That is just Larry the peeper, nothing to worry about.

It's always the stupidest people that are the most confident.

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This is what I am looking for

Is that Karl’s?

Anyone who makes a purchase will ragert their decision.

I've already sent this to a bunch of non-redditers.

It's likely not

no sloppy seconds for you, be the first in there champ

Looks like a pretty neat jacket.

Centurion: "Soldier, you beheaded the prisoner and then nailed his head off-center to a crucifix? Jesus Christ, you're an idiot."

Auld Lang Syne, a song traditionally sung on New Year's Eve reminding us to meet with friends.

Where can I get these? I'd like to know what a small one is like.

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Mathmatical. I’m sure he wasn’t a skinny twig either.

January is the naughtiest month of the year since nobody has to play nice again until Thanksgiving-ish.

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C U M

Tell me you drunkenly beat your wife and kids without telling me you drunkenly beat your wife and kids

Ass, gas, or grass

It's a short-term position because you know when it's ending and that you won't be staying there long term. When you apply for the position it is advertised as being a parental leave. You know how long it will be.

I'm not going to continue to debate this with you because your comments have been sexist from moment one. The rest of the world knows that proper parental leave is necessary We also know that it takes more than 12 weeks for a person to recover from giving birth and that there's absolutely nothing wrong with the non-birthing parent taking leave also. In fact, it should be encouraged.

I'm done.

It was the men's room haha

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I am Plank

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