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stealyrface t1_j5vb3bd wrote
Reply to "A bird in the hand is..." by tharecord
A bird in the hand of your heart disease and the other people that have you in a cage.
Omegalazarus t1_j5vamfi wrote
Reply to comment by Radiant_Miko in "A bird in the hand is..." by tharecord
Suicide hotline. Call 988. You can talk to someone.
gerwen t1_j5vahhl wrote
Reply to Pregnancy Thoughts [OC] by LitterboxComics
The last panel is genius. Can't stop giggling.
pichael288 t1_j5vabum wrote
Middle school was a more innocent time
Omegalazarus t1_j5va78c wrote
Reply to comment by Mother-Adversary in "A bird in the hand is..." by tharecord
My friend who is always searching for incest porn got the same one, too. Weird
DirkBabypunch t1_j5va52p wrote
Reply to comment by Phydaux in Pregnancy Thoughts [OC] by LitterboxComics
>If you want to examine the outside of a person you just use your eyes
Not anymore, according to this new court order I've got!
Omegalazarus t1_j5va0s4 wrote
Reply to "A bird in the hand is..." by tharecord
A bird in the hand of the house for the first time in years.
tharecord OP t1_j5v9bb0 wrote
Reply to comment by Mother-Adversary in "A bird in the hand is..." by tharecord
Haha no way
tharecord OP t1_j5v978r wrote
Reply to comment by Hunt3rTh3Fight3r in "A bird in the hand is..." by tharecord
That's fair. If a big makes it to my hand, 9 times out of 10 it'll make it to my mouth
UUDDLRLRBAstard t1_j5v8ti5 wrote
Reply to Pregnancy Thoughts [OC] by LitterboxComics
octopus doctor 😂
Nicely done
Specific-Salad3888 t1_j5v8r7i wrote
How American
authorinthedark t1_j5v823y wrote
Reply to comment by matteb18 in Pregnancy Thoughts [OC] by LitterboxComics
baby is made of lead
PoorLikaFatWalletLst t1_j5v7fjz wrote
Reply to "A bird in the hand is..." by tharecord
A bird in hand is a good thing for you to be responsible for and your mom moving forward we'd like to have you anytime in the next few weeks.
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viper7747 t1_j5v6y4i wrote
While you're up there, look at the footprints on the ceiling.
Snoo7824 t1_j5v6tw1 wrote
Reply to comment by Mother-Adversary in "A bird in the hand is..." by tharecord
Whoa!! That IS wild!
hobosbindle t1_j5v6kry wrote
Now it’s an experiment and can be wagered on
[deleted] t1_j5v6e4y wrote
Reply to comment by RolloutTieDispenser in Pregnancy Thoughts [OC] by LitterboxComics
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super-me-5000 t1_j5v64do wrote
Light cheese
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Phydaux t1_j5v56bn wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Pregnancy Thoughts [OC] by LitterboxComics
Of course you can see inside a baby with an ultrasound scan, looking inside people is literally what they are for. If you want to examine the outside of a person you just use your eyes
matteb18 t1_j5v50lx wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Pregnancy Thoughts [OC] by LitterboxComics
Then how exactly can you see the inside of the mother with an echo if you can't also see inside the baby?
bigshitandbreakfast t1_j5v4blg wrote
Reply to "A bird in the hand is..." by tharecord
A bird in the hand is the most common form in humans of the same age as the bird of a human body in a given species and is therefore a species that has been identified by a population that has not yet reached its original state and has been found to have a genetic diversity that has not yet existed.
tjschroeder87 t1_j5v3ic9 wrote
The Cheese Touch!!!!
CosmicOwl47 t1_j5vb9yt wrote
Reply to Pregnancy Thoughts [OC] by LitterboxComics
Thought I was in r/ImSorryJon