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NiftyMittens89 t1_j5qm9p6 wrote
Reply to comment by phonkee in Great sign placement 👌 by Dedliest
Good advice!
Cold_Pomelo3274 t1_j5qltsn wrote
Reply to Great sign placement 👌 by Dedliest
DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO !
[deleted] t1_j5qldy9 wrote
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Cowpriest t1_j5qko2d wrote
Reply to Posted above the urinal at work by brick1234567891
I heard sometimes thers shet outside of the turlet.
Louis6507 t1_j5qjstv wrote
Reply to comment by tittltattl in My high school in Wilbraham, MA, got the 'Saturday Night Live' treatment due to lighting issue. The school has a server to control the lights with no manual override. The server got hacked and the school hasn't been able to turn off lights since 2021. Still not fixed. by The_Sloth_Racer
Well, it is a very shitty place. OP is delusional.
cat_selling_souls t1_j5qjcp9 wrote
Reply to Posted above the urinal at work by brick1234567891
I read this list in Dante Hicks voice.
He wasn't supposed to be here today. He was clearly fed up having to clean the bathroom floor of piss as Randal sits on his ass on the lid of the toilet, reading an article from a magazine. I can almost see Dante's exhausted look as Randal complains about the innocuous story he just read.
Meanwhile, Jay and Silent Bob are stealing various items in the store because Randal didn't lock the door.
FistCookies t1_j5qj4xf wrote
Reply to Great sign placement 👌 by Dedliest
..sike
flyingpomegranate t1_j5qidx1 wrote
Reply to comment by Tanglefoot19 in Great sign placement 👌 by Dedliest
A mannequin has its rights.
Haterbait_band t1_j5qdbei wrote
Reply to So professional by dontmindmejuslurkn
Always though those handwritten signs saying to invest and learn real estate seem questionable. I’ve seen homeless dudes with better looking signs and I’m supposed to trust them with a bunch of money?
Jman50k t1_j5qar5x wrote
Reply to comment by betweenureyez in Porno by Nuker-79
“We have porno at home!”
The porno at home : 🎶 chicka wow wow 🎶
Sir-Farts- t1_j5qa34r wrote
Reply to Great sign placement 👌 by Dedliest
My hands going to sting.
Outrageous_Zebra_221 t1_j5q98cd wrote
Reply to Posted above the urinal at work by brick1234567891
Instructions unclear, decided to sit down instead...
...why is my back wet?
DemandyMcDemanderson t1_j5q91n2 wrote
Reply to Great sign placement 👌 by Dedliest
That mannequin was asking for it when it put that outfit on. It knew what it was doing.
Kahnza t1_j5q5c8c wrote
Reply to comment by RanCestor in Great sign placement 👌 by Dedliest
>reach for the bottom
Don't mind if I do! 🫴
cgsur t1_j5q4ucj wrote
Reply to comment by satluvscheese in Porno by Nuker-79
Porn is porno in Spanish, both being abbreviations of pornography.
imnotlyndsey t1_j5qmcxa wrote
Reply to comment by Leiryn in My high school in Wilbraham, MA, got the 'Saturday Night Live' treatment due to lighting issue. The school has a server to control the lights with no manual override. The server got hacked and the school hasn't been able to turn off lights since 2021. Still not fixed. by The_Sloth_Racer
It could be worse. They could be living in Oklahoma (this is a self roast)