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Reply to [WP] Humanity has finally reached a population of 10B. What should have only been mildly interesting became top news when the clouds world round said, "Data limit reached, please upgrade membership to continue growing your civilization." The population has been unable to grow since. by AurumArgenteus
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MagicTech547 t1_j2yns4v wrote
Reply to comment by NystromWrites in [WP] Humanity has finally reached a population of 10B. What should have only been mildly interesting became top news when the clouds world round said, "Data limit reached, please upgrade membership to continue growing your civilization." The population has been unable to grow since. by AurumArgenteus
Nice!
[deleted] t1_j2yks23 wrote
Reply to [WP] Humanity has finally reached a population of 10B. What should have only been mildly interesting became top news when the clouds world round said, "Data limit reached, please upgrade membership to continue growing your civilization." The population has been unable to grow since. by AurumArgenteus
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superVanV1 t1_j2y6f7p wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] Humanity has finally reached a population of 10B. What should have only been mildly interesting became top news when the clouds world round said, "Data limit reached, please upgrade membership to continue growing your civilization." The population has been unable to grow since. by AurumArgenteus
"Hey guys, Josh here, from Let's Game it Out"
DarthJar-Jar06 t1_j2y5z03 wrote
Reply to comment by No-Trick2389 in [WP] you were Kidnapped by a cult and sacrificed to their god, everything is going according to plan when the god enters your body, the only problem is, your will is so weak and your so lazy that the god can’t control you by No-Trick2389
any relation to Preservation
CadenVanV t1_j2y470i wrote
Reply to comment by USPO-222 in [WP] Humanity has finally reached a population of 10B. What should have only been mildly interesting became top news when the clouds world round said, "Data limit reached, please upgrade membership to continue growing your civilization." The population has been unable to grow since. by AurumArgenteus
And Stalin too. Where on earth were his kills?
DragonLordAcar t1_j2y27rk wrote
Reply to comment by IML_42 in [WP] Humanity has finally reached a population of 10B. What should have only been mildly interesting became top news when the clouds world round said, "Data limit reached, please upgrade membership to continue growing your civilization." The population has been unable to grow since. by AurumArgenteus
At least we may be able to get rid of the antivax and antimask Karens.
NystromWrites t1_j2y1oj4 wrote
Reply to comment by mylifestypo in [WP] Humanity has finally reached a population of 10B. What should have only been mildly interesting became top news when the clouds world round said, "Data limit reached, please upgrade membership to continue growing your civilization." The population has been unable to grow since. by AurumArgenteus
You went back to the carpet store?!
USPO-222 t1_j2xsrhi wrote
Reply to comment by IML_42 in [WP] Humanity has finally reached a population of 10B. What should have only been mildly interesting became top news when the clouds world round said, "Data limit reached, please upgrade membership to continue growing your civilization." The population has been unable to grow since. by AurumArgenteus
I was thinking more along about the influence the Thule Society had on what happened in the Holocaust.
mylifestypo t1_j2xrtvl wrote
Reply to comment by WritingSentences in [WP] Humanity has finally reached a population of 10B. What should have only been mildly interesting became top news when the clouds world round said, "Data limit reached, please upgrade membership to continue growing your civilization." The population has been unable to grow since. by AurumArgenteus
😭 I’m about to cry
mylifestypo t1_j2xrr9s wrote
Reply to comment by NystromWrites in [WP] Humanity has finally reached a population of 10B. What should have only been mildly interesting became top news when the clouds world round said, "Data limit reached, please upgrade membership to continue growing your civilization." The population has been unable to grow since. by AurumArgenteus
Roy, a life well lived!
IML_42 t1_j2xnq9e wrote
Reply to comment by ryry1237 in [WP] Humanity has finally reached a population of 10B. What should have only been mildly interesting became top news when the clouds world round said, "Data limit reached, please upgrade membership to continue growing your civilization." The population has been unable to grow since. by AurumArgenteus
Yep - that was my intention. Theoretically killing in the name of war is a sacrifice to a different being, deity, company…what have you. It was the purposeful set up at the end which earmarked those deaths for GloboCorp that allows those deaths to satisfy the payment.
IML_42 t1_j2xnepu wrote
Reply to comment by MrRedoot55 in [WP] Humanity has finally reached a population of 10B. What should have only been mildly interesting became top news when the clouds world round said, "Data limit reached, please upgrade membership to continue growing your civilization." The population has been unable to grow since. by AurumArgenteus
Thanks!
IML_42 t1_j2xne7z wrote
Reply to comment by WizardSaiph in [WP] Humanity has finally reached a population of 10B. What should have only been mildly interesting became top news when the clouds world round said, "Data limit reached, please upgrade membership to continue growing your civilization." The population has been unable to grow since. by AurumArgenteus
Thank you! Much appreciated!
IML_42 t1_j2xndbv wrote
Reply to comment by wolfgang784 in [WP] Humanity has finally reached a population of 10B. What should have only been mildly interesting became top news when the clouds world round said, "Data limit reached, please upgrade membership to continue growing your civilization." The population has been unable to grow since. by AurumArgenteus
I’m glad you enjoyed! Thank you for the kind words!
IML_42 t1_j2xnav5 wrote
Reply to comment by Beginning_Sun696 in [WP] Humanity has finally reached a population of 10B. What should have only been mildly interesting became top news when the clouds world round said, "Data limit reached, please upgrade membership to continue growing your civilization." The population has been unable to grow since. by AurumArgenteus
I’m glad you enjoyed it. Thanks for reading!
ryry1237 t1_j2xm92m wrote
Reply to comment by USPO-222 in [WP] Humanity has finally reached a population of 10B. What should have only been mildly interesting became top news when the clouds world round said, "Data limit reached, please upgrade membership to continue growing your civilization." The population has been unable to grow since. by AurumArgenteus
I imagine the kill would have to be done with the specific intention of it being an offering otherwise it wouldn't count.
MrRedoot55 t1_j2xilfd wrote
Reply to comment by IML_42 in [WP] Humanity has finally reached a population of 10B. What should have only been mildly interesting became top news when the clouds world round said, "Data limit reached, please upgrade membership to continue growing your civilization." The population has been unable to grow since. by AurumArgenteus
Good job.
Phenoix512 t1_j2xem8b wrote
Reply to comment by USPO-222 in [WP] Humanity has finally reached a population of 10B. What should have only been mildly interesting became top news when the clouds world round said, "Data limit reached, please upgrade membership to continue growing your civilization." The population has been unable to grow since. by AurumArgenteus
Sounds like you have to arrange it for them to do the killing.
I'm guessing the sacrifice is literal and not satisfied by just death
toriitlog t1_j2xboih wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] Humanity has finally reached a population of 10B. What should have only been mildly interesting became top news when the clouds world round said, "Data limit reached, please upgrade membership to continue growing your civilization." The population has been unable to grow since. by AurumArgenteus
i thought it said 108 and was super confused for a second
AurumArgenteus OP t1_j2xamhu wrote
Reply to [WP] Humanity has finally reached a population of 10B. What should have only been mildly interesting became top news when the clouds world round said, "Data limit reached, please upgrade membership to continue growing your civilization." The population has been unable to grow since. by AurumArgenteus
TW: suicide (not depicted)
"What do you think it means?" President Stone asked during the emergency meeting.
"Obviously this is not a prank. How are people seeing clouds spell words when their shouldn't have been the right atmospheric conditions for even a few cirrus clouds? That's like saying everyone got a letter on New Years, how? The mail doesn't deliver then." Meriden, the NOAA director said.
Such a meeting was beyond their station, but answers were needed now, and when the gods send letters via clouds, who better than the cloud expert? At least that's why President Stone suggested them, but they were not helping calm the situation. "Thanks for thar wealfh of information. And what of our rivals?"
"Several cyberattacks have been launched, but we believe they are seeking answers. To the best of our knowledge, none were successful, but we'll xontinue to monitor the situation." Sid, the CIA director said calmly.
"Attacks you say?" President Stone could work with that, an understandable enemy. "It was the Russians right? Tell me it was the Russians."
"It was everybody and naturally we did our own."
"And we did em the American way." Jackson, the NSA director said without permission. "And I can confidently say, they have no idea why nearly 2/3 of births quit being successful after the skype."
"You can't just associate a company with a bad thing." Sid admonished.
"I'm sure Corona disagrees, but fine, the cloud message." Jackson said.
"So what is the solution? Should we advocate for less Medicare funding to let the elderly die off? We can't let our workforce get too skewed." President Stone said, hoping to return to the actual point of the meeting.
"India was the first to try. The population dropped since it apparently means 10B exactly. It does not respect soceirgnty so killing our own would depend on luck, luck that an American happened to be born in that fraction of a second." Sid reported, looking troubled for the first time. He knew what that meant.
"Which means the solution is war!" General Bradshaw shouted with anticipation.
The table looked at him. Was this dude for real? He was a holdover from the last administration, "but what kind of cliché villain shit is that." President Stone started mumbling.
"It's practical sir. The only way to ensure enough die for our citizens to be born is to coordinate c-sections and military operations. Even a bleeding heart like yourself can't ignore such pragmatic advice, because how long will it take the other party to figure this out."
They'd already decided that of course. But in an even less constructive way. Why feed prisoners when we can save babies? Why feed the poor when we can save the future? Disgusting. President Stone sighed, hoping to release his frustration.
"Please." President Stone said, pleading with Marcus, the NASA director.
He twiddled his thumbs for a while. "Of the five we sent, four were still births. We don't know if it was because of a null-g birth, getting to space during a lage stage pregnancy, or the curse. We don't have enough data on any of this because we've always listened to the wrong person when we had the chance." He finished by speaking to the General.
"We'd have just reached it sooner if it weren't for our heroism."
"More like opportunism."
"Opportunism? Sure we are kept from getting the work done in-"
"Even now!?" President Stone shouted before speaking calmly, "We need to stop vigilante justice, we need to make sure nobody has the bright idea to nuke about a billion people out of existence, and we have to find a reasonable solution that won't immediately cause the first two problems somehwere else."
"That would be ideal." Sid deadpanned.
"And that means we need to find solutions."
Hours passed and the one thing they did not find was solutions. War, cutting instead of expanding Medicare, and promoting immigration were the only things that didn't seem even more terrible. "Let's return in an hour, consult your advisors, eat a meal, and let's come up with a plan that isn't shit." President Stone said before leaving the conference. He couldn't do it, no, he wouldn't be forced to do it.
President Stone had a Monte Cristo sent up, the sweet ham and powdered sugar made it a meal for a child, but he needed some indulgence on this time of hell. Forget his agenda, some asshole was data capping them because they were too cheap.
When the sandwich arrived, he turned on the television to watch the Pope's address. "Brothers and sisters, children of God. Today is a day of trials. This is an era of tribulations. But the Lord Almighty has given us the model we must follow. After much prayer and while searching the ancient catacombs of the Vatican linraries that I was blessed with the answer. Suicide is a sin, perhaps one of the worst since it means you cannot repent or seek forgiveness. And yet, we also know that Jesus chose to die for our sins. How do we reconcile this act of willful death for a greater purpose, as a divine sacrifice, with the command that we must not end our own lives?" The pope paused for dramatic effect, both hands outstretched before hammering a fist into the other's palm. "Purpose. Purpose is the difference between selfish and sinful suicide versus noble sacrifice. To end your own suffering, the challenges the lord planned to test and grow your soul is selfish. It is difficult to be forgiven. And yet, when it is for another's sake, nay many other's whom you do not personally know, then it might be just. It is these thought that have revealed the truth, we must sacrifice ourselves so our grandchildren may live. It is with a heavy heart and a lightened soul that I share such morbid answers. It is our duty to preserve what must be saved, the innocence of tomorrow."
The speech went on for nearly an hour as he gave an increasingly nuanced description of his doctrinal interpretation and who specifically he meant. President Stone didn't have time for it, but the conference resumed entirely different, "Our birth rates are back in-line with pre-message levels." said Dr. Patricia, director of the NIH.
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No-Trick2389 OP t1_j2x29bc wrote
Expert-Pomegranate-8 t1_j2x2663 wrote
Reply to comment by No-Trick2389 in [WP] you were Kidnapped by a cult and sacrificed to their god, everything is going according to plan when the god enters your body, the only problem is, your will is so weak and your so lazy that the god can’t control you by No-Trick2389
They have sacrificed many people till now whenever ruin advises them in a dream.
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Reply to [WP] Humanity has finally reached a population of 10B. What should have only been mildly interesting became top news when the clouds world round said, "Data limit reached, please upgrade membership to continue growing your civilization." The population has been unable to grow since. by AurumArgenteus
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