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Bott t1_j2f79lg wrote
Actually, an Elephant Bakery. Proprietor unhappy with all the trunk-snot in the baked goods.
Awkward_Economics_33 t1_j2f77r5 wrote
Reply to This is an odd game by diamondsealtd
Perfect for a first date!
Weaseltime_420 t1_j2f6vay wrote
I remember when Andy Murray was pregnant.
iPadAir5thGen t1_j2f6hbf wrote
Reply to comment by omen-schmomen in My mushroom growing kit got tired of waiting for me to set it up properly. by TangledInk
Got one a couple years back and enjoyed it! Ended up using the mushroom as a meat-free alternative spicy chicken sandwich.
orangutanDOTorg t1_j2f6e68 wrote
Reply to (oc) My brother looks for the worst Peeps and this Christmas didnt disappoint by ItsMeVeriity
Forum I was active on did summer Secret Santas. One year I got a girl who really loved lavender and cute cartoony stuffed bunnies. (She was an adult, it’s just her thing). I found a place that sold bulk expired Peeps for decorations (explicitly said not for consumption on the website) and ordered a pallet of the lavender bunny expired peeps to send to her house. Went a bit over budget but it wasn’t as expensive as I’d expected it to be. Unfortunately they never delivered them and I had to do a charge back and find a different present Super rushed last minute. Sucks. Would have been hilarious
rvarjg t1_j2f6a6h wrote
Reply to comment by rvarjg in Looking for some crazy, off the wall analogies your "not so with the times" grandparents might make. by Cth43
Hell, I’d piss on a spark plug if I thought it’d do any good.
rvarjg t1_j2f60rg wrote
Reply to comment by Cth43 in Looking for some crazy, off the wall analogies your "not so with the times" grandparents might make. by Cth43
Don’t listen to that guy. He couldn’t find his ass with both hands.
He’s a few fries short of a happy meal. A sandwich short of a picnic.
He ain’t the sharpest knife in the drawer. Dumb as a bag of hair.
How am I doing? I’m as fine as frog hair.
He’s getting too big for his britches.
That guy will hold onto a nickel so tight, he’ll make the Buffalo burp.
ItsMeVeriity OP t1_j2f5yys wrote
Reply to comment by Mechhammer in (oc) My brother looks for the worst Peeps and this Christmas didnt disappoint by ItsMeVeriity
I will have you know my Peeps are different from other Peeps. Its like my Peeps are in the top percentage of Peeps.
South_Bit1764 t1_j2f5rph wrote
Reply to comment by ZenCyn39 in "You can use multiple words to describe something" Germany: by Nox_Dei
I’ll take ^Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher for 400
Imhereforthemilf OP t1_j2f5jk0 wrote
Reply to comment by GigaCores in Why are you into bondage? by Imhereforthemilf
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Mechhammer t1_j2f5hi1 wrote
Reply to (oc) My brother looks for the worst Peeps and this Christmas didnt disappoint by ItsMeVeriity
They look like Poops
GigaCores t1_j2f5fy4 wrote
Reply to Why are you into bondage? by Imhereforthemilf
Some like to control the controller.
Ayahuasca-Dreamin t1_j2f5b89 wrote
Reply to Why are you into bondage? by Imhereforthemilf
Give it up Balenciaga, it’s over
Bryn79 t1_j2f5b5x wrote
Reply to comment by bRightOnRebbit in I am Groot … by ecwarrior
He’s gay.
Widowmaker_Best_Girl t1_j2f58yh wrote
He's feeling a little saucy today 😏
Ayahuasca-Dreamin t1_j2f55iv wrote
Reply to My mom sent me my middle school uniform for Christmas. I live in the US now. No one thought of telling her I can't wear this in public by peeping_ninja
Nothing’s more American than Red White and Blue with CUM on it
greedydita t1_j2f53sv wrote
Even filled their ink cartridge with blood.
FillBrilliant6043 t1_j2f5060 wrote
Apparently they've been watching my toddler
super-me-5000 t1_j2f4v4n wrote
Reply to comment by greenp22uk in A real Boss record album by madogblue
It is?
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MuadDave t1_j2f4enb wrote
You were at World Market, weren't you?
DonOblivious t1_j2f4edq wrote
Reply to comment by Amiiboid in My mushroom growing kit got tired of waiting for me to set it up properly. by TangledInk
>And demonstrating their power.
That's oysters for ya.
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Reply to (oc) My brother looks for the worst Peeps and this Christmas didnt disappoint by ItsMeVeriity
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DonOblivious t1_j2f488v wrote
Reply to comment by qatox in My mushroom growing kit got tired of waiting for me to set it up properly. by TangledInk
Every kit I've seen warns you to store them in the fridge if you don't plan on using it right away. Oysters are especially prone to this as they're super aggressive and love to fruit.
the_chaco_kid t1_j2f7ic1 wrote
Reply to I am Groot … by ecwarrior
Wow, even JC would say ‘Jesus!’ When he saw that monstrosity