My entire class was struggling with "lebensmittelsunvertraglichkeiten". This is even better.

OMG, I thought the aircreshner was a dildo!!

As a German, I can tell you that it´s utter nonsense. The word translates to "egg shell determined breaking point cause". The problem here is, that there is no way to cause a determined breaking point; you design them ...

You're allowed to post pictures of the two so we can compare and contrast.

It's meant for cracking egg shells. There is no restriction that it must only ever be used for soft-boiled eggs, never for hard-boiled (the manufacturer of the "Clack" says it's for "boiled eggs", and has a photo that appears to be hard-boiled) or raw eggs (as shown in the photo you linked). The idea that this is "wrong" use by people is just your wrong opinion.

Exact same picture, why 2 pictures?

Ya got two ears and 1 mouth...maybe talk less and listen more!

Sorry, if reality ain't your thing 🤷🏻‍♂️

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That's a nice group of friends.

This is the way.

No. Speaking in tongs.

I'm still struggling to see it

Makes me think of plank.

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The question is which tongue

This tattoo is the very essence of irony, since the Bible forbids making marks on your skin. “You will not make cuttings in your flesh, for the dead, nor print marks on you” (Leviticus 19:28). Also, something about graven images. So, yeah. You might want to read the User Manual if you’re going to claim to be a Christian.

Worst tattoo ever?

If you don't know tennis, while the answer could seem obvious at the start, once you start that second guessing, you might begin to wonder if "Andy" is a nickname for a female player you aren't familiar with.

This is photoshopped right, otherwise it's just a freebie.

Oyster mushrooms are delicious!

Replace groot with fucking stupid

Well I’m petrified.

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I’m pretty sure most Harry Potter fans have disowned JK Rowling from the series.