I guess you’ve never seen the documentary with Kim Cattrall called Mannequin

These are perfect for those tattoo appointments

We’ll be waiting by the window as always… ;)

just wait till you see me in one of these bad bois

This is kind of funny, but why do they care? The mannequin doesn't. Perhaps they are worried about spreading germs?

Nah your ass is beautiful, we all love it!

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why does that mannequin have a nicer ass than me

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Well I'm still gonna

I wanted to add the NSFW tag to add to the hilarity of this post. ⚠️ WARNING ⚠️, if you add this tag you get messages about following the rules. So, in response to these messages I’m am keeping this post exceedingly clean. The scissors used in scissor tag are all children’s scissors made of plastic. While they might seem to introduce peril into this game, they only present the façade of peril. However, this game should never be played and I don’t condone it, even with fingers used to mimic scissors since this there is a danger of eye gouging. Sorry, this is all the dry funny I have this morning.

Where I work the dirty joke thing isn't dangerous at all lol. They get told by men, women, bosses, and employees equally. Now a racist joke might get you a few looks, but dirty? Everyone is into those.

Never look a monotail directly in the eye

Wait…I did this post and I can determine what scissor tag is. It’s when you chase each other around and tag with scissors instead of your hand. I wanted something to sound real dangerous, like the kind of thing you would never do. Especially at work. I wanted to plant this idea “Gee, scissor tag is a bad idea” then present the “dirty joke at work” option and create a quandary

Just gotta run them gooches together, it's mandatory team building

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"Ehhh, buckle this. Ludicrous speed, GO!"

YOLO!

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Scissor someone? Is that like that lesbian sex position? What if the office is all dudes?

No it's like tag but when you're it you gotta scissor someone to make them it

Scissor tag? Wtf that? Throw scissors at each other? You throw them like darts? Tomahawks?

Depends how one scissors...

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