yetshi t1_ixjkato wrote on November 23, 2022 at 10:34 PM

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Oh man that's fucked up.

OMGYouDidWhat t1_ixjjvw8 wrote on November 23, 2022 at 10:31 PM

Reply to comment by IamN8Wright in [WP] "Alright, you little assholes. Settle down. I'm Mr. Constantine. I've been asked to teach you kids how to defend against dark magic. I'm gonna teach you more than that. I am going to teach you how to *royally* !@#$ someone up." by reallygoodbee

Nice. You don't even know who John Constantine is and yet you nailed him!

I'd strongly encourage you to read the John Constantine comics written by Garth Ennis for the DC "Adult oriented" line called Vertigo.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Constantine

that_one_wierd_guy t1_ixjjcwf wrote on November 23, 2022 at 10:27 PM

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It was a dark and stormy night, which was odd since it's only two in the afternoon and the weather report said breezy and sunny.

kinnbinna t1_ixjj2w8 wrote on November 23, 2022 at 10:25 PM

Reply to comment by escher4096 in [WP] The ritual calls for 100 sacrifices, but after reading it carefully you realize that it never specified they had to be human. Deciding to be the smartass that you are, you got a petri dish full of bacteria and sacrificed them instead. by Prompt_Dude

I need the book now!

NoProblemsHere t1_ixjivth wrote on November 23, 2022 at 10:23 PM

Reply to comment by Defiant-Peace-493 in [WP] Out of the blue, your spouse asked you if you would still love them if they turned into a worm. Thinking it was a little odd, you said that yes, of course you would. It was a short time later when you realized that they actually meant “wyrm.” by Maximum_Pootis

Ooh, is he going to get a fancy mechanical suit and a ray gun as part of the whole world domination thing? Is he going to have to fight murderous space crows, evil cats, and gigantic ugly bug queens? Will there be cows?

HaikuBotStalksMe t1_ixjinvl wrote on November 23, 2022 at 10:22 PM

Reply to comment by eddmario in [WP] Out of the blue, your spouse asked you if you would still love them if they turned into a worm. Thinking it was a little odd, you said that yes, of course you would. It was a short time later when you realized that they actually meant “wyrm.” by Maximum_Pootis

*Wynne

runswithdolls t1_ixjinlb wrote on November 23, 2022 at 10:22 PM

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There I was, a doll in each hand, running down the hallway.

DontBother_YT t1_ixjij5p wrote on November 23, 2022 at 10:21 PM

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"You've suffered a terrible fate, haven't you?"

Youngstar181 t1_ixjicc9 wrote on November 23, 2022 at 10:19 PM

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"Life has no meaning, other than the meaning you make for it."

asey_69 t1_ixjhvpn wrote on November 23, 2022 at 10:16 PM

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Yesterday, I died, today, I am alive, and tomorrow...

[deleted] t1_ixjhkl3 wrote on November 23, 2022 at 10:14 PM

Reply to [WP] Out of the blue, your spouse asked you if you would still love them if they turned into a worm. Thinking it was a little odd, you said that yes, of course you would. It was a short time later when you realized that they actually meant “wyrm.” by Maximum_Pootis

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sling848 t1_ixjh95i wrote on November 23, 2022 at 10:11 PM

Reply to comment by escher4096 in [WP] The ritual calls for 100 sacrifices, but after reading it carefully you realize that it never specified they had to be human. Deciding to be the smartass that you are, you got a petri dish full of bacteria and sacrificed them instead. by Prompt_Dude

Outstanding concept, love the word building here. Certainly something I’d think to bring into my next DnD game (it’s sadly as creative as I get).

ArguesWithFrogs t1_ixjghs0 wrote on November 23, 2022 at 10:06 PM

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"The building was on fire & it wasn't my fault."

flying-lizard05 t1_ixjfzf4 wrote on November 23, 2022 at 10:02 PM

Reply to comment by YourAverageNutcase in [WP] The ritual calls for 100 sacrifices, but after reading it carefully you realize that it never specified they had to be human. Deciding to be the smartass that you are, you got a petri dish full of bacteria and sacrificed them instead. by Prompt_Dude

😭😭😭😭😭😭 I don’t have favorite companions, but he was my favorite companion 💜

Herr_Underdogg t1_ixjfqim wrote on November 23, 2022 at 10:00 PM

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As a lifelong postal carrier little remained that bothered him anymore, but that little girl was just creepy...

that_one_author t1_ixjflf3 wrote on November 23, 2022 at 9:59 PM

Reply to comment by Crystal1501 in [WP] Your children have been born, and their throne awaits. But a seer warns of a deadly fate. You must give up your children, and separate. Bide your time, lie and wait. by Ten-Winged-Phoenix

Right? I mean, the songs were hit or miss but man! The story was going so good.

taciaduhh t1_ixjfk4e wrote on November 23, 2022 at 9:59 PM

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Did that corpse just wink at me?

SantiJamesF t1_ixjf342 wrote on November 23, 2022 at 9:56 PM

Reply to comment by Dr_Euler in [WP] The ritual calls for 100 sacrifices, but after reading it carefully you realize that it never specified they had to be human. Deciding to be the smartass that you are, you got a petri dish full of bacteria and sacrificed them instead. by Prompt_Dude

My theory is because of magic, scientists of then times could turn their eyes into microscopes and because of this, they discovered bacteria, mold spores, viruses, etc giving them germ theory centuries before it was discovered in our time.