Actually adderall makes me have the “need to poop” feeling more than usual!

Adderall have anything to do with that maybe?

You eat out a lot! Is there a correlation to your poop cycle maybe?

Colace is cheap and available over the counter, that might make you a bit more regular

You need some miralax, friend!

buddy.

you have got to start making food at home

haha yeah, my poop rate is about 38% for 2022 and 2021. it's actually been like that for a while 😅

Learn all about Genocide in Deuteronomy!

Wait. You don't poop everyday?

You didn't poop for a week straight! I think you gotta see a doctor. That shit ain't normal

That's why you gotta eat the whole thing in one sitting

Give this man an ignobel prize

How can I do this?

Source: collected data in google sheets

Tools: Google Sheets, R

If you want to see the previous year's: 2021

Not much judging how he spends his time

You know there's a word for the opposite of inflation.

Shrinkflation what the fuck is even that?

He does say it is a Saturday burrito so it may be a once a week thing which is less tiresome. My office has been getting the same doughnuts on Friday for years and I still look forward to them (but I am also not paying for them)

Yep. 100% this. Rice is cheap and one guy might be heavy handed with it.

But, why? Think of what you could achieve doing something else

I wonder - did he take his burrito home to weigh it every time? Or does he have a little portable scale he brings around to weigh his food?

Like, can OP tell us if a quarter-pounder is still a quarter-pounder or not?

The first one's always free too.

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I did something similar for around 3 years and it honestly didn't take long at all. It was a minute per day at most.

The real connection is that having a massive burrito on your 2nd ever trip to a place may trigger or encourage tracking of the weights of burritos. Op may have been intreagued by the varience in weights, perhaps hoping next time or one day they'll get a bigger burrito, only to chase that high or PR for the remainder of the experiment.

In fairness, nowhere in the thread currently does OP say that they ate these burritos, only that they obtained and weighed them.

I mean it’s a safe assumption, but I can’t confirm it.

Looks like the standard deviation is also notably smaller the last year. Maybe a systematic change like smaller tortillas or serving spoon?