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whatev6187 t1_j2epd1y wrote
Reply to comment by Andy_McBoatface in We all know the answer but I've several questions by Violet_weeb
If I recall the commercial correctly, his socks were too tight.
joan_wilder t1_j2epcwa wrote
Reply to Thanks, without the woman as comparison I wouldn't have know how high 183cm is by backhandmarco
I tell you what. If I know one thing about women, it’s that they’re 183cm tall
oRedDeadDano OP t1_j2epaod wrote
Reply to comment by ciumbia00 in Packing astronaut balloon! by oRedDeadDano
It's you!
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Reply to My mom sent me my middle school uniform for Christmas. I live in the US now. No one thought of telling her I can't wear this in public by peeping_ninja
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Rooster_Ties t1_j2ep85c wrote
dent_de_lion t1_j2ep7d1 wrote
Reply to This is an odd game by diamondsealtd
Played once and it was hilarious. But yeah…spit potential
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HirokiTakumi t1_j2ep27c wrote
Reply to comment by Dummy_Ren in We all know the answer but I've several questions by Violet_weeb
Sarcasm is hard...
ciumbia00 t1_j2ep0g7 wrote
Reply to Packing astronaut balloon! by oRedDeadDano
Hi!
HirokiTakumi t1_j2eoycq wrote
Reply to comment by ScrotalInterchange in We all know the answer but I've several questions by Violet_weeb
Bro, what are you talking about? We all know woman give birth, that's the satire of saying "it has to be one of the dudes!" THAT'S the joke. Which you in fact, missed. You didn't develop anything further, you just killed the sarcasm and inadvertently explained the joke, killing it as well... You good, brother?
geekworking t1_j2eotbn wrote
Reply to A real Boss record album by madogblue
I remember this scene from high school.
Blonde girl looking right past the trumpet dork to shoot her friend the unmistakable look of "you better not fucking disappear with mr sweater and leave my with this douche bag".
Short hair girl eye fucking Mr sweater as a way to tell blonde girl that she is going to have to take one for the team.
NamelessAndFamous t1_j2eoqd1 wrote
Reply to Fish head incense stick holder by kragrogg
I could smell this photo from 10 posts above
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Reply to I am Groot … by ecwarrior
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benhaube t1_j2eojal wrote
Reply to Packing astronaut balloon! by oRedDeadDano
Damn! Put that thing inside me.
DjRavix t1_j2eod56 wrote
Asked my GF if she wanted to do the honor.
At least than I have a good beginning of the year 😜
new-Aurora t1_j2eo97y wrote
Reply to Custom spelling too by I_dont_know_you_pick
Are you "Desing" them?
Fred2620 t1_j2eo3zh wrote
Reply to comment by SatanicNotMessianic in Thanks, without the woman as comparison I wouldn't have know how high 183cm is by backhandmarco
And even then, they'll use it wrong. If the point is to have a point of comparison, then they would say 5'5" rather than 65". Nobody tells their height in just inches, so now I have to do actual math to figure it out
vacattack t1_j2eo2mp wrote
Reply to This is an odd game by diamondsealtd
Played this once and the plastic hurt the shit outta my mouth lmao
3vi1 t1_j2eo0ha wrote
Reply to comment by VPmikesfly in Packing astronaut balloon! by oRedDeadDano
Houston, we have a problem... a sexy problem.
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DadsRGR8 t1_j2enqos wrote
Reply to comment by SiteTall in Just buying my casual glass of small wieners by Priamosish
Gigantic? They're average at best. /s
Any-Variation4081 t1_j2enl5k wrote
Reply to comment by oRedDeadDano in Packing astronaut balloon! by oRedDeadDano
No man. It's hilarious. Everyday items that slightly or greatly resemble a penis. You should check it out
Richard_Snatch t1_j2enil9 wrote
Reply to Packing astronaut balloon! by oRedDeadDano
Least they left room for his giant shlong in the suit.
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Reply to Not sure if this poor guy can get a refund by annehuda
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