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allagrl t1_ixieov0 wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] Out of the blue, your spouse asked you if you would still love them if they turned into a worm. Thinking it was a little odd, you said that yes, of course you would. It was a short time later when you realized that they actually meant “wyrm.” by Maximum_Pootis
I see we watched the same video
SpitFire92 t1_ixidlp1 wrote
Reply to comment by NeVMiku in [WP] The ritual calls for 100 sacrifices, but after reading it carefully you realize that it never specified they had to be human. Deciding to be the smartass that you are, you got a petri dish full of bacteria and sacrificed them instead. by Prompt_Dude
My exact tought.
You could put a spin on it by saying that you consciously sacrifice the thousands+ beings in the petri dish while, when sacrificing humans, you would only consciously sacrifice the 100 humans, not the bacteria etc. But that would be debatable, I guess.
hulkchloron99 t1_ixid0pk wrote
I am but one of numerous girls who look exactly like her.
Ryan_Alving t1_ixicp0t wrote
Reply to comment by runswithdolls in [WP] The ritual calls for 100 sacrifices, but after reading it carefully you realize that it never specified they had to be human. Deciding to be the smartass that you are, you got a petri dish full of bacteria and sacrificed them instead. by Prompt_Dude
Fire purifies, and momma didn't raise herself no dirty boy (OG firebat)
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exhausted_chemist t1_ixibp2n wrote
Reply to comment by grudthak in [WP] The ritual calls for 100 sacrifices, but after reading it carefully you realize that it never specified they had to be human. Deciding to be the smartass that you are, you got a petri dish full of bacteria and sacrificed them instead. by Prompt_Dude
I like the slight reversal of the prompt, very nice
Strange_guy_9546 t1_ixibjl1 wrote
exhausted_chemist t1_ixibhun wrote
Reply to comment by runswithdolls in [WP] The ritual calls for 100 sacrifices, but after reading it carefully you realize that it never specified they had to be human. Deciding to be the smartass that you are, you got a petri dish full of bacteria and sacrificed them instead. by Prompt_Dude
I believe you just had your daily rant about the unclean high minister, but back to the topic of firewood stores for the winter...
sin-and-love t1_ixias23 wrote
Reply to comment by grudthak in [WP] The ritual calls for 100 sacrifices, but after reading it carefully you realize that it never specified they had to be human. Deciding to be the smartass that you are, you got a petri dish full of bacteria and sacrificed them instead. by Prompt_Dude
When the DM rules lawyer's back at you.
sin-and-love t1_ixi9wcm wrote
Reply to comment by DiscordAccordion in [WP] The ritual calls for 100 sacrifices, but after reading it carefully you realize that it never specified they had to be human. Deciding to be the smartass that you are, you got a petri dish full of bacteria and sacrificed them instead. by Prompt_Dude
It reads like it was only as you got to the end that you remembered what the actual prompt was.
TOHSNBN t1_ixi9uo8 wrote
Reply to comment by ktripler in [WP] The ritual calls for 100 sacrifices, but after reading it carefully you realize that it never specified they had to be human. Deciding to be the smartass that you are, you got a petri dish full of bacteria and sacrificed them instead. by Prompt_Dude
I think 40K is at the top of my list of things i am utterly fascinated by, but not really interested in.
Like, i would never play it or spend a single cent on.
But man, 40K is wicked cool to read and learn about. Also, it looks so damn cool. The whole lore is just awesome.
In my next life i want to be an adeptus mechanicus and just replace my entire body with the cold, hard embrace of the machine. And i am not even joking ☺️😂
runswithdolls t1_ixi98w7 wrote
Reply to comment by Lovat69 in [WP] The ritual calls for 100 sacrifices, but after reading it carefully you realize that it never specified they had to be human. Deciding to be the smartass that you are, you got a petri dish full of bacteria and sacrificed them instead. by Prompt_Dude
Yes, the cleansing power of fire. Purge the land of the unclean ones!
Wait what were we talking about
Somedudethatisbored t1_ixi9644 wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] Out of the blue, your spouse asked you if you would still love them if they turned into a worm. Thinking it was a little odd, you said that yes, of course you would. It was a short time later when you realized that they actually meant “wyrm.” by Maximum_Pootis
I was getting God Emperor of Dune vibes.
Lovat69 t1_ixi93py wrote
Reply to comment by runswithdolls in [WP] The ritual calls for 100 sacrifices, but after reading it carefully you realize that it never specified they had to be human. Deciding to be the smartass that you are, you got a petri dish full of bacteria and sacrificed them instead. by Prompt_Dude
Destructive? She was trying to light a few candles. That's not destructive. She just vastly underestimated the power provided.
[deleted] t1_ixi8ism wrote
Reply to comment by overcomposer in [WP] Overnight, everyone in the world has swapped bodies and you wake up as a different person in a different country by Possible-Law9651
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ktripler t1_ixi8h6g wrote
Reply to comment by TOHSNBN in [WP] The ritual calls for 100 sacrifices, but after reading it carefully you realize that it never specified they had to be human. Deciding to be the smartass that you are, you got a petri dish full of bacteria and sacrificed them instead. by Prompt_Dude
That's a good point!
escher4096 t1_ixi8376 wrote
Reply to comment by Yayman123 in [WP] The ritual calls for 100 sacrifices, but after reading it carefully you realize that it never specified they had to be human. Deciding to be the smartass that you are, you got a petri dish full of bacteria and sacrificed them instead. by Prompt_Dude
Yeah, it was written as one post but hit the character limit of a comment and had to split it into 2 parts.
MsPaganPoetry t1_ixi7x7m wrote
Reply to comment by jpeezey in [WP] Out of the blue, your spouse asked you if you would still love them if they turned into a worm. Thinking it was a little odd, you said that yes, of course you would. It was a short time later when you realized that they actually meant “wyrm.” by Maximum_Pootis
That’s really funny and cute. I love it!
Yayman123 t1_ixi7lmt wrote
Reply to comment by escher4096 in [WP] The ritual calls for 100 sacrifices, but after reading it carefully you realize that it never specified they had to be human. Deciding to be the smartass that you are, you got a petri dish full of bacteria and sacrificed them instead. by Prompt_Dude
That second one has 5a parts actually ;)
thisismego t1_ixi7620 wrote
Reply to comment by Jrmundgandr in [WP] The ritual calls for 100 sacrifices, but after reading it carefully you realize that it never specified they had to be human. Deciding to be the smartass that you are, you got a petri dish full of bacteria and sacrificed them instead. by Prompt_Dude
Probably the Doctor
Twotailedpikachu t1_ixi4uzj wrote
“Hey hey, snap out of it and wake up already!”
jpeezey t1_ixi4tx3 wrote
Reply to comment by Rupertfroggington in [WP] Out of the blue, your spouse asked you if you would still love them if they turned into a worm. Thinking it was a little odd, you said that yes, of course you would. It was a short time later when you realized that they actually meant “wyrm.” by Maximum_Pootis
Thanks! I tried to tow the line between cheesy-cringey and wholesome-romantic. It was fun to write, so I'm glad you enjoyed it too!
catfishanger t1_ixi481y wrote
Reply to comment by escher4096 in [WP] The ritual calls for 100 sacrifices, but after reading it carefully you realize that it never specified they had to be human. Deciding to be the smartass that you are, you got a petri dish full of bacteria and sacrificed them instead. by Prompt_Dude
Thank you for the wonderful narrative good sir!
-FourOhFour- t1_ixih0h6 wrote
Reply to comment by sin-and-love in [WP] The ritual calls for 100 sacrifices, but after reading it carefully you realize that it never specified they had to be human. Deciding to be the smartass that you are, you got a petri dish full of bacteria and sacrificed them instead. by Prompt_Dude
I recall the theory was that he was able to notice "small" amoeba like creatures in water (not sure the correct term is for these large enough you can see with your eye but obviously not a bug or small fish) and concluded that there are smaller ones that can't be seen. How he came about that those caused infections was probably the tried and true method of let me try this on a guy and see what happens.