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I’m stealing this

That's suprising for me, that these type of windows are considered "extra". If you install new windows here in central europe, this is the default, if you want something else other than this, you have to specifically ask for that.

“That’s as wrong as two boys kissing”

He might be my mortal enemy, but damnit, he's the most honest sonamabitch I ever met.

Is that Jesus's decapitated head?

Why are there always missing pieces when all I do is follow instructions!!!!

That guy is so shady, he'll steal your chimney and come back later for the smoke.

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Whats funny

1 meter 80

-een nederlander

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Yes, well I guess there is a difference between being allowed to do something and having the resources to actually accomplish it.

Like, you have the legal right to climb Mt. Everest, but will never climb out of the basement.

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Life…uh…found a way.

First time I've posted it on Reddit - once per platform.

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I don't get it...

"Controller bondage, the new trend for 2023"

My car was recently broken into. They took my dollar store sun glasses but left the cd wallet full of cds. Funny to think that 20 yrs ago those cds alone would be worth breaking into a car.

More sad than funny

Keeping your enemies closer with furniture assembly!

yes you can, and you should.

.....did they have a stroke while being baked?

Cringe