He spits pythons.

Litter*

Hope it works out. I could never go with my first choice. It would be wrong... but I am POS so ignore my advice.

I never thought this meme would be back

We only accept volunteer cats.

They're way too smart to fall my my crap.

No cats butt holes have been tattooed in the making of this sarcasm.

My favorite quote from my wife is still “I made two eyes today! Well… eye holes anyway.”

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Why do you wanna do that to a poor cat? Go tattoo your own butthole.

Doc. Ock.

Need some relief?

You won't be let down

cat abortion

doesnt work on mobile devices

Thousand bucks if a cat volunteers to have the name tattooed on their butt hole.

Married the only woman I ever dated. Checkmate you POS?

I always feel like the odd one out when I tell people I'm still on good terms with my ex

If I was your neighbor I would replease it with an identical one that went to 1 man 1 horse.

Great fundraising idea.

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Yes. But also the uterus doesn't come with lights pre-installed, so it's pitch dark in there unless you're shining a really bright light on mom's belly.

Ug, so it doesn't end on the joke, the joke is in the middle somewhere?

That face from the ultrasound, no joke, looks almost exactly like I did in my ultrasound picture. Babies are fucking weird.

Everyone is someone's ex and every ex is a POS. Which means everyone is a POS

Thank you kind stranger, take your upvote and have a nice day/evening.