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Fritcher36 t1_j4vd2y1 wrote

Reply to comment by Murlock_Holmes in [WP] The Greek, Norse, and Egyptian pantheons of gods attend a conference on Mount Olympus, trying to discern whether or not Christianity's god is evil or truly good as it claims. The talks were going poorly until an Archangel came to visit them. by Tigerstorm6

Love the twist you got on this one - Christian god may be all bad etc. but he is still powerful enough not to be challenged by some feeble remnants of old.

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MathetesKhole t1_j4v9jsw wrote

Reply to comment by woodrobin in [WP] The Greek, Norse, and Egyptian pantheons of gods attend a conference on Mount Olympus, trying to discern whether or not Christianity's god is evil or truly good as it claims. The talks were going poorly until an Archangel came to visit them. by Tigerstorm6

Thank you for your critique. I was not satisfied with the ending, either. If I were to extend it, I would have the gods mention acts of kindness from El, God of Israel to their peoples

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Specific_Tank715 t1_j4v6xxz wrote

Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] You are an apprentice of one of the greatest and undefeatable almighty wizard. For years, your master had never utter a word of who his past mentor until this moment. He finally revealed his mentor who taught him such magic....his old mentor was an old but sassy little owl wearing a tiny hat. by RavenousOwlhead

I feel like the owl is a reference, but I have no clue as to where.

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ShikakuZetsumei t1_j4v5z1k wrote

Reply to comment by 1GreenDude in [WP] You are The Chosen One™. You have to follow your Destiny™ in order to defeat the Evil Emperor™ and Save the Princess™ and go down as the Hero of the Realm™, yada yada. This is your sixth reincarnation in this goddamn role and this time you're going to do something else, story be damned. by TrollerPilotXV

Haha thanks. I'm glad it turned out alright since I kinda sped through it while waiting for a friend :P

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Straight_Mousse7705 t1_j4v451b wrote

Reply to [WP] You are The Chosen One™. You have to follow your Destiny™ in order to defeat the Evil Emperor™ and Save the Princess™ and go down as the Hero of the Realm™, yada yada. This is your sixth reincarnation in this goddamn role and this time you're going to do something else, story be damned. by TrollerPilotXV

Vlad popped a cigarette in his mouth. At least this world had them, the last two worlds hadn’t.

“So…you want me to save you guys from the demon king?” He asked.

“Devil king…” the villager said.

“Devil king, demon king, lord of fire, lord of damnation, the dark one, bringer of sorrow, I don’t give a shit anymore.”

“But sir…you’re the only one str-“

“I’m retired. This is the 6th goddamned time I’ve died and been to some stupid world with some stupidly named villain that only I can kill because I got some stupid video game power based on [insert copyright free title here]. I’m sick of this shit, I’m going to go pillage for awhile.”

“P-pillage?” The villager asked, beginning to tremble.

Vlad smirked. “Yeah, pillage. I have the Sword of Heroes, the Shield of Kings, the Ring of [Word other than power, but is definitely the ring of power], the Jock Strap of Biggus Dickus, The Chicago Jordan Air Ones that Michael Jordan wore, and this cool eyepatch. I’m taking over your stupid world, so good luck, buddy. I’d go take your family and get as far from here as possible, cause I’m burning this place as soon as I get back from the beach.”

The villager turned and ran. Vlad, on the other hand, spent a relaxing week at the beach, where the devil king showed up to attack him, but was cut down in a single swipe. Vlad, on other hand, died of a heart attack and was reincarnated into a seventh world, and then an eighth. Every single time that he set out to pillage the worlds, he accidentally saved them and then died. Eventually, he had saved every world and had the chance to meet the one responsible for all his resurrections.

Decked head to toe in legendary drip from all his resurrections and looking suspiciously like a pimp, along with a caravan that permanently followed him around to carry around the stuff he couldn’t fit on, he spoke up.

“Who are you?” He asked.

“I am Doiahbrhcuushjqkodjhhrgwh, but you may call me Jud,” the figure responded.

“Okay, Jud…but I meant…what do you do?”

“I am in charge of resurrections and world saving, Vlad. You have brought universal peace and I wanted to thank you.”

Vlad blinked, “Oh, uh…you’re welcome?”

“There isn’t anywhere to resurrect you to, anymore, I’m afraid. We’re shutting down business, but I wanted to give you any item you wanted and send you to any world you wanted. The universe owes you.”

“To be honest, Jud, I’m kinda tired. I think I’d like to just go to sleep. I’m ready to accept my death. I’ve seen and done everything. Can you let me have that?”

Jud smiled, emanating warmth. “Yeah, Vlad. I think you earned it. Do you have any affairs to set in order?”

Vlad shook his head. “I’m ready now.”

And everything went black for a moment.

A voice rang out in the darkness: “Congratulations, you’ve unlocked the necklace of zombie! With it, you’re brought back from the dead. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to the kill the demonic devil king of shadows, darkness, and eternal hellfire!”

Vlad opened his eyes and swore, “Jud, you son of a bitch!”

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roseifyoudidntknow t1_j4v21gx wrote

Reply to comment by Murlock_Holmes in [WP] The Greek, Norse, and Egyptian pantheons of gods attend a conference on Mount Olympus, trying to discern whether or not Christianity's god is evil or truly good as it claims. The talks were going poorly until an Archangel came to visit them. by Tigerstorm6

Her Roman counterpart is a maiden. I didn't now either for a long time.

in PJTLT she only likes intellectually gifted partners

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TentacleJihadHentai t1_j4uwv7e wrote

Reply to comment by [deleted] in [WP] The Greek, Norse, and Egyptian pantheons of gods attend a conference on Mount Olympus, trying to discern whether or not Christianity's god is evil or truly good as it claims. The talks were going poorly until an Archangel came to visit them. by Tigerstorm6

These are separate gods, Izanagi husband and Izanami wife.

One died and stays in Yomi. A Shintoism afterlife-esque place.

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Tigerstorm6 OP t1_j4uwgc2 wrote

Reply to comment by -Brittnie- in [WP] The Greek, Norse, and Egyptian pantheons of gods attend a conference on Mount Olympus, trying to discern whether or not Christianity's god is evil or truly good as it claims. The talks were going poorly until an Archangel came to visit them. by Tigerstorm6

It was inspired by it, but I was curious to see what kind of scenarios other people could write up with it. And by the looks of it, a lot of people knocked it our of the ballpark

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TentacleJihadHentai t1_j4uv83u wrote

Reply to comment by TentacleJihadHentai in [WP] The Greek, Norse, and Egyptian pantheons of gods attend a conference on Mount Olympus, trying to discern whether or not Christianity's god is evil or truly good as it claims. The talks were going poorly until an Archangel came to visit them. by Tigerstorm6

(Non-canon) Addition:

So Izanagi, tell us. How come you and Izanami seems to get along so well? Zeus inquired.

Indeed. Do tell. Odin added.

I mean. The worst I ever did to her...was leave her alone to calm down after our fight near Yomi. Its not like I go around impregnating mortals at random. Besides, what is there for her to hate me over? I am faithful, raised my kids with love, and do not randomly sire demi- Zeus?

Odin sniggered.

...It is nothing my friend. Zeus replied.

Odin's smugness permeated the whole Realm

Animalistic skirt chaser

Odin my friend... were Thor and Baldr not born from different women, within a year of each other?

And then there was silence.

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woodrobin t1_j4utcsg wrote

Reply to comment by MathetesKhole in [WP] The Greek, Norse, and Egyptian pantheons of gods attend a conference on Mount Olympus, trying to discern whether or not Christianity's god is evil or truly good as it claims. The talks were going poorly until an Archangel came to visit them. by Tigerstorm6

Reads well, but suffers from unjustified supremacism. Ridiculously out-of-character for Gods of other pantheons to suddenly sing hosanna, and then it seems to cut off with no resolution or conclusion.

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