Recent comments in /f/UpliftingNews
Queendevildog t1_j600rlp wrote
My Dad lived to 92. Was a long time smoker and only quit in his 80's because of COPD. Was also a functional alcoholic his entire adult life. I think staying skinny and being an avid golfer was his secret.
redh0t12 t1_j600ofi wrote
Ahh dammit.. you got me with the plural on friend(s)
Sonadel t1_j600k4r wrote
Reply to comment by Yautja93 in How do you live to be 100? Good genes, getting outside and friends. by MI6Section13
Good news, everyone! I’m dying at an unprecedented rate :D
LetsEatAPerson t1_j600hd1 wrote
Reply to Researchers unveil the least costly carbon capture system to date - down to $39 per metric ton. by heavy-metal-goth-gal
I'm so tired of hearing about this sort of thing. The most scalable, sustainable way to mitigate pollution is not polluting in the first place.
Even if these plants are powered by renewable energy, it's still not as clean as just putting that renewable energy to better use. You know, like powering your house.
Just invest in green energy, my dudes. You simply have to understand it's more efficient than scraping carbon out of the air. It's essentially like refusing to use toilets, and paying someone to follow behind you with a broom and a hose for when you make a mess. Just stop making a damn mess ffs.
This is not a political issue or necessarily an environmental issue--it's about not having to solve a problem that you're creating for yourself.
Carbon capture is cool and all, don't get me wrong, we just can't think about it as the solution to our dirty power problem.
vaxxed_beck t1_j5zzytw wrote
It's too expensive to live to be 100. I can't stand being poor. My grandma and my mom lived to be in their 80s. My dad is still alive, in his 80s. His brothers all lived into their 80s. I'm in my 50s and I have at least 2 major health problems, so I might be lucky to live into my 60s.
NotPoliticallyCorect t1_j5zzxa9 wrote
Reply to comment by Important_Tale1190 in Girl who was granted a "unicorn license" shows what's possible with imagination and determination by Bonboniru
Wait until the story airs on Fox, then she will have been groomed and indoctrinated to think that she is a unicorn. They will cry out for the unfair treatment of her being fooled into thinking that unicorns are real. They will also ask why every other kid did not receive a unicorn license, and then demand to know who is bearing the cost of the state issuing a license to a child.
Aspel t1_j5zzqva wrote
Fuck me, I guess.
chewwydraper t1_j5zz12s wrote
I wonder how us Canadians have a relatively long lifespan, there's like 6 months of looking outside, seeing how cold it is and saying "Fuck it."
Gsquat t1_j5zy8m3 wrote
How do you live forever? Through Christ, who Himself was raised from the dead!
UnfeteredOne t1_j5zxu9x wrote
Reply to comment by ebb_ in How do you live to be 100? Good genes, getting outside and friends. by MI6Section13
Yeah whats so uplifting about this? Im fucked
tossme68 t1_j5zxqiz wrote
Reply to comment by 56Bot in Researchers unveil the least costly carbon capture system to date - down to $39 per metric ton. by heavy-metal-goth-gal
of course but burning stuff is not going to end anytime soon. So while we are waiting it might be a good idea to try to clean up the mess we're making.
MyAccountWasBanned7 t1_j5zxanw wrote
I'm f-ed on two of those...
But at least I go outside a lot.
greekstatue80 t1_j5zwcq6 wrote
Reply to comment by Aines in How do you live to be 100? Good genes, getting outside and friends. by MI6Section13
My dad is obese and he's 69. My grandma was obese and lived till 86 and my grandpa was obese and lived till he was 92. My grandpa also drunk a bottle of wine a day till he was 91. Guess he shouldn't have stopped 🤷
ShaneCoJ t1_j5zvol6 wrote
Reply to Researchers unveil the least costly carbon capture system to date - down to $39 per metric ton. by heavy-metal-goth-gal
ELI5 me please, but, once it "collects" the carbon... what does that do? Is it converted into something else? Or do you have a like a little cube of carbon?
ViraLCyclopes19 t1_j5zvkux wrote
Reply to comment by mattieDRFT in The future of space travel might rely on mushrooms by Ok_Champion6840
Druggies do be acting like they solve everything
bill-lowney t1_j5zvdcf wrote
Are you a lonely inbred hermit? We have some good news!
grizznuggets t1_j5zumds wrote
Reply to comment by bofh000 in Girl who was granted a "unicorn license" shows what's possible with imagination and determination by Bonboniru
What the hell are you talking about?
whodywei t1_j5zu60f wrote
Why would anyone want to be 100 years old unless she/he belongs to the billionaire class ? Retirement is no longer a reachable goal for our generation.
xmnstr t1_j5ztrkz wrote
Reply to comment by DocWsky in Researchers unveil the least costly carbon capture system to date - down to $39 per metric ton. by heavy-metal-goth-gal
The issue with trees isn't planting them, it's land to plant them on. And, of course, preventing people from cutting them down.
56Bot t1_j5ztqh1 wrote
Reply to comment by tossme68 in Researchers unveil the least costly carbon capture system to date - down to $39 per metric ton. by heavy-metal-goth-gal
And here's the issue : instead of fixing the problem at its core (our dependence on combustible fuels), we're more focused on trying to patch the consequences.
Pulling CO2 out of the atmosphere is great, and I may even say necessary. But we ought to get out of creating CO2 in the first place.
SuitableCamel6129 t1_j5ztmac wrote
I certainly have no interest in getting to 100, there’s no way I will ever afford that
Texan_expatriate t1_j5ztjnm wrote
Reply to comment by tiny_butt_toucher in How do you live to be 100? Good genes, getting outside and friends. by MI6Section13
THAT sounds exactly like something an elderly person would say! And, maybe there's something to it? Staying out of other's business = less anxiety? Regardless, words of wisdom.
codeandchips t1_j5zt3nn wrote
And.. it's not a plan, just go with the flow, worry about sod all! That's how I'm going.
imafraidofmuricans t1_j5zsut5 wrote
Reply to comment by ExchangeKooky8166 in U.S. GDP rose 2.9% in the fourth quarter, more than expected even as recession fears loom by Intrepid-Astronaut41
Humans progressed under feudalism, as well. That's a nonsense argument.
At best you are doing your own circle jerk of how smart and reasonable and centrist you are. You haven't exactly revealed information that leftists don't already know. You've just severely misunderstood leftism because you haven't ever looked in to it, you are just assuming you already know everything there is to know about it.
The alternative to feudalism was also worse. Does that make feudalism good? Does that make feudalism "the best we can do"? No, if course not.
You are arguing that what we have is the best that we can do because you can't imagine an alternative. But you haven't even tried.
"History is full of full -on socialist regimes in lesser countries that fell". That really sums it up for me. You know nothing about the history of socialism. Because that's s complete nonsense statement. You don't even do the bare minimum of asking "how did they define socialism" and "how did it fail". There was no intellectual process. You just assume you already know everything.
Is it a failure of socialism if the US murders your government?
Is a country socialist because they say they are, or because they perform socialism? Can a country be socialist if it does not fulfill the basic principles of socialism?
Then the final question for you: if socialism is inherently a failure, why does this mean there is no alternative to capitalism? Why is suffering of others (you aren't sacrificing yourself doing near slave labor, it's always somebody else) necessary?
Compare your own country to Bangladesh. Would you accept their working conditions? Why not? Why do you think you deserve better but they don't? Are they not equals?
Yunofascar t1_j600x1h wrote
Reply to How do you live to be 100? Good genes, getting outside and friends. by MI6Section13
Ah yes, hope I just have these good genes and hope I don't have allergies or overbearing work schedules that make going outside difficult. This totally makes me feel uplifted.