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My first kitten did this weird thing where he would lean back, stretching out his paws all the way and just drape himself backwards, either on my lap or in my arms. Totally exposed belly, which yes, actually, he DID want pet. He grew to be super huge too (around 25lbs!) so he would be SUPER imbalanced when doing it in my arms, but he still wouldn't stop doing it, even at risk of falling. He was just a stretchy boi in general since he would also drape himself over my shoulder. Loved that weirdo.

Nah, a helicopter ejection seat is much more useful

Hey, I have one of each of these at home! One will lay himself in my arms like a baby, the other is sharp and spicy and has to be heavily sedated for vet visits. His file is marked "Very naughty kitty. Handle with gloves."

I am glad I don’t live in proximity to the people who make this sign because I’d just bring home all the naughty cats and think “I can change them!”

Joker kitty

They’re both perfect

Spicy kitten.

Looks terrified

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I baby-carry trained both of my kittens. They both let me hold them like that and I give them chin and face scratches.

I actually have never heard that one so my brain went through the logical process of events thinking “where would it go wrong?”

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“Ah, right about there”

Whenever my gremlin gets the zoomies at an ungodly hour, holding her like a baby for a while is the only way to get her to settle down

I would LOVE to see an "animal of the week/month" subreddit. I know penguins have one but I want one for all animals. I love all of these.

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Pretty sure I’m going to smother porckchop with kisses if I’m given the chance.

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I never talk about my cat but she allows me to pick her up like a baby once a day when I come home for about 30 seconds. Then she’s off doing her own things. It makes my fucking day as a 27 year old man.

I hold one of mine like that, SOMETIMES...she was a rescue off a busy road when about 3 inches long. Probably feral. Anyway, she scratched and bit for months! Now she is somewhat tame. I pick her up to hug and kiss her and she gets mad. I tell her this is the price she has to pay for putting me thru hell raising this wildcat. I tell her I'll kiss her and hug her when I want. If she doesn't like, T O U G H!!!

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Go Gadget go!