navajo led the Navajos. I was like it was white people before? I guess that's why it's uplifting
Syonoq t1_j5wz0bp wrote
Reply to The future of space travel might rely on mushrooms by Ok_Champion6840
Star Trek Discovery has entered the chat