He has your wallet and is threatening your homework.

Sweetie 🐶*

Wow😚

I believe so!

Yes!

I’m laughing right now, this is a foster fail. We know you’re keeping the cutie.

We are already slaves to his every whim, he can’t hypnotise us for much more lol

Hi Cutie❤️

sweetie😻

"Enhance"

FBI keyboard clacking

He is a 3legged dog on a desk

You fed the gremlin after midnight and now it acts like it owns the house

He's waiting to play video games, Hooman!!!!!

My first cat died at 10 to stomach worms. Cat #2 is still kicking at 14, as if she’s 5. Tons of energy, very very intelligent, and talks a lot. Still cherish every day she’s still around.

What's up? Has the cat got your tonge? No it's more complicated than that.

Imagine thinking of women so purely as sexual objects that the sight of another human being’s face provoked this response.

Oh cool! I didn’t know that, I just looked it up and you’re right—totally different pair. Thank you!

Yoooooo!!! Star player!

I was about to say I love reddit, but I don’t it’s a ditch like any other website, but u/qt_31415, sending you some love, well done that’s a great job!

The kitty is definitely the mama in charge there!

I'm sure someone could zoom in on your dog's ID tag to get your details

He has a face of a puma.

He acts like a cat?

You should post whatever you want and fuck these scared nob-jockeys. Angry, YouTube watching incels dictating what goes on a subreddit about things that make people go aww! This is the hill I choose to die on!

The lower 2/3 of your shelf! You gotta turn your head sideways to read the titles of your games. That's not cool at all.

Your black copy of Catan is not flush with the other two. It is driving my OCD up the wall. That is whats wrong with the picture.