Recent comments in /f/funny
winstondabee t1_j2eg7cb wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in We all know the answer but I've several questions by Violet_weeb
So as soon as sperm fertilizes the egg it becomes a full fledged human being? That's an interesting point of view.
MythofSecurity t1_j2eg0vk wrote
Reply to Can you make a banana in ascii art? by _Goje__
It’s really bad at ASCII art. A couple weeks ago I asked it to draw me a pony and it drew a rectangle. The best part is if you then say “now add a feature”
VeneMage t1_j2efyfy wrote
Reply to I am Groot … by ecwarrior
Someone please stick some googly eyes to the back of this man’s head!
__decode__ t1_j2efxak wrote
Bit saucy for me
penguinopusredux OP t1_j2efw3r wrote
Reply to comment by Ebo_72 in Old Lang sign by penguinopusredux
My work here is done.
Ironworker_zach t1_j2efum4 wrote
Reply to comment by MarJulAle in I am Groot … by ecwarrior
Fuck me. That's great. Stealing that.
These_Letter_9911 t1_j2efu2m wrote
Reply to comment by Catracan in The best Amazon review I've read this year. You've got to love a 500+lb load capacity! by CO420Tech
Oh no, oh no, oh no no no no no
Chroniklogic t1_j2efrye wrote
Who you blow’n today? unzips
ujoksimovic t1_j2efrr2 wrote
Reply to comment by socs0 in The best Amazon review I've read this year. You've got to love a 500+lb load capacity! by CO420Tech
dude, that was before. now she is down to 370lb and its like they are 16 again.
Ebo_72 t1_j2efr1j wrote
Reply to Old Lang sign by penguinopusredux
I hate you, that’s awesome. r/angryupvote
Ironworker_zach t1_j2efq8l wrote
Reply to I am Groot … by ecwarrior
The shit people do for their imaginary friends. At least he isn't flying a plane into a building...
leftyblack t1_j2efnxn wrote
Reply to Looking for some crazy, off the wall analogies your "not so with the times" grandparents might make. by Cth43
Must be dead from the neck up
Could bring a tear to a glass eye
You look finer than a new set of snow tires
brad2575 t1_j2efnky wrote
Reply to My daughter made these by danielji889
I wouldn't consider this funny at all I consider it cute and nice or heartwarming even.
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Ironworker_zach t1_j2efjk6 wrote
Reply to What do you want to order? by butterflywithbullets
That sounds really fuckin' good to be honest.
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ActualDepartment1212 t1_j2efa25 wrote
0/10
gadget850 t1_j2ef85e wrote
Reply to I am Groot … by ecwarrior
Sam Kinison has a great routine where Jesus returns and freaks out when sees crosses all over the place.
Real_Zookeepergame69 t1_j2ef6ub wrote
Meica makes the sausage
[deleted] t1_j2ef1r5 wrote
Reply to Old Lang sign by penguinopusredux
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yParticle t1_j2eeu95 wrote
Well, you shared a pic!
bigby2010 t1_j2eenr1 wrote
Reply to To those who haven't pooped in 2023 yet, why are you still holding on to last years shit? by [deleted]
Did you see that movie ‘Constipation?’
Hasn’t come out yet
SuspiciousStable9649 t1_j2eemw6 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in The best Amazon review I've read this year. You've got to love a 500+lb load capacity! by CO420Tech
Banging Bench if you want assisted cowgirl.
sebatakgomo t1_j2eg9q6 wrote
Reply to Just buying my casual glass of small wieners by Priamosish
Could be worse. You could be buying small loosers