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jsal0087 t1_j5v2vm2 wrote
Reply to "A bird in the hand is..." by tharecord
A bird in the hand is the most common form in humans of the same age as the bird of a human body in a given species or group or species or group that has the same characteristics or traits or characteristics that are present on a human.
Ohh_No_He_Didnt t1_j5v2g7t wrote
I call it!
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kaigem t1_j5v1lgi wrote
Reply to Pregnancy Thoughts [OC] by LitterboxComics
The “woaaaahhh” face just being regular cats is a nice touch.
DrChemStoned t1_j5uyr1k wrote
Reply to comment by PropertySecret5647 in My high school in Wilbraham, MA, got the 'Saturday Night Live' treatment due to lighting issue. The school has a server to control the lights with no manual override. The server got hacked and the school hasn't been able to turn off lights since 2021. Still not fixed. by The_Sloth_Racer
Breakers have a finite number of throws before they will fail, not good practice to use a breaker as a switch.
Semi_Bee t1_j5uwz9h wrote
Reply to comment by victorix58 in Life can be confusing by thumbles_comic
I wonder if Justin Roiland will do his "Morty" voice at his own real life trial...
NightChime t1_j5uwz22 wrote
Reply to Life can be confusing by thumbles_comic
Happy Texas had a good scene playing out a similar bit.
[deleted] t1_j5uufjt wrote
Reply to Pregnancy Thoughts [OC] by LitterboxComics
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cemeteryofdeath t1_j5us7gi wrote
Reply to Pregnancy Thoughts [OC] by LitterboxComics
I can hear the Interstellar theme mix with Morpheus. Help!
SpareChangePapi t1_j5ur0zh wrote
Reply to "A bird in the hand is..." by tharecord
A bird in the hand is the most common form your dog can have
laineDdednaHdeR t1_j5umoii wrote
Reply to comment by rageComicTroll in Pregnancy Thoughts [OC] by LitterboxComics
In her uterus.
rageComicTroll t1_j5uk8go wrote
Reply to Pregnancy Thoughts [OC] by LitterboxComics
Well, that's deep.
Stickysocks182 t1_j5uk28g wrote
Reply to Pregnancy Thoughts [OC] by LitterboxComics
Make a metal album cover with that ultrasound face design.
canadacorriendo785 t1_j5ujzlm wrote
Reply to comment by scottieducati in My high school in Wilbraham, MA, got the 'Saturday Night Live' treatment due to lighting issue. The school has a server to control the lights with no manual override. The server got hacked and the school hasn't been able to turn off lights since 2021. Still not fixed. by The_Sloth_Racer
I think you're overestimating the difference in violent crime levels between Massachusetts and its neighbors. The rates fluctuate year to year and Mass is consistently well below the national average.
There's also a difference between Eastern and Western Mass. The rate is much higher in the western part of the state, and it's not just Springfield. Pittsfield, North Adams, Greenfield, Turners Falls, Ware all consistently have some of the highest violent crime rates in the State.
I moved to Vermont and trust me there's a lot more crime up here than you think there is. I won't be surprised at all if there was more crime per capita in Vermont in 2022 than in Mass.
bruizi t1_j5uh0s9 wrote
Reply to "A bird in the hand is..." by tharecord
A bird in the hand is the only one who is in a dead mood to do so in a good mood
hayzeh t1_j5ugwss wrote
Reply to Pregnancy Thoughts [OC] by LitterboxComics
All they know is these walls!
ninexball t1_j5ufg5w wrote
Reply to Life can be confusing by thumbles_comic
Is he trying to buy a dozen eggs?
skiingdiver t1_j5uf97t wrote
Reply to comment by The_Sloth_Racer in My high school in Wilbraham, MA, got the 'Saturday Night Live' treatment due to lighting issue. The school has a server to control the lights with no manual override. The server got hacked and the school hasn't been able to turn off lights since 2021. Still not fixed. by The_Sloth_Racer
thanks for the clarification. knew it was some wacky cost-cutting measures
scottieducati t1_j5uf3oj wrote
Reply to comment by canadacorriendo785 in My high school in Wilbraham, MA, got the 'Saturday Night Live' treatment due to lighting issue. The school has a server to control the lights with no manual override. The server got hacked and the school hasn't been able to turn off lights since 2021. Still not fixed. by The_Sloth_Racer
Weird how all our neighbors have different policies but less issues. They’re much closer peers than any state you mention, maybe regional culture is a thing?
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canadacorriendo785 t1_j5udng1 wrote
Reply to comment by scottieducati in My high school in Wilbraham, MA, got the 'Saturday Night Live' treatment due to lighting issue. The school has a server to control the lights with no manual override. The server got hacked and the school hasn't been able to turn off lights since 2021. Still not fixed. by The_Sloth_Racer
Total deaths related to firearms is a much better measure of the effectiveness of gun laws than some vague notions of criminality. "Crimes committed with a firearm per capita" isn't a statisitic that has been kept since 1993.
Besides, the violent crime rate in Mass is significantly below the national average and other states with strict gun laws like Connecticut, New Jersey, Rhode Island have some of the lowest violent crime rates in the country.
The highest rates of violent crime are overwhelmingly in states with less restrictions on guns. Alaska, Tennessee, Arkansas, Louisiana etc.
Maine, Vermont and New Hampshire are the exceptions not the rule.
Melbonie t1_j5u9xbg wrote
Reply to comment by scottieducati in My high school in Wilbraham, MA, got the 'Saturday Night Live' treatment due to lighting issue. The school has a server to control the lights with no manual override. The server got hacked and the school hasn't been able to turn off lights since 2021. Still not fixed. by The_Sloth_Racer
DEFINITELY need to cultivate a way better environment for small business. I'd love to use my public sector skills to craft similar programming for anyone who could use it, not just MassHealth qualified folks. Given the trend toward corporatization of everything, we should really try to be progressive leaders in making small business more achievable. We talk a big game about local source in Western MA, but not a lot of action. I was really disappointed to see the crony capitalism in the MassHealth sector when Baker brought Optum on board- another layer of administration and bureaucracy is not what the system needed, and their services can't be cheap, given all their advertising at Fenway and Gilette. (seriously- what are they even selling, exactly? and to whom?) Don't even get me started on the outsourcing of MassHealth customer service to places like Indiana and Wisconsin...
I was driving to the store a couple weeks ago and saw the Repubic waste management garbage trucks picking up in town and wondered whatever happened to local DPWs-- thinking yeah, they saved money going to the corpo, but now that Republic is the only game in town, they can pretty much name their price, can't they?
I digress for sure, but looking to big business for everything is eventually going to be a losing proposition.
Kushypurpz t1_j5u6xoo wrote
Reply to comment by sunpalm in "A bird in the hand is..." by tharecord
Let’s what happens!!
A bird in the hand is a bird in the mouth and the bird in the tail is a bird with a tail and name.
scottieducati t1_j5u6msr wrote
Reply to comment by canadacorriendo785 in My high school in Wilbraham, MA, got the 'Saturday Night Live' treatment due to lighting issue. The school has a server to control the lights with no manual override. The server got hacked and the school hasn't been able to turn off lights since 2021. Still not fixed. by The_Sloth_Racer
That’s not a metric of criminality. The post was asserting some measure of safety benefit from our 2A laws. Look up homicide pet capita. Lookup crimes committed with a firearm per capita.
RolloutTieDispenser t1_j5v3e4k wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Pregnancy Thoughts [OC] by LitterboxComics
Maybe I'm getting whooshed, but what do you mean that you can't see inside of a baby/fetus with ultrasound (*echo)? They do ultrasounds on pregnant women all the time, especially around 20 weeks gestation when a typical detailed anatomy scan is done.