Those doors aren't closed. They cannot be closed. I think that's kind of the point of this display.

I dunno man, doesn't this seems more like the opposite? As in, a pearl-clutching little old 75-year-old lady's reaction?

Admittedly it's been a long time since I was a 12-year-old, but IIRC the standard reaction to something like this was this. Hell, I'm 43 and that's pretty much how I reacted now, only, you know, with a jokey hint of self-aware irony thrown in because I know such a reaction is juvenile.

Shocked into speechlessness, on the other hand, is exactly how my bafflingly recently-prudish, septuagenarian mom would react to this, which leads me to suggest that with this we now have proof of the before-only-theorized .02% of Reddit that falls into that category.

Why are you assuming? Don’t you know nowadays men can get pregnant?

Valiant effort though!

The product isn’t a joke even though how it’s advertised kinda is. That’s what they meant

Reminds me of the game "Death Stranding" lol

Nope.

Does anyone else see Zombie Jesus?

Looks like a ghoul.

That and the giant lips on the back of the head?

This is way more fun than staring at clouds!

Honestly good on her, I’m always impressed how many sad fucking wastes of space are just running around in the wild.

It is not a "egg shell determined breaking point cause", but an "egg shell determined breaking point causer". It is designed to create a perfect breaking point for the egg. While the name is ridiculous, it is technically correct.

Jesus christ….

He owns a KFC.

It is a egg-shell-predetermined-breaking-line-creator . The name is a pun due it being overly complicated for something simple as an egg-cracker. At least my step father bought one for the pun value of it.

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Judging by the rust and broken windows, god might hate him too

Gives new meaning to “gas money “

But rust loves it

Midknight bus*

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He's a real Ace

I wonder what’s the magic in the sauce….

For sure.

Block Buster and Domino's was a magic combination at one point in time.

Meaner than cat dirt

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No but going to one would definitely complete the experience