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Fallacy_Spotted t1_jbzpl1h wrote
Reply to comment by TeddyR3X in [WP] Intergalactic Security stops a human outside the warp gate, attempting to arrest them for smuggling a container of dangerous caustic liquid. The embarrassed, exhausted human with lightyears of jetlag struggles to explain to the increasingly terrified officers what a "stomach" is. by SnippyTheDeliveryFox
Bleach and ammonia make chlorine gas. Mustard gas is different but the point still stands. Chlorine gas is nasty too.
Aozora404 t1_jbzpj95 wrote
Reply to comment by PM_ME_SMALL__TIDDIES in [WP] Intergalactic Security stops a human outside the warp gate, attempting to arrest them for smuggling a container of dangerous caustic liquid. The embarrassed, exhausted human with lightyears of jetlag struggles to explain to the increasingly terrified officers what a "stomach" is. by SnippyTheDeliveryFox
Counterpoint, you don’t say miles of jet lag
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Reply to [WP] Nobody ever gave much thought to the abandoned house at the end of the road, until your friend goes there alone one night because of a dare. Just before morning arrives, you awaken to loud knocking on your door. A vampire in a party hat is carrying your friend's unconscious body in her arms. by SeriSeashell
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ExcessiveGravitas t1_jbzav9w wrote
Reply to comment by sadnesslaughs in [WP] Intergalactic Security stops a human outside the warp gate, attempting to arrest them for smuggling a container of dangerous caustic liquid. The embarrassed, exhausted human with lightyears of jetlag struggles to explain to the increasingly terrified officers what a "stomach" is. by SnippyTheDeliveryFox
NOT A CHIMP.
Had me rolling.
[deleted] t1_jbz5biw wrote
Reply to [WP] Intergalactic Security stops a human outside the warp gate, attempting to arrest them for smuggling a container of dangerous caustic liquid. The embarrassed, exhausted human with lightyears of jetlag struggles to explain to the increasingly terrified officers what a "stomach" is. by SnippyTheDeliveryFox
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Grantley34 t1_jbz4g1s wrote
Reply to comment by versenwald3 in [WP] Intergalactic Security stops a human outside the warp gate, attempting to arrest them for smuggling a container of dangerous caustic liquid. The embarrassed, exhausted human with lightyears of jetlag struggles to explain to the increasingly terrified officers what a "stomach" is. by SnippyTheDeliveryFox
I was waiting for him to puke out of anxiety and cause a galactic crisis
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Reply to [WP]Jesus can turn wine into water. It doesn’t seem that impressive when other people have started to get powers, but everyone forgets humans are 60% water. by Fast_Ear_4616
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TeddyR3X t1_jbyxkg0 wrote
Reply to comment by treesleavedents in [WP] Intergalactic Security stops a human outside the warp gate, attempting to arrest them for smuggling a container of dangerous caustic liquid. The embarrassed, exhausted human with lightyears of jetlag struggles to explain to the increasingly terrified officers what a "stomach" is. by SnippyTheDeliveryFox
I mean yeah, human household cleaners can be combined to make mustard chlorine gas
princessbubbbles t1_jbywy9l wrote
Reply to comment by sadnesslaughs in [WP] Intergalactic Security stops a human outside the warp gate, attempting to arrest them for smuggling a container of dangerous caustic liquid. The embarrassed, exhausted human with lightyears of jetlag struggles to explain to the increasingly terrified officers what a "stomach" is. by SnippyTheDeliveryFox
This is amazing, thank you.
MrRedoot55 t1_jbyuwhk wrote
Reply to comment by sadnesslaughs in [WP] Intergalactic Security stops a human outside the warp gate, attempting to arrest them for smuggling a container of dangerous caustic liquid. The embarrassed, exhausted human with lightyears of jetlag struggles to explain to the increasingly terrified officers what a "stomach" is. by SnippyTheDeliveryFox
Cool.
StructuralEngineer16 t1_jbysyv9 wrote
Reply to comment by Time_Significance in [WP] Intergalactic Security stops a human outside the warp gate, attempting to arrest them for smuggling a container of dangerous caustic liquid. The embarrassed, exhausted human with lightyears of jetlag struggles to explain to the increasingly terrified officers what a "stomach" is. by SnippyTheDeliveryFox
This is excellent, a combination of a misunderstanding of biology and not following basic rules for your species. Well written
StructuralEngineer16 t1_jbysci0 wrote
Reply to comment by Ataraxidermist in [WP] Intergalactic Security stops a human outside the warp gate, attempting to arrest them for smuggling a container of dangerous caustic liquid. The embarrassed, exhausted human with lightyears of jetlag struggles to explain to the increasingly terrified officers what a "stomach" is. by SnippyTheDeliveryFox
I'm scared, this is exceedingly disturbing. Well done
hellfiredarkness t1_jbypast wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] Intergalactic Security stops a human outside the warp gate, attempting to arrest them for smuggling a container of dangerous caustic liquid. The embarrassed, exhausted human with lightyears of jetlag struggles to explain to the increasingly terrified officers what a "stomach" is. by SnippyTheDeliveryFox
"can you please not remove my stomach....? I kinda need that..."
SnippyTheDeliveryFox OP t1_jbynrg8 wrote
Reply to comment by BearCavalryCorpral in [WP] Intergalactic Security stops a human outside the warp gate, attempting to arrest them for smuggling a container of dangerous caustic liquid. The embarrassed, exhausted human with lightyears of jetlag struggles to explain to the increasingly terrified officers what a "stomach" is. by SnippyTheDeliveryFox
What do you think prompted me to make this post lmao
treesleavedents t1_jbynht6 wrote
Reply to comment by razzec_phone in [WP] Intergalactic Security stops a human outside the warp gate, attempting to arrest them for smuggling a container of dangerous caustic liquid. The embarrassed, exhausted human with lightyears of jetlag struggles to explain to the increasingly terrified officers what a "stomach" is. by SnippyTheDeliveryFox
Cue human household cleaners being seen as bioweapons lol
SnippyTheDeliveryFox OP t1_jbynb51 wrote
Reply to comment by Ataraxidermist in [WP] Intergalactic Security stops a human outside the warp gate, attempting to arrest them for smuggling a container of dangerous caustic liquid. The embarrassed, exhausted human with lightyears of jetlag struggles to explain to the increasingly terrified officers what a "stomach" is. by SnippyTheDeliveryFox
So much different from what I was imagining but I love it. I love the idea that the aliens weren't a threat, things were going rather well in fact, but it's human nature to be paranoid of the what if and develop ghastly countermeasures just in case. They were right to be afraid I suppose.
MagicTech547 t1_jbyhz4o wrote
Reply to comment by sadnesslaughs in [WP] Intergalactic Security stops a human outside the warp gate, attempting to arrest them for smuggling a container of dangerous caustic liquid. The embarrassed, exhausted human with lightyears of jetlag struggles to explain to the increasingly terrified officers what a "stomach" is. by SnippyTheDeliveryFox
Nice!
MagicTech547 t1_jbyh5te wrote
Reply to comment by versenwald3 in [WP] Intergalactic Security stops a human outside the warp gate, attempting to arrest them for smuggling a container of dangerous caustic liquid. The embarrassed, exhausted human with lightyears of jetlag struggles to explain to the increasingly terrified officers what a "stomach" is. by SnippyTheDeliveryFox
Nice one!
as_a_fake t1_jbyfhqt wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] Intergalactic Security stops a human outside the warp gate, attempting to arrest them for smuggling a container of dangerous caustic liquid. The embarrassed, exhausted human with lightyears of jetlag struggles to explain to the increasingly terrified officers what a "stomach" is. by SnippyTheDeliveryFox
Technical correction that doesn't detract from the prompt:
Caustic = basic substance (PH>7)
Stomach acid is acidic (PH<7)
BearCavalryCorpral t1_jbybqvt wrote
Reply to comment by versenwald3 in [WP] Intergalactic Security stops a human outside the warp gate, attempting to arrest them for smuggling a container of dangerous caustic liquid. The embarrassed, exhausted human with lightyears of jetlag struggles to explain to the increasingly terrified officers what a "stomach" is. by SnippyTheDeliveryFox
>The acid never leaves that pouch
Tell that to my reflux
TraditionalPickle146 t1_jby9mke wrote
Reply to [WP] Nobody ever gave much thought to the abandoned house at the end of the road, until your friend goes there alone one night because of a dare. Just before morning arrives, you awaken to loud knocking on your door. A vampire in a party hat is carrying your friend's unconscious body in her arms. by SeriSeashell
“Who are you,” I said, still trying to adjust to being awake. “Just let me in, I’ve got a guy with me, name’s John, does that ring a bell?” John? Could it be John Livingston? My best friend that I’ve known since elementary school. “John? Are you out there?” “He’s asleep, passed out drunk from last night, please just let us in, my arms are getting tired.” Maybe I wasn’t thinking clearly, I did just wake up. But for some reason I decided to open the door without another thought.
“Boy, this is some nice place you got here. Anyways where do you want me to put him?” “Uhh, just there on the couch I guess, I’m sorry, why do you have my friend John passed out drunk in your arms, and why did you bring him to me?”
As I waited on a response I took a moment to note a few things about this guy, he was tall, like extremely tall, probably 6,10 at least. I could tell because I myself am 6,4 and not many can tower over me like he did. Another thing I noticed was how skinny he was, almost like he hadn’t eaten in days. Other then that and his height, everything else seemed normal, black hair, white teeth, and overall looked pretty well put together. He was quite pale though.
“Well long story short, last night I had a few friends and family member over to celebrate my birthday. And we were having a good time, until we heard a loud pounding at the door. It was your friend John. As soon as we let him in, we could tell he had been frightened, he was pale and out of breath. When we finally calmed him down he told us that he went up to the old abandoned house down the road. He said he had been bored and wanted something fun and exciting to do, so why not go exploring. He then told us a long story about how there was a creepy old guy who had been living in the house, he got scared, ran to our house, blah blah blah. We got tired of listening to him and I didn’t want my special day to be ruined so we just kinda forced him to get drunk, and soon enough he forget the whole thing.”
“Ok, he did talk to me earlier this week about exploring the old abandoned house, but I didn’t think he was serious.”
“Apparently so, and before you ask, I knew to bring him here because while he was drunk he started talking about you. And where you lived and that he was gonna come see you.” This was all a lot to take in, as it had still only been less than an hour ago since I woke up, but I think I was finally starting to accept this. But before I thanked the man and ushered him out, I came to a sudden realization. John doesn’t drink, and it isn’t just some personal preference, he is ALLERGIC TO ALCOHOL! I immediately knew something was off about this guy. Knowing something was wrong, I knew I had to act fast.
“Hey would you mind going into my bedroom in the back and grabbing a clean set of clothes, so I can give them to John when he makes,” I said, hoping to buy some time.
Luckily, he agreed and left, as soon as he did I checked for a pulse. Sure enough, to my dismay, there wasn’t one.
John is dead.
I don’t know if it was the adrenaline or what but I didn’t tear up or feel sad, because I knew this wasn’t over.
Leaving John to go find that guy that brung him in, I noticed something g on john’s neck, a bite mark?
There were two indents into his neck, almost like those of a dogs long canines, or fangs.
Running into the bedroom to find the guy, I slipped. My heart had been practically pounding out of my chest and I couldn’t think straight. I tried to get up, but I was grabbed by that same guy who brung John to me. Forcing himself on me, I couldn’t move, he was so skinny, how could he be this strong??
Laying on the ground, helpless, I watched as he opened his mouth wide, revealing his massive fangs.
The feeling of his cold teeth on my neck made me sick. I couldn’t move. The sound of his teeth sliding into my veins was horrifying.
I must have passed out from the adrenaline, because I’ve now just woken up, still lying on the door here in my bedroom. Blood gushing out of neck, from the puncture his teeth left. I know I’m going to die. He’s nowhere to be seen, obviously left to escape the crime scene. I can’t muster up enough energy to grab my phone to call 911. I can’t do anything.
PM_ME_SMALL__TIDDIES t1_jby88hu wrote
Reply to comment by dschoni in [WP] Intergalactic Security stops a human outside the warp gate, attempting to arrest them for smuggling a container of dangerous caustic liquid. The embarrassed, exhausted human with lightyears of jetlag struggles to explain to the increasingly terrified officers what a "stomach" is. by SnippyTheDeliveryFox
And thats exactly the point of jetlag.
If you are in the US your body is used to sun raising at x and setting at y.
Then you go to somwhere in asia, and it becomes x-8 and y-8. And you get confused.
The guys body would be used to earth conditions, and now is somewhere way further and disoriented.
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Reply to [CW] Write a story where the last word of every sentence must be the first word of the next sentence. by JDT1706
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