Haven’t received my new summons in the mail yet. My original date was on a Thursday but the new date they gave me on the phone is a Tuesday so I’m not sure.

To be clear, no one currently working for Forestry has planted a Bradford pear. These trees were the industry darling in the ‘70s but haven’t been planted for several decades. Proof: I worked for Forestry for 14 years until last year.

They also are prone to splitting and have a tendency to fall on cars

Thank you for the support

They fucking reek

for anyone who has not seen it: "Prime minister, do you smell cum?"

I can't smell them either, apparently. Surely these can't all be Dogwoods blooming around me.

Am I the only one who can’t smell them? When someone points it out to me it just smells sorta musty like other pollen.

i'm sure if you keep posting this you can find some jizz donors here in hampden

Always wondered what Cumberry trees were actually called.

> My upper lip may look like a Cinnabon

ma lerd

Give this person a Pulitzer

I agree. The building was beautiful but it's falling apart and dangerous and no one will invest the money to try to make it usable. The time for saving it was before that numbnuts bought the building and demolished part of it without following through on the project, and then left it to rot for a decade.

There’s a pearl necklace joke in here somewhere

So is it a good time to find a place to squat in or???…?.?..

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Less than the 6 billion the federal government is paying for the Baltimore tunnel that’ll let trains go fast on the one mile stretch.

I’m a fan, but not enough of a fan to pay to watch their games on 📺. /S

“Asparagus” knows their body-fluid based odors

You’re not much of a fan if you’re unwilling to pay to see their games.

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Will I be paid to smell the specimens? Do I need a degree?

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The wood is quite nice for turning and making jewelry boxes.

Thank you!