This is absolute bullshit right? What data is this based on? Happyiness?

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I have a bunch of rows that each contain a product name, and then the number of items sold for each of the last 12 months. How can I highlight which months are above average for the row? In excel that kind of conditional formatting gets applied to the entire dataset but each row needs it's own average calculation. I could apply a fresh conditional format to each row, but with more than 1,000 rows it's a big pain in the backside!

Where are the dividends for investors? Is that under Employee Benefits or Financing Costs?

Well that was useless. I suppose we will need to find more things for retirees to do, but ticket takers? I'm sure also that the increase in athletes comes as a relief for those who want to become pro superstars. The chances to become rich and famous just became so much greater.

Can anyone help me think of a better way to visualize the info in the attached?

I need to show the rankings by country for the various types of renewable energy. The key point to convey is the countries and their rankings.

https://imgur.com/a/prl9mDj

Haven’t ya heard kid. Movie theaters as far as the eye can see. Just you watch! People will line up for miles to see the latest Elma Hepps picture!

It’s like you’re writing adventure poetry… Sign me up!

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"ushers and ticket readers", let me present to you "ticket reader columns" and "full height turnstiles"

My dream job is to work in a room with a light.

You stand outside a theatre or in the aisle of a sporting event, and turn people away if they don’t have a ticket, or take the ticket and rip it in half if they do. Occasionally help people find their seats.

Daaang, was hoping Candy Girl would be on the list.

Is this article a joke? Motion picture projectionists? And ushers?

I literally don't understand that job. What are you supposed to be doing as a ticket taker or an usher?

Thank you!

Time to quit your boring corporate job and become a ticket taker! It’s a booming field!

Next time you're watching a sport, know that you're watching two billionaire/millionaire company fight both aiming to gain your business. Your business for them is your attention, engagement, ad sales, tshirt sales, ticket sales, and your precious time which will not come back.

PS: Jeez I'm starting to sound like my parents when i was little.

Ah, starting change over time figures from weird baselines. Always so much fun.

American investors (the smart ones anyway) know better than to enter a league where there is free entry through relegation/promotion. That’s way too competitive/capitalist for their tastes. They want a well regulated monopoly.

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Sankey. Typically reading their Investor Relations Quarterly/Annual Reports (formal version is a 10K) showing what’s called an Income Statement

How is this kind of chart called? And where do I find more of it (like for other companies)?

What is this graph type called? I'd like to make one for myself.

Don’t forget about begging the government for handouts and then using it for stock buybacks. This is the American way.