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International-Ad4606 t1_jdxu81p wrote
_Asparagus_ OP t1_jdxtndw wrote
Reply to comment by catbirdbutt in To those who decided to plant Bradford Pears around the city by _Asparagus_
There's definitely a silver lining to my allergies soon blocking any and all functionality of my nasal passages
cuetical t1_jdxtl7o wrote
We had those... In prison
_Asparagus_ OP t1_jdxthl3 wrote
Reply to comment by dj_ghostcat in To those who decided to plant Bradford Pears around the city by _Asparagus_
If you like the smell here are some great job opportunities for you
Avocadofarmer32 t1_jdxt2zr wrote
I am cackling in my car 🤣 Maya Angelou has nothing on you.
jeanie_rea t1_jdxsz10 wrote
They are an invasive trash tree, and crowd out native trees too!
_Asparagus_ OP t1_jdxsmw6 wrote
Reply to comment by Thisteamisajoke in To those who decided to plant Bradford Pears around the city by _Asparagus_
The inverse ugly duckling
sassygirl101 t1_jdxsfab wrote
If I am not mistaken the Bradford pear tree is the official tree of MD 😂
_Asparagus_ OP t1_jdxs9k1 wrote
Reply to comment by PrettyFIacco in To those who decided to plant Bradford Pears around the city by _Asparagus_
Springtime is a-cummin
_Asparagus_ OP t1_jdxs7ee wrote
Reply to comment by EfficiencySuch6361 in To those who decided to plant Bradford Pears around the city by _Asparagus_
My upper lip may look like a Cinnabon but those various substances are always less than 24h old, never as fowl as a Bradford
DeliMcPickles t1_jdxrzj4 wrote
Reply to Hotels by Disastrous_Food_6973
The Lord Baltimore is not nice.
There's tons of hotels in Harbor East that should fit the bill.
NotARageComic t1_jdxrjsi wrote
Reply to Hotels by Disastrous_Food_6973
What are you looking to do and what’s your budget?
EfficiencySuch6361 t1_jdxrgdq wrote
Prolly ur upper lip, don’t blame the trees
instantcoffee69 t1_jdxrcin wrote
Reply to Mayor Scott says contractor can’t discharge treated waste from Ohio train crash in city wastewater system by Cody_in_Baltimore
I love Baltimore, but we should just be honest with everyone: Back River is in no shape to take this on. With on going operation issues, untreated discharge, explosions, the facility isn't doing great.
Back River barely functions with regular waste water, let's not stress the system. It simply can't handle it safely.
If the contractor didn't get prior authorization to discharge into Back River, that's a personal problem. See the Seinfeld episode with the muffin stumps.
hyperseamonkey OP t1_jdxr33s wrote
Reply to comment by ringsonmyfingers in Jury Duty Question by hyperseamonkey
Oh perfect!! I didn't realize they gave you a choice. Will do that tonight!
HumanGyroscope t1_jdxq9h4 wrote
It’s not much worse than asparagus piss.
NikkiRocker t1_jdxq7fx wrote
They are the worst! But they are quick growing, so many landscapers plant them.
PrettyFIacco t1_jdxq5xz wrote
The beautiful smell of the glorious cum-tree, harkener of the spring time in o little town of baltimore
dickpickdan t1_jdxq5dz wrote
Had them in our college quad. Every year the cum trees came.
ringsonmyfingers t1_jdxq2tg wrote
Reply to Jury Duty Question by hyperseamonkey
Literally just got mine and rescheduled online. They give you a list of possible dates to choose from. It was really easy. The dates they gave me were 15-20 days out from my original date.
urhot_sndn00dz t1_jdxq019 wrote
Reply to comment by dj_ghostcat in To those who decided to plant Bradford Pears around the city by _Asparagus_
Jizmine-y
dj_ghostcat t1_jdxp3xt wrote
I love the smell. It's kinda jasmine-y.
Thisteamisajoke t1_jdxojqa wrote
Reply to comment by Cody_in_Baltimore in Mayor Scott says contractor can’t discharge treated waste from Ohio train crash in city wastewater system by Cody_in_Baltimore
Good, make the rail company store it at their greedy CEO's house.
catbirdbutt t1_jdxohe6 wrote
What a great time to be a mouthbreathing doofus.
abslte23 t1_jdxuday wrote
Reply to To those who decided to plant Bradford Pears around the city by _Asparagus_
Sorry!! Mr. Bradford