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fourfourzero t1_j5g0cdt wrote
Reply to comment by GetInZeWagen in You too could save your children for just $1.88 by sadnlonely916
literally zero people used seatbelts until they were made mandatory in 1985.
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Reply to comment by aligador in Fuckers took away my right to break dance in Toilet, can't have shit in Turkey. by desiChora-69
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Bubbly-Ant-1200 t1_j5fzi2t wrote
Reply to Part of this balanced breakfast by punkinthegutter
Fuck that sounds delicious but it probably cuts the roof of your mouth like captain crunch
ba5eline t1_j5fwijc wrote
Reply to comment by Somerset-316 in Fuckers took away my right to break dance in Toilet, can't have shit in Turkey. by desiChora-69
holy crap TIL
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Reply to so... where do I go? by WolfieVonD
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WolfieVonD OP t1_j5frhle wrote
Reply to comment by Th3assman in so... where do I go? by WolfieVonD
LA
Practical-Tone-5644 t1_j5frgnd wrote
Reply to so... where do I go? by WolfieVonD
They had ONE job! Really?
Rowan_boi t1_j5fqmbk wrote
Reply to so... where do I go? by WolfieVonD
Trust me. Run straight into the pole
Th3assman t1_j5fqjf0 wrote
Reply to so... where do I go? by WolfieVonD
Chicago?
PsychoticNature t1_j5fq0xe wrote
Reply to so... where do I go? by WolfieVonD
You go f*ck yourself, apparently.
WolfieVonD OP t1_j5fq0ak wrote
Reply to comment by Raerae1360 in so... where do I go? by WolfieVonD
H. E. L. L. Double Hockey Sticks?
Raerae1360 t1_j5fpsnm wrote
Reply to so... where do I go? by WolfieVonD
Highway to heck...not sure if Reddit allows the other word.
WolfieVonD OP t1_j5fpkn0 wrote
Reply to comment by endorfan13 in so... where do I go? by WolfieVonD
Bird scooter on the freeway, here I come.
endorfan13 t1_j5fpgeb wrote
Reply to so... where do I go? by WolfieVonD
I guess you park there and walk the rest of the way.
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[deleted] t1_j5fp28n wrote
Reply to comment by SkylarAV in You too could save your children for just $1.88 by sadnlonely916
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samstown23 t1_j5fn20z wrote
Reply to comment by JackZodiac2008 in You too could save your children for just $1.88 by sadnlonely916
You joke but this was a real concern back then. Lots of deaths and serious injuries from getting thrown around in the car in otherwise survivable lower speed impacts.
My parents were rather particular about me wearing a seatbelt, even though that wasn't necessarily the norm at the time. Of course 3yo me wasn't too happy about it but that changed after my dad hit the brakes once and I hit the backrest of the front seat. I actually think he did it deliberately to teach me a lesson and it likely wasn't half as bad as I remember it but that was a time when cars didn't necessarily have seatbelts and people came up with the most ludicrous excuses not to wear them if they did.
SkylarAV t1_j5fmt65 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in You too could save your children for just $1.88 by sadnlonely916
The harness and net would keep them smacking around inside
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Reply to comment by SkylarAV in You too could save your children for just $1.88 by sadnlonely916
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ShouldersBBoulders t1_j5flc5z wrote
Reply to Part of this balanced breakfast by punkinthegutter
Balanced... ON MY BELLY!
AlJameson64 t1_j5fl1sn wrote
Reply to comment by zonggestsu in You too could save your children for just $1.88 by sadnlonely916
In the simplest physics of a a front-end collision with an immovable object, the baby would go from resting point to 90 degrees at the speed the car was travelling; that's true. However, now the baby has angular momentum equal to that speed, and nothing would stop it rotating at the 90-degree point. If there's enough distance from the anchor points to the roof, it would spin all the way around, repeatedly until air resistance and friction slowed it to a stop. If not? Yeah, it would stop at the roof of the car.
ErikaFoxelot t1_j5fkstk wrote
Jesus. Imagine being the poor 10 year old who’s mommy still ties him into the car on the ride to school.
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Ranryu t1_j5fghlm wrote
Reply to Part of this balanced breakfast by punkinthegutter
You have good taste in morning talk shows
Jet_Jockey_ t1_j5g0dm5 wrote
Reply to so... where do I go? by WolfieVonD
Whichever way is faster 😁