Interestingly enough, the hammock does make a little sense, as in the event of a crash the forward momentum would be converted into rotational momentum (considering that its a forward crash and not a side crash, and that the material can handle the forces) there was actually a prototype made long time ago for babies that was like a capsule that would close and spin, the baby would have been dizzy but safe, no idea what happened to that prototype. The string though its absurd as it would be a whiplash for the poor kid

Troy and Abed in the mooorrrnniinggg

The pepto is a nice touch

Lots of oil in donuts

She's still got it.

RIP

Why does it cause heartburn?

Not true. It's a twisted way of saying even if he had installed them, it still wouldn't meet safety codes.

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You've got to wonder what car beds were available before the hammock that made that the safest ever.

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I want that hammock for my desk. Put my feet up underneath. Someone call the hammock district

Nope

That looks absolutely disgusting. What else can you expect from Tim Hortons.

Just looking at apple fritters gives me heartburn haha

Nice.

Nice!

When the rolodex and the abacus procreate... 😆

this would imply a theoretical instant stop situation, where the car it self
and whatever it hits, would not deform. If there's any crumpling of things going on, the car would not stop in an instance, and instead slow down really fast. this compensates for moving over the 90" point depending on how much time it takes for the baby to reach the 90" angle, vs the time it takes the car to stop.

it literally never got old

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I also grew up riding in he rear facing station wagon seat. I alway say it’s why I’ve never suffered from motion sickness.

my guess would be, the baby would be the safest person in a frontal impact car crash because the hammock is somewhat stretchy. a frontal impact would move the hammock forward, and stay there long enough to stop going to the roof. but the baby has no real impact injury because there is no travel distance for the baby. Unless ofcourse the hammock is not strong enough. Then there will be a baby sized projectile going through the front window.

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It’s amazing that boomers survived isn’t it, but we did. Muahahahhaha