Recent comments in /f/funny
lalafalala t1_j2fl7im wrote
Reply to comment by MarJulAle in Just saw this mannequin inside a mall, I'm speechless. by lmao_fine
I dunno man, doesn't this seems more like the opposite? As in, a pearl-clutching little old 75-year-old lady's reaction?
Admittedly it's been a long time since I was a 12-year-old, but IIRC the standard reaction to something like this was this. Hell, I'm 43 and that's pretty much how I reacted now, only, you know, with a jokey hint of self-aware irony thrown in because I know such a reaction is juvenile.
Shocked into speechlessness, on the other hand, is exactly how my bafflingly recently-prudish, septuagenarian mom would react to this, which leads me to suggest that with this we now have proof of the before-only-theorized .02% of Reddit that falls into that category.
TheAdventOfTruth t1_j2fl3yu wrote
Why are you assuming? Don’t you know nowadays men can get pregnant?
no_anesthesia_please t1_j2fkrez wrote
Valiant effort though!
Naphaniegh t1_j2fkoe0 wrote
Reply to comment by ExternalWilling8325 in "You can use multiple words to describe something" Germany: by Nox_Dei
The product isn’t a joke even though how it’s advertised kinda is. That’s what they meant
BananaKush_Storm t1_j2fkjud wrote
Reminds me of the game "Death Stranding" lol
hernandiego t1_j2fkiu0 wrote
Nope.
Savetheicecream t1_j2fkhil wrote
Reply to I am Groot … by ecwarrior
Does anyone else see Zombie Jesus?
Looks like a ghoul.
That and the giant lips on the back of the head?
This is way more fun than staring at clouds!
Snuggledtoopieces t1_j2fkfkn wrote
Reply to My Favourite Headline of the Year by Billybluejeans
Honestly good on her, I’m always impressed how many sad fucking wastes of space are just running around in the wild.
MisterMysterios t1_j2fkbst wrote
Reply to comment by BenMadena in "You can use multiple words to describe something" Germany: by Nox_Dei
It is not a "egg shell determined breaking point cause", but an "egg shell determined breaking point causer". It is designed to create a perfect breaking point for the egg. While the name is ridiculous, it is technically correct.
Just-a-by-passer t1_j2fkas8 wrote
Reply to I am Groot … by ecwarrior
Jesus christ….
greedydita t1_j2fkaaw wrote
Reply to Birds hate this mf by Muznik402
He owns a KFC.
MisterMysterios t1_j2fk4sm wrote
Reply to comment by ZebraSoft8624 in "You can use multiple words to describe something" Germany: by Nox_Dei
It is a egg-shell-predetermined-breaking-line-creator . The name is a pun due it being overly complicated for something simple as an egg-cracker. At least my step father bought one for the pun value of it.
[deleted] t1_j2fjx06 wrote
Reply to (oc) My brother looks for the worst Peeps and this Christmas didnt disappoint by ItsMeVeriity
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Last_VCR t1_j2fjw99 wrote
Reply to Birds hate this mf by Muznik402
Judging by the rust and broken windows, god might hate him too
SL289 t1_j2fjuyr wrote
Reply to My Favourite Headline of the Year by Billybluejeans
Gives new meaning to “gas money “
dmarve t1_j2fjr0o wrote
Reply to Birds hate this mf by Muznik402
But rust loves it
DarthDannyBoy t1_j2fjfp1 wrote
Reply to comment by Devilshire52 in Car sticker made me chuckle by roybos
Midknight bus*
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FyahAnt t1_j2fj4d8 wrote
He's a real Ace
davanger1980 t1_j2fj3xt wrote
I wonder what’s the magic in the sauce….
K-Dog7469 t1_j2fj23l wrote
Reply to comment by WRHeronkill in Tonight I’m gonna party like it’s 1999 by WRHeronkill
For sure.
Block Buster and Domino's was a magic combination at one point in time.
That-Grape-5491 t1_j2fj0qj wrote
Reply to comment by bitsybear1727 in Looking for some crazy, off the wall analogies your "not so with the times" grandparents might make. by Cth43
Meaner than cat dirt
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WRHeronkill OP t1_j2firg5 wrote
Reply to comment by K-Dog7469 in Tonight I’m gonna party like it’s 1999 by WRHeronkill
No but going to one would definitely complete the experience
Reelplayer t1_j2flehs wrote
Reply to The doors are closed by DestroyerKP
Those doors aren't closed. They cannot be closed. I think that's kind of the point of this display.