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derpyDuodenum t1_j2evjfe wrote
Reply to comment by schannoman in Should I file for harassment? My work truck keeps sexting me. by schannoman
Well...now you're just making way too much sense!!!
hamster-cow t1_j2evipd wrote
Reply to Looking for some crazy, off the wall analogies your "not so with the times" grandparents might make. by Cth43
-He couldn’t fight his way out of a wet paper bag. (Alternately, he couldn’t piss his way out of a paper bag. ) -About as useful as tap shoes on a mule. -Couldn’t pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel. -About as helpful as a screen door in a snowstorm.
Iamlordbutter t1_j2evifi wrote
Reply to comment by st4n13l in Should I file for harassment? My work truck keeps sexting me. by schannoman
You just described 80% of trucks.
d4ng3r0u5 t1_j2evex0 wrote
Did you just assume their gender? TRIGGERED
CerealKiller3030 t1_j2evd9y wrote
Reply to comment by Burnsy2023 in We all know the answer but I've several questions by Violet_weeb
It's gotta be true, I saw it on the internet in the comment you just replied to
schannoman OP t1_j2ev3o8 wrote
Reply to comment by derpyDuodenum in Should I file for harassment? My work truck keeps sexting me. by schannoman
Well if I'm reading the dash correctly the truck is the thing wanting to be plowed
haxic t1_j2eutwe wrote
Anything is possible these days
schannoman OP t1_j2eukrq wrote
Reply to comment by cavesquatch in Should I file for harassment? My work truck keeps sexting me. by schannoman
It's winter. You just need to drain the filter a bit because of condensation.
That's why there are sensors and a warning light.
LeadDontFollow t1_j2euhof wrote
Reply to This is an odd game by diamondsealtd
I want it
Rybka980 t1_j2eugi6 wrote
Ha, don't need those cause I got my own.
Corg505 t1_j2euc2k wrote
Reply to Go Ahead, Try Me by Miklb58
r/threateningHondaAccord
BuckyDuster t1_j2eub29 wrote
Reply to Old Lang sign by penguinopusredux
Facepalm
yamaha2000us t1_j2eu7h4 wrote
Reply to My mom sent me my middle school uniform for Christmas. I live in the US now. No one thought of telling her I can't wear this in public by peeping_ninja
There is no reason to hide your past.
Wear it with Pride!
Neoslayer t1_j2eu2rl wrote
advertising as intended
GreyGalihad25 t1_j2etvcg wrote
Reply to On a bag of pistachios I bought. by Fairyhaven13
Well if ur asking…
derpyDuodenum t1_j2etrui wrote
Reply to comment by schannoman in Should I file for harassment? My work truck keeps sexting me. by schannoman
Wouldn't a tractor pull a plow a bit better? /s
penguinopusredux OP t1_j2etp8a wrote
Reply to comment by thurmin in Old Lang sign by penguinopusredux
Although, Rabbie Burns is a very acquired taste.
SLCW718 t1_j2etn35 wrote
Reply to comment by SkiesFetishist in A real Boss record album by madogblue
Apparently, kids looked a lot older back in the day.
cavesquatch t1_j2etmt7 wrote
You might wanna throw some paper towels in your fuel tank! I'm just kidding but you might need a new water fuel separator.
Eternal-Guard t1_j2etmls wrote
Reply to Packing astronaut balloon! by oRedDeadDano
That's just his anal probe.
aytchdave t1_j2etm10 wrote
Reply to comment by inselchen in "You can use multiple words to describe something" Germany: by Nox_Dei
Thundercougarfalconbird!
GreyPilgrim1973 t1_j2etgqc wrote
Reply to Go Ahead, Try Me by Miklb58
r/iamverybadass
GoDannY1337 t1_j2etcva wrote
Reply to comment by 8euztnrqvn in "You can use multiple words to describe something" Germany: by Nox_Dei
Yes, „Eierclacker“ just sounds weird, common.
thurmin t1_j2et211 wrote
Reply to Old Lang sign by penguinopusredux
I laughed and showed it to my SO. SO is confused. I bring up the song. It takes far too long for her to get it.
Send help.
super-me-5000 t1_j2evpgw wrote
Reply to A real Boss record album by madogblue
Jailhouse rock on the bugle? WOW