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I just spent the last 6 months casually learning German so I can read most of the text on jarred Hotdogs on Reddit.

Enttäuschung

Me: sterilizes entire kitchen to properly inoculate jars. Sets up box to specific temperatures and humidity. Checks box everyday to ensure proper growing environment.

OP: shove box in closet and forget.

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Horrible

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He looks like the original Gremlin on the airplane wing destroying the engine from that old twilight zone episode, the original 1963 episode in black and white 😃

Literally. Still 2022 here.

Jesus that's a bad tattoo

Where's the dog?

I think you'll find that teenager has the French Horn

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English speakers might call what is generically known in German as an Eierköpfer, an "egg opener", or an "egg topper", "egg cracker", "egg cutter", etc. But the name of this particular product, Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher, translates to something like "eggshell break-point creator".

Bout to pop your top.

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The dog is from brazil and its just a fluffy brown blanket

"Knackig" is German for crisp. Who wants crispy sausages?

Ein altes Schild lang.

Well you see, it's unacceptable to use common sense and logic these days.

It's wrong think to say that men can't get pregnant.

Honk.

Not sure how they did it but I love how the artist captured Jesus’ cringe face when he saw the finished tattoo

Once upon a time I posted this on my wall on MySpace.

And demonstrating their power.

Edit, I just discovered that my browser apparently has an active OCR engine. I searched for "power" to make sure nobody had already made this comment and it highlighted the text in the image.

Where do get something like this at. It so cute.

Always disappointed by the low level of knackig in my jarred sausage product.

Of course, he'd be saucy flavored.